Agatha Christie: An English Mystery by Laura Thompson (2007)

Key facts

Agatha Christie was born Agatha Mary Clarissa Miller on 15 September 1890. So just add a ten to the year of publication of any of her books to get her age when it was published – ‘Murder on the Orient Express’ 1934: 34 + 10 = 44 (in fact 43, as it was published in January and she was born in September, but you get the basic idea).

The surname Christie derives from her first husband, Archie Christie, who she married on Christmas Eve 1914, as the First World War was settling in for the long haul (p.94).

In total Agatha Christie published 66 detective novels and 14 short story collections, as well as six non-detective novels under the pseudonym Mary Westmacott.

She created the famous fictional detectives Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple who have featured in countless movie and TV adaptations, not to mention radio, video games and graphic novels. Over 30 movies have been based on her works.

She wrote the world’s longest-running play, the murder mystery ‘The Mousetrap’, which has been performed in the West End of London since 1952.

She is the best-selling fiction writer of all time, her novels having sold more than two billion copies.

Her novel ‘And Then There Were None’ is the world’s best-selling mystery novel and one of the best-selling books of all time, and with over 100 million copies sold.

Childhood

Christie was born into a wealthy upper middle-class family in Torquay, Devon, and was largely home-schooled.

Frederick and Mary Boehmer

Her parents were an odd couple. Her mother, Clarissa ‘Clara’ Margaret Boehmer was born in Dublin in 1854 to British Army officer, Frederick Boehmer, and his wife Mary Ann West. Boehmer died in Jersey in 1863, leaving Mary to raise Clara and her brothers on a small income.

Nathaniel and Margaret Miller

Two weeks after Boehmer’s death, Mary’s sister, Margaret West, married the widowed American dry-goods merchant, Nathaniel Frary Miller.

Foster Clara

To help her impoverished widowed sister, Margaret and Nathaniel agreed to foster nine-year-old Clara Boehmer. In other words, at a very early age Clara was taken away from her mother and brothers and raised by her aunt and never ceased to regret it.

Frederick Miller

Now Nathaniel had a son, Frederick from his previous marriage. Fred was born in New York City and travelled extensively after leaving his Swiss boarding school, returned for visits as Clara grew up. In 1969 i.e. six years into this fostering arrangement, Nathaniel Miller, like Frederick Boehmer before him, died young, leaving Margaret a widow.

Frederick Miller marries Clara Boehmer

Fifteen years after Clara’s father died and nine years after Nathaniel Miller died, in 1878, this Frederick Miller, now 32, proposed to Clara, now 24, and she accepted. They were married in London in 1878.

Madge and Monty

Their first child, Margaret ‘Madge’ Frary, was born in Torquay in 1879. The second, Louis Montant ‘Monty’, was born in Morristown, New Jersey, in 1880, while the family was on an extended visit to the United States.

Fred and Clara buy Ashfield

When Fred’s father (and Clara’s foster father), Nathaniel, had died in 1869, he had left Clara £2,000, something like a quarter of a million in today’s money. In 1881 Fred and Clara used this to buy a villa in Torquay named Ashfield. It was here that their third and last child, Agatha, was born in 1890. Note the age difference between her elder siblings: Madge was 11 years older, Monty 10 years older.

Home schooling

Clara actively prevented Agatha from going to school, believing she should be home schooled. The result was Agatha largely taught herself, not least by voraciously reading everything in her father’s library.

Fred Miller dies

In 1901 Agatha’s cheerful, lazy father Fred died from pneumonia and chronic kidney disease. Christie later said that her father’s death when she was 11 marked the end of her childhood. Two points about this:

1) Fred never worked a day in his life and cheerfully lived off investments. However, income from these had steadily declines, with suspicions of embezzlement or sharp dealing by his American trustees. Whatever the precise reason, Fred’s death left Clara severely straitened for funds. Not that impoverished – she could still afford the upkeep of Ashfield and some servants but could no longer afford to entertain or maintain the traditional upper middle class lifestyle (p.58).

The matriarchy

The other point is The Matriarchy. All these men died young, and the womenfolk lived on with the result that Agatha was raised in a household of women (Clara and Madge), and made regular visits to her great-aunt the ‘magnificent’ (p.77) Margaret Miller in Ealing and maternal grandmother Mary Boehmer in Bayswater.

Nice old ladies

There are dashing young chaps in her novels, older professional men such as judges and police and so on, but I think Agatha’s upbringing in a matriarchy left a strong impression on her fictional world. Her novels abound with highly enjoyable older women, Miss Marple just being the most obvious. The utterly conventional values attributed to characters like Miss Marple or Miss Peabody or numerous others, have such warm-hearted authority because they are, in fact, the values of the utterly conventional Agatha.

  • Miss Jane Marple – elderly spinster who lives in the village of St. Mary Mead
  • Mrs Price Ridley, Miss Wetherby, Miss Hartnell – Miss Marple’s three friends who make up the quartet of old ladies in St. Mary Mead, in the first Miss Marple book, ‘Murder at the Vicarage’
  • Mrs Harfield – who Katherine Grey is a companion to (The Mystery of the Blue Train)
  • Miss Lavinia Pinkerton – suspects there is a murderer at work in the village of Wychwood under Ashe (Murder Is Easy)
  • Miss Caroline Peabody – tubby, sharp and witty spinster lives at Morton Manor, and is the oldest resident of Market Basing (Dumb Witness)

Laura Thompson on Agatha’s childhood

It’s Agatha’s childhood, girlhood and teenage years, mostly spent at the women’s family home of Ashfield, which Laura Thompson’s biography really dwells on. It gives a vivid and sympathetic portrait of a late-Victorian childhood and a girl growing into a young woman during the Edwardian decade, raised with traditional values which Thompson clearly sympathises with.

Music

Music for a while was a passion. Agatha learned piano as a girl and as a teenager took singing lessons to a very high standard. Thompson has page after page quoting Agatha’s diary and letters and the autobiography she wrote at the end of her life to describe her intoxication with music. She had a classic late-Victorian sensibility, with lots of vapouring about beauty, fancy dress balls where people dressed as characters out of Tennyson, she had a lifelong love of Wagner’s music (Wagner died in 1883, so by the 1910s when she was in love with it, it was 30 or more years out of date) (p.61).

Paris

In 1905, Clara sent Agatha to Paris, where she was educated in a series of pensionnats (boarding schools), focusing on voice training and piano playing. She was very good at both but not good enough to take them up professionally. Agatha stayed in Paris for nearly two years. Presumably this influenced the nationality of her greatest creation, Hercule Poirot – not the fact that he’s Belgian so much as Agatha’s confidence in rendering his French speech patterns.

Conventional

Thompson tried to make much of her heroine’s intelligence and Agatha was fluent and articulate and thoughtful, there’s lots of works and autobiography to quote from –but all of it is second rate. There is nothing about ideas or challenging books she read or intellectual pursuits. Instead, as she hit 18 and ‘came out’ to society, Agatha spent all her time going to parties and dances and concerts, amateur theatricals and attending fox hunts (p.64), flirting with large numbers of eligible young men, endlessly discussing their merits with her watchful mother, Clara.

As to her beliefs, she was a run of the mill, ordinary, devout Anglican. As to feminism and women’s rights, Agatha thought it was her role and fate in life to get married. That’s what women of her age and class did, and she never changed her view.

So it’s no surprise to learn that she was a lifelong Conservative voter (p.353).

The Mary Westmacott novels

In describing Agatha’s early years, Thompson draws heavily on the set of six Westmacott novels. Christie was so unstoppably prolific that alongside her murder mysteries she wrote six ‘ordinary’ non-detective novels, about love and relationships etc, sometimes described as ‘romantic’ novels’. They gave her ‘the chance to better explore the human psychology she was so intrigued by, freed from the expectations of her mystery fans’ as her grand-daughter explained.

To distinguish them from the murder mysteries she came up with a nom be plume based on her own middle name (Mary), Westmacott being the blandly English name of some distant relatives. The six Westmacott novels are:

  • Giant’s Bread (1930)
  • Unfinished Portrait (1934)
  • Absent in the Spring (1944) – she wrote this in less than a week!
  • The Rose and the Yew Tree (1947)
  • A Daughter’s a Daughter (1952)
  • The Burden (1956)

Thompson quotes from them extensively. Thus ‘Giant’s Bread’ concerns a sensitive young musician named Vernon Deyre, and Thompson reckons Christie poured into it a lot of her own feelings for classical music, for studying, practicing and performing; and similarly with autobiographical elements of the other books.

Marrying off Agatha

Clara had successfully married Madge off in 1902 to James Watt who had taken her off to his family home in the Midlands. Monty had joined the army and was posted overseas. What about Agatha? For Clara, and Agatha herself, adulthood meant marriage.

1907 to 1908: Trip to Egypt

Clara decided to spend the winter of 1907 to 1908 in the warm climate of Egypt, which was then a regular tourist destination for wealthy Britons. They stayed for three months at the Gezirah Palace Hotel in Cairo. Christie attended many dances and other social functions; she particularly enjoyed watching amateur polo matches.

First story

At 18 Agatha wrote her first short story, ‘The House of Beauty’, while recovering in bed from an illness. It was 6,000 words about ‘madness and dreams’. Her imagination had a decidedly Gothic turn. Subsequent stories dealt with spiritualism and the paranormal. Some of this lingered on into her mature novels, such as the powerful séance scene at the start of The Sittaford Mystery (p.78).

1909: first novel

Around the same time, in 1909 Christie wrote on her first novel, ‘Snow Upon the Desert’ based, predictably enough, on the winter she’d just spent in Egypt (p.67).

Conventional

Agatha was utterly conventional. About everything she had ‘the conventional, sensible attitude’ (p.116). As she came out, aged 18, she took to a life of country house parties, riding, hunting and countless dances, and numerous flirtations with eligible men.

‘Cairo meant nothing to me – girls between eighteen and twenty-one seldom thought of anything but young men’ (Agatha’s Autobiography, quoted p.68)

She had short-lived relationships with four men and an engagement to another (p.74). And Laura Thompson comes over as every bit as conventional, expecting no depths or insights from her heroine. She writes so well about Agatha’s life because she functions at the same shallow, Readers’ Digest level.

It was delight, all of it; the life that any normal, healthy, attractive, young girl would want to live (p.60)

1912: Archie Christie

In October 1912 she was introduced to Archibald ‘Archie’ Christie at a dance given by Lord and Lady Clifford at Ugbrooke, 12 miles from Torquay (p.73). The son of a barrister in the Indian Civil Service and an Irishwoman Ellen, known as Peg, Archie was a year older than Agatha (born September 1880). He was a Royal Artillery officer who was seconded to the Royal Flying Corps in April 1913.

Archie proposes

The couple quickly fell in love. Three months after their first meeting, Archie proposed marriage, and Agatha accepted. (She was something of a pro at all this, having already received three proposals of marriage, and actually being engaged to someone else when Archie proposed, to one Reggie Lucy, p.79.)

Anti-feminism

‘I hate a slobbering female,’ said Miss Percehouse. ‘I like one who gets up and does things.’
(The Sittaford Mystery, Chapter 17)

A naive feminist like Lucy Worsley thinks Agatha is a feminist heroine, but Christie was expressly anti feminist in both the tendency of her characters and stories, and explicitly, in her letters and autobiography – in fact anywhere and everywhere she could express an opinion.

Satirising feminist characters

The novels feature a number of loud-mouthed feminists who Agatha heartily satirises, boomingly women’s libbers like Lady Westholme in ‘Appointment with Death’ or the pretentious (and alcoholic) feminist author Salome Otterbourne in ‘Death on the Nile’. Rather:

[Christie] had a deep regard for working women. Not the strident ones who waved the feminist flag, like the politician Lady Westholme in ‘Appointment with Death’, proclaiming that ‘If anything is to be accomplished, mark my words, it is women who will do it’… (p.85)

Agatha’s anti-feminist attitudes

Pages 83 to 84 are just some of the many where Thompson makes crystal clear how utterly conventional Agatha was in her notions of gender roles. It was a woman’s responsibility to get married. She never considered a career of any kind. I’m going to quote from these pages to really convey the flavour.

To Agatha [marrying Archie] was fate; it was her female destiny. Having been brought up to express herself in any way she chose, she expected only to marry. This was her upbringing, which she had no urge to question. Girls of her sort did not have careers. They had husbands.

Agatha, despite her extraordinary achievements, would always assert that a career was a man’s job – ‘Men have much better brains than women, don’t you think?’ was a typical comment – and that the true value of a woman lay within the personal arena.

‘It makes me feel that, after all, I have not been a failure in life – that I have succeeded as a wife,’ she wrote to her second husband, Max, in 1943.

So as a girl she never chafed against the limits of her life: the conventions, the corsets, the need to speak low or sing to a teddy bear. Unlike her near-contemporary Dorothy L. Sayers – who, at the time of Agatha’s entry into the marriage market, was chewing the intellectual fat over cocoa at Somerville [college] – she had no desire to break free. She felt free anyway.

For all that she loved the novels of May Sinclair, she shared none of her feminist concerns. The frustrations of a girl like Vera Brittain, then at Oxford with Sayers, whose Testament of Youth rages against the male-dominated conventions of the time, would have been utterly remote from her.

The truth is that she liked a man’s world. She saw beyond it, although not in a political sense; later she would live beyond it, with her success and self-sufficiency; yet she loved being female and never felt circumscribed by her sex. She had grown up in a matriarchy after all. And she understood – as ‘cleverer’ girls perhaps do not – that female strength could show itself in many different ways… (pages 83 to 84)

Romantic love

Thompson has page after page after page describing Agatha’s initial love for Archie. Although her mother instantly saw the danger that he was a) selfish and b) attractive to other women, Agatha (who Thompson repeatedly tells us was immature and still basically ‘a girl’) saw the whole situation in Victorian terms, as something out of Tennyson, she as the pure-hearted lady Elaine cleaving to her handsome Sir Lancelot etc etc. He was ‘her dream come true’.

1914: VAD

When the war broke out Archie was sent to France almost immediately and Agatha hastened to join up as a nurse in a VAD:

Voluntary Aid Detachments (VADs) were organizations that provided support to the military during World War I. These detachments, formed by the British Red Cross and the Order of St. John, played a vital role in staffing hospitals and providing various services like nursing, cooking, and general aid.

Doctors

Dr Lord approached the bed, Nurse O’Brien fluttering behind him. Mrs Welman said with a twinkle: ‘Going through the usual bag of tricks, Doctor: pulse, respiration, temperature? What humbugs you doctors are!’
(Sad Cypress, part 1, chapter 5)

As a nurse Agatha saw at first hand how pompous and incompetent many doctors are. There’s a police doctor in most of the murder mysteries, but some doctor characters play larger roles and, by and large, they’re pretty unflattering characters.

  • The Mysterious Affair at Styles – Dr Bauerstein, sinister
  • The Murder of Roger Ackroyd – Dr Sheppard, the murderer
  • Why Didn’t They Ask Evens? – Dr Nicholson, a sinister drug addict
  • Murder is Easy – Dr Thomas
  • Cards on the Table – Dr Donaldson
  • The Sittaford Mystery – Dr Warren
  • And Then There Were None – Dr Armstrong, the murderer

Thompson describes Agatha as being as unflappable and sound in her work as a nurse, calmly describing the amputations, the severed limbs, the crying men, briskly getting on with the work (p.94). This is very much of a piece with the attitude which comes over in the books, brisk and no-nonsense, ‘Stop crying, girl! There’s a job to be done! Pull yourself together!’

And with her extraordinary ability to be interrupted at any point of writing a novel, go out for lunch or dinner, go to a party, come back and pick up exactly where she left off, and carrying on writing. Extraordinarily nerveless and anxiety-free (p.129). What a gift!

1916: The dispensary

In 1916 a drug dispensary was opened at Torquay hospital and Agatha switched to it from nursing. The hours were shorter and the pay better (p.103). The detailed knowledge of drugs, medicines and poisons she acquired her was to stand her in good stead for the rest of her life. The murder in her first detective novel, The Mysterious Affair at Styles, is entirely premised on professional knowledge of the action of poisons.

Twenty-four years later, in ‘One, Two, Buckle My Shoe’, the feel for drugs and poisons acquired in Torquay hospital dispensary, along with the relationships between the processions involved, was still underpinning the storyline of a dentist who appears (for a little while at least) to have poisoned a patient with a combination of adrenaline and prococaine.

‘These things happen—they happen to doctors—they happen to chemists…Careful and reliable for years, and then—one moment’s inattention—and the mischief’s done and the poor devils are for it. Morley was a sensitive man. In the case of a doctor, there’s usually a chemist or a dispenser to share the blame—or to shoulder it altogether. In this case Morley was solely responsible.’
(‘One, Two, Buckle My Shoe’, Chapter 2, section 1)

Unintellectual

Thompson tries to persuade us how imaginative Agatha was and yet what comes over is how utterly unimaginative she was, uninterested in politics, uninterested in suffragettes or feminism, uninterested in any social issues, in philosophy or any of the humanities – but with a vivid sense of her class of people, conceived as stock types.

Surely that’s one of the secrets of her success, is how utterly unthreatening her books are; how populated they are by reassuringly conventional jolly good chaps and plucky chapesses, stern judges, reassuring police inspectors, and so on. Everyone observes the decencies and common courtesies. It’s their lovely manners and good behaviour which are so attractive, reassuring and comforting. Seen from this angle the murders almost don’t register.

Readability

And this goes a long way towards explaining probably the biggest single explanation of her success, which is her immense readability.

The invention of Poirot

Poirot arrived fully formed in her first novel. Later she at various times tried to explain his creation but couldn’t because she was a deeply unreflective, unintellectual writer. Belgian refugees during the war provided the nationality, the rest she plucked from circumstances around her and voilà, he was fully formed. A miracle. What’s so impressive about Poirot is how much he doesn’t change over the next 40 years.

The feature which struck me most about Poirot from his first appearance is that he is old, in fact he has retired from being a detective on his first appearance. And he is old like Miss Marple. So Christie’s two great characters are outwith any concern for sex, outside relationships, the marriage market, the whole thing. Outsiders to the fierce competition over sex, mates, children, resources, jobs, reputations, money. It’s because of this that the books they appear in can observe the silliness of human sex lives – and family rivalries and bitterness about money – with such detachment and amusement.

Yes, amusement, that’s the watchword, the key quality of Christie’s novels and the main reason I like them. I don’t care that much about the murders and the silly clues and the ludicrous explanations; I enjoy the humour of the characters and, above all, the amused, smiling tone of her narrative voice.

1919: Parenthood

The war ended, Archie was demobilised fairly quickly and got a job at the Air Ministry. The couple took to living together as man and wife, something they hadn’t actually done during the war. Within a year Agatha was pregnant and delivered of a baby girl. Like everything else in her life, Agatha accepts pregnancy as the fate of a young wife here, as in everything, adopting the conventional, sensible attitude.

But she wasn’t a natural mother for the simple reason that she herself was still a girl.

Agatha did not need a perfect child: she herself was perfect to Clara. So in love was she with being a daughter… that she was unable to find true fulfilment as a mother. (p.122)

It is a recurring theme in her later novels that mothers often don’t like or resent their daughters (p.123). Lots of evidence that she never really bonded with Rosalind.

Something about this marvellous, bright, sharp-edged child seems to have shrivelled Agatha’s maternal impulses in the bud’ (p.268)

Nonetheless, they came to have a respectful relationship, joshing bonhomie concealing the underlying tension. Thompson quotes a character from the novel ‘Five Little Pigs’:

Many children, most children, I should say, suffer from over attention on the part of their parents. There is too much love, too much watching over the child. It is uneasily conscious of this brooding, and seeks to free itself, to get away and be unobserved. With an only child this is particularly the case, and, of course, mothers are the worst offenders.

Or this from Dumb Witness:

‘What is she like, your cousin?’
‘Bella? Well, she’s a dreary woman. Eh, Charles?’
‘Oh, definitely a dreary woman. Rather like an earwig. She’s a devoted mother. So are earwigs, I believe.’

She was sometimes angry or frustrated that she would never be to her daughter what her mother, Clara, had been for her, her all-in-all.

Writing for money

Archie suggested she write another novel, in fact he actively supported her writing career. ‘The Mysterious Affair at Styles’ made her £25 for serialisation rights in the Weekly Times. Its sequel ‘The Secret Adversary’ made the grand total of £50 and sold better than Styles. There followed in quick succession ‘The Murder on the Links’, ‘The Man in the Brown Suit’ and a bunch of Poirot stories.

1922: tour of the white Empire

Archie was offered a job touring the white Empire nations (Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand) to promote the upcoming 1924 Empire exhibition. He took Agatha and they were abroad travelling for most of 1922.

Thompson judges the novel she wrote during and about the trip, ‘The Man in the Brown Suit’, to be her most joyful and sexy. The heroine, Anne Beddingfield, falls madly in love with the tall adventurer Harry Rayburn and is given to bold idealistic speeches:

‘I shouldn’t dream of marrying any one unless I was madly in love with them. And of course there is really nothing a woman enjoys so much as doing all the things she doesn’t like for the sake of some one she does like. And the more self-willed she is, the more she likes it.’
‘I’m afraid I disagree with you. The boot is on the other leg as a rule.’ He spoke with a slight sneer.
‘Exactly,’ I cried eagerly. ‘And that’s why there are so many unhappy marriages. It’s all the fault of the men. Either they give way to their women—and then the women despise them, or else they are utterly selfish, insist on their own way and never say ‘thank you.’ Successful husbands make their wives do just what they want, and then make a frightful fuss of them for doing it. Women like to be mastered, but they hate not to have their sacrifices appreciated. On the other hand, men don’t really appreciate women who are nice to them all the time. When I am married, I shall be a devil most of the time, but every now and then, when my husband least expects it, I shall show him what a perfect angel I can be!’

Archie was often quite ill on the trip. On their return his job in the City had gone to someone else and he was unemployed and miserable for months. Their (relative) impecunity is turned to comic account of the start of the first Tommy and Tuppence novel, The Secret Adversary.

1924: Brown and money

In 1924 the Evening News offered Agatha £500 for the serialisation rights of ‘The Man in the Brown Suit’. This brought home to her and Archie (and her sister and mother, Clara) that Agatha was looking at the makings of a real career and serious money. With the money she bought her first car, a grey Morris Cowley (p.153).

Agatha always drove a hard bargain, as producers at the BBC were later to complain. Money is a central preoccupation of her books and their characters. Money is the motive in 36 of the 55 murder mystery novels.

There was a silence, and then Tuppence burst out:
‘Money, money, money! I think about money morning, noon and night! I dare say it’s mercenary of me, but there it is!’
‘Same here,’ agreed Tommy with feeling.
(The Secret Adversary, Chapter 1)

In 1924 she signed a three book deal with Collins, who were to remain her publisher for the rest of her life, having left Bodley Head after her initial five-book deal which she felt had taken advantage of her.

1925: Chimneys

In Thompson’s view ‘The Secret of Chimneys was perhaps the happiest book that Agatha ever wrote’ (p.143).

1926: Ackroyd

Her first book for Collins, ‘The Murder of Roger Ackroyd’, transformed her reputation. It is often described as the ‘ultimate detective story’. This is for the simple reason that the narrator, honest-sounding Dr Sheppard, turns out to be the murderer. That’s it.

In ‘Roger Ackroyd she revealed for the first time her natural quality of translucency: her ability to control every sentence of her books, yet allow them breathe free. Agatha did not impose. Nor did she interpose one atom of herself between her writing and her readers. Her words communicate exactly and only what is required; which is not the same as saying they have no life beyond what is on the page. They have, in fact, the mystery of simplicity. They are the conduits for her plots, which are ultimately simple. (p.156)

Agatha’s qualities

Agatha was not a naturally descriptive writer. (p.139)

‘She was by nature remarkably unobservant’ she wrote of herself in ‘Unfinished Portrait’ (quoted p.139)

Agatha was not an especially humorous woman. (p.143)

Chimneys is what nowadays would be called a snobbish book…Impossible to deny that Agatha lived in an enclosure, that of the upper middle class into which she was born. (p.145)

Archie and Agatha grow apart

In 1924 Archie finally got a job in the City and was happy. He was taking home £2,000 a year. He took up golf and slowly this became an obsession. Soon he played every weekend, and resented anyone coming to stay who didn’t play. Agatha tried her best but wasn’t very interested and wasn’t very good. She had thickened since having Rosalind. She was 35 and her young good looks had gone. She rarely drank alcohol (good) but her favourite drink became a mix of milk and cream, such as she had loved as a girl at Ashfield. She put on weight. Archie began to dislike her schoolgirl gushiness, her chunkiness, her resentment at his weekends at the golf course.

Clara dies

Then her mother, Clara, died, on 5 April 1926. Agatha (‘too much of a child herself’) was devastated and went down to Ashfield to spend months clearing out the house of her childhood. Archie reacted badly: he disliked illness and hadn’t wanted to hear about Clara’s decline and refused to go down to comfort or help Agatha. It was the end of the marriage though she didn’t realise it.

Agatha disappears

The most famous incident in Agatha Christies life was when she went missing for 11 days and sparked a nationwide frenzy. She left her car abandoned off a lane on the North Downs overlooking a quarry with a deep pool nearby. The Surrey police were convinced she had killed herself. Day after day more volunteers joined the search scouring the Surrey countryside and numerous people claimed to have sighted the missing woman all around the UK.

Thompson devoted pages a slightly staggering 72 pages to the incident, page 186 to 258. Frankly I find this kind of thing quite staggeringly boring, as it doesn’t really seem to have impacted her writing – certainly not as much as her projection of herself into upper middle class settings, her xenophobia, her ingenuity, and her thumpingly conventional view of human nature do – based on her ‘obtuse and childlike’ character (p.179).

In Thompson’s the whole thing was a ploy to win back Archie’s love. While Agatha was away in Torquay weeping over her lost childhood, Archie decisively fell in love with a younger, sexier woman, named Nancy Neele. Archie told Agatha about it in August 1926, and asked Agatha for a divorce. After many recriminations, they agreed on a three-month trial period to try and save the marriage, but the months passed and Archie continued to spend much time in London or at friends’ house parties with Nancy in attendance.

Finally, in December things came to a head. On 3 December 1926 they had a big argument after Archie announced his plan to spend the weekend with friends, unaccompanied by his wife, but in the presence of Nancy.

Late that evening Christie disappeared from their home in Sunningdale. The following morning, her car, a Morris Cowley, was discovered at Newlands Corner in Surrey, parked above a chalk quarry with an expired driving licence and clothes inside. It was feared that she might have drowned herself in the Silent Pool, a nearby beauty spot.

The disappearance quickly became a news story. One newspaper offered a £100 reward. Over 1,000 police officers, 15,000 volunteers, and several aeroplanes searched the rural landscape. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle gave a spirit medium one of Christie’s gloves to find her.

Christie’s disappearance made international headlines, including featuring on the front page of The New York Times. According to Thompson she wrote and posted a letter to Archie’s brother, Campbell Christie, i.e. her brother-in-law, explaining that she needed time away and was going to a spa in Yorkshire and she caught a train from London to Harrogate where she checked in under the name Mrs Neele. That, of course, was the name of his husband’s mistress.

In Thompson’s view, Campbell Christie was intended to get the letter on the Monday morning, ring up Archie who would have been distressed at her disappearance, and got on the next train to Yorkshire. Harrogate, according to Thompson, is the kind of Yorkshire equivalent of Sunningdale, very posh, and so it shouldn’t have taken Archie long to track her down.

According to eye witnesses (notably a Mr Pettelson, a cultivated Russian exile) she had a lovely time in the Swan Hydropathic Hotel where she checked in, spending the days sightseeing and the evening joining in singing and music making or billiards in the drawing room.

The main source of the delay and the escalation of a private marital squabble into a national manhunt appears to have been the obsession of the police officer in charge of the investigation, police Superintendent Kenward, that Agatha had killed herself. Even when (belatedly) informed of the letter in which she simply explained that she’d gone to stay in Yorkshire, he refused to believe it. Only when guests at the hotel approached the local police to claim that the mysterious Mrs Neele looked strikingly like the missing Agatha, did the cops intervene and invite Archie up. He walked into the hotel at dinner time on the tenth evening and simply identified Agatha, for himself and to a detective who’d accompanied him.

So it appears to have been a pitiful cock-up by the police, egged on by a tabloid press always keen for a scandal. To the members of the press who quickly flooded the hotel, and the railway stations on the route to her sister’s house outside Manchester, then back at their home in Surrey – Archie gave out the same rather desperate story that Agatha had suffered a breakdown accompanied by complete amnesia. The press and most of the public didn’t believe this and Thompson thinks it’s a lie.

Failure and divorce

As an attempt to win Archie back by sparking panic and regret, it was a miserable failure.

Having, as she thought, helped to destroy her marriage by leaving Archie alone while she grieved for her mother, she had now delivered its death blow by making herself an object of public ridicule, and Archie an object of public loathing. (p.256)

Archie lived at the unhappy family home in Sunningdale while he tried to sell it, Agatha lived in a flat in London with her daughter. They met once in 1927, where she begged him again to return but he simply stated he was in love with Nancy and only waiting for her to return from the round the world cruise her family had packed her off on to get her out of the limelight, before he wanted to marry her. So in spring 1928 Agatha petitioned for divorce and was granted a decree nisi against her husband in April 1928. This was made absolute in October 1928 and two weeks later Archie married Nancy Neele. Game over.

(Incidentally Archie remained married to Nancy for the next 20 years, till her death from cancer in 1958. It wasn’t just a flash in the pan.)

(Also incidentally, Agatha, up till then a fairly devout Anglican, never attended communion again after her divorce, p.290.)

The relevance of Agatha’s disappearance for her books

Thompson cites a shrewd quotation from P.D. James who says that Archie’s betrayal and desertion was the first real trauma she’d ever faced in her pampered protected life, that she never really recovered from it – and that this shaped her fiction.

Anybody who’s written about Christie’s novels makes the same point which is that, no matter how brutal the murder(s) and how byzantine the plot and backstories, in the end, everything comes out right: the guilty party is identified, everyone else is vindicated, surprisingly often one or more couples who we’ve met during the narrative end up getting married; and Poirot makes everything better, by tying up all the loose ends and leaving us with one of his little quips, very much like the Afterword to an Elizabethan play craving their audience’s indulgence.

On this reading, every single one of her detective stories does the same thing, which is throw us into death, disorder and ever-more bewildering confusion before… slowly, slowly leading us back up into the light. Thus every one of the novels can be seen as a cathartic experience. Almost every one leaves us with a jaunty smile on our faces.

For Thompson, the failure of her marriage represented Agatha finally growing up after 38 years of pampered privilege: not financially (the couple had been hard-up after the war, and Agatha had independent income from her writing) but in psychological terms. Her mother and her husband abandoned her, within a matter of months. No longer young or attractive or living a life of dreamy illusions, Agatha changed character, buckled down, and became a really professional writer.

The comment about no longer good-looking may sound sexist but it’s Thompson’s view that it came as a liberation.

Without the burden of normal female expectations, she found herself free. There was no longer an obligation to be a certain kind of woman: slim, pleasing, feminine. She could absent herself from these restraints. She could formulate a persona and wear it like a suit of armour – present it to the world in place of herself – and inside she could be whoever she chose. That was the freedom of the creator.

And so she became the staggeringly prolific professional writer. Between 1930 and 1939 Agatha produced 17 full-length novels, plus short stories. Although ‘Agatha Christie’ was her legal name, after the divorce it became a pen-name, a fictional name, a persona. And she used it to create radical reinventions of the detective novel:

  • the murderer who pretends to be a victim
  • the murderer who pretends to be a serial killer
  • the murderer who is also the investigating policeman
  • the cast of suspects who are all innocent
  • the cast of suspects who are all guilty

Mary Westmacott

But while she addressed the murder mystery novel with a kind of cold-blooded forensic experimentalism, at the same time she embarked what became a series of six novels under the alter ego of Mary Westmacott. See the section above. Knowing that they were written soon after her life-changing divorce sheds a different light on them and explains why Thompson mines them so heavily to depict the ‘real’ Agatha.

Travels and Max

In 1928 Christie left England and took the (Simplon) Orient Express to Istanbul and then onto Baghdad. Obviously the Orient Express trip provided the material for the book of the same name.

In Iraq she became friends with archaeologist Leonard Woolley and his wife, Katherine. They stayed with her at her new London home and then invited her to return to their dig in February 1930. On that second trip, she met archaeologist Max Mallowan, 13 and a half years her junior. She was 39, he was just 25 (Max b. 6 May 1904; Agatha b. 15 September 1890) (p.284). The precise occasion was when he took her and a group of tourists on a tour of his expedition site in Iraq.

By the standards of the day it was a fairly quick romance. Christie and Mallowan married in Edinburgh in September 1930. Unlike her first marriage, and like Archie and Nancy, Agatha and Max’s marriage lasted the rest of their lives, until Christie’s death in 1976.

Agatha accompanied Mallowan on all his subsequent archaeological expeditions, and her travels with him contributed background to several of her novels set in the Middle East, notably ‘Murder in Mesopotamia’, ‘Death on the Nile’ and ‘Appointment with Death’. His last trip back to Ur, the ancient city being excavated by Woolley was in 1931.

According to Thompson, Woolley’s wife, Katherine Woolley appears only thinly disguised in ‘Appointment with Death’ as the murderee, Mrs Leidner, a cold woman who enjoyed trifling with all the men around her – a rare instance of Agatha basing a character on an identifiable real life person.

Critics accused young Max of being a gold-digger and Agatha certainly funded his expeditions, notably one to Arpachiyah in Iraq in 1933. In 1935 he took Agatha to Chagar Bazar in Syria. Max wasn’t a brilliant excavator but he was brilliant at organising digs and keeping up to 200 local workmen under discipline. Agatha wasn’t that interested in the finds, but happily played the loyal wife and was also very interested in exotic wildflowers.

It was also, often, extremely uncomfortable, but Agatha was tough and healthy, and always despised complaining women. (p.314)

It’s true she featured archaeologists in some of her books: in ‘Murder in Mesopotamia’ but most critically in ‘Death in the Clouds’ where the narrator mocks the pretensions of the father and son team of archaeologists.

Thompson analyses the relationship at length but what it boiled down to was that Max restored her faith and trust and allowed her to return to a kind of state of pampered childhood, the state she enjoyed with her beloved mother and, at first, with Archie, till he got fed up of her gushing girliness: Max restored it to her and, thus liberated, her imagination was set free to roam far and wide, taking the detective story genre to pieces, and putting it back together in all kinds of interesting forms.

Buying houses

During the 1930s Agatha bought a number of houses with her earnings. At one point Thompson mentions properties at:

  • Sheffield Terrace
  • Campden Street
  • Half Moon Street
  • Park Place
  • a mews cottage at 22 Cresswell Place, Chelsea, SW1 (1929)
  • Lawn Road (p.344)

She finally, reluctantly, allowed beloved Ashfield to be sold but she had bought a comfortable home at Wallington near Oxford (Winterbrook; 1934) abut her romantic purchase was of the grand white house named Greenway, which overlooked the banks of the River Dart in Devon (also 1934).

On page 348, Thompson states that Agatha owned four houses: so presumably that’s Winterbrook, Greenway and two in London, so the other properties must have been flats.

Second World War

Max had a distinguished war career. According to his Wikipedia entry:

After the beginning of the Second World War he served with the Royal Air Force Volunteer Reserve in North Africa, being based for part of 1943 at the ancient city of Sabratha in Libya. He was commissioned as a pilot officer on probation in the Administrative and Special Duties Branch on 11 February 1941, promoted flying officer on 18 August 1941, flight lieutenant on 1 April 1943 and for some time he also had the rank of wing commander. His first role with the RAF was as a liaison officer with allied forces and, later in the war, as a civilian affairs officer in North Africa.

Thompson summarises Max’s career rather differently on page 319, emphasising the initial struggle he had to find a post.

Peripatetic

Greenway was commandeered by the military before being handed over to the American navy in 1942.(Naval officers billeted there painted a mural round the cornices of the library, celebrating their feats, which sounds like a bit of a liberty).

So Agatha spent the war years in London, moving between her half dozen properties, but mostly at Lawn Road Flats in Hampstead.

Agatha’s prolific war years

Agatha kept on writing at a prodigious rate. Between September 1939 and August 1945, she published:

  • And Then There Were None (1939)
  • Sad Cypress (1940)
  • One, Two, Buckle My Shoe (1940)
  • Evil Under the Sun (1941)
  • N or M? (1941)
  • The Body in the Library (1942)
  • Five Little Pigs (1942)
  • The Moving Finger (1943)
  • Towards Zero (1944)
  • Absent in the Spring (1944)
  • Death Comes as the End (1945)
  • Sparkling Cyanide (1945)

And this doesn’t include the plays she adapted from her own novels, sometimes radically rewriting the endings. Prodigious output, eh?

Five Little Pigs

Of all of these, Thompson singles out ‘Five Little Pigs’ as the masterpiece. This is because of the unusually intense and real feeling with which she describes a marriage on the rocks, as the husband falls for a much younger woman (although, typically, the situation turns out not to be quite as straightforward as it seems for the first three-quarters of the book). It has a ‘lived’ quality, which most of her novels don’t, really.

Stephen Glanville

During the war, while Max was away, Agatha had a brief flirtation, of sorts, with Stephen Glanville, a historian and Egyptologist ten years her junior. He helped her write her strangest novel, a murder mystery set in ancient Egypt, ‘Death Comes as the End’ (pages 330 to 335).

Shakespeare

She developed an intense passion for Shakespeare, attended numerous productions, and adapted her novel, ‘Ten Little N******’ for the stage, in 1943.

Hospital volunteering

In 1940 Agatha began to give a few days a week to voluntary work at University College Hospital, in the dispensary, the same kind of work she’d done during the first war.

Rosalind comes of age and marries

Thompson uses her war chapter to bring us up to speed with the life of Agatha’s difficult daughter Rosalind. Born in 1919, she ‘came out’ in 1937. In 1940, aged just 21, after a brief courtship, she surprised Agatha and Max by marrying a soldier, Major Hubert de Burr Prichard, in Wales. In 1943 they had a child, Mathew Prichard. A year later Major Prichard was killed in the invasion of Normandy. Five years later (in 1949) she married the lawyer Anthony Hicks and kept the married name Rosamond Hick to the end of her life.

Fat as a psychological defence

According to Thompson it was really during the war years that Agatha completely lost her youth and figure and became the stout middle-aged woman we know from the photos. Becoming fat made her sad but ‘she loved to eat’ (p.328). Thompson has a lyrical paragraph describing the change in Agatha’s self image:

It was a long way from the slender, fairy-like girl who had married Archie Christie: between those two there had been the mystery of physical allure, which Agatha still conjured in her books but had deliberately destroyed for herself. She had, indeed, coarsened. She did not merely his behind the public persona of ‘Agatha Christie’; she sheltered within a shroud of flesh, dense and unwieldy, a symbolic defence against the sharp agonies of the past. (p.328)

And even more so after the war:

Her large comfortable physicality was a defence against wounds, and after the war it grew more massive still. She lost the last trace of the attractions she had held, until her early fifties, for a man like Stephen Glanville. Her weight rose to nearly fifteen stone, her legs swelled immensely and she became extraordinarily sensitive about photographs.

And quotes a friend of Stephen Glanville’s daughter who met her in Cambridge in the 1950s:

‘I thought the sight of her surprising, with a fat, somewhat uncoordinated body and messily applied lipstick.’ (p.364)

It made her unhappy but this was the course she had adopted.

Tax troubles

To the amazement of Agatha, her agents in both the UK (Edward Cork of Hughes Massie) and the States (Harold Ober), towards the end of the 1930s she got into trouble with the tax authorities in both countries, trouble with ramified and complexified and ending up dogging her for decades. Thompson’s account begins on page 345 and then the theme recurs for the rest of the book.

As far as I can make out, the problem had two causes. Until the later 1930s Agatha had been categorised by the US tax authorities as a ‘non-resident alien author’ and so didn’t have to pay tax on income earned through the sale of her copyrights in the US, plus the increasing amount of movie and theatrical rights sales. All this changed when the US authorities decided that the wildly successful popular British novelist, Rafael Sabatini, did have to pay tax on the income he earned in the States. In 1938 the US tax authorities began to pry into Agatha’s affairs, quickly revealing how much she earned in the Sates and backdating her tax liability to the start of her career (in 1920). They started impounding her US earnings while the case went through the courts.

But in the meantime, back in the UK Agatha continued to live an upper middle class life, maintain her half dozen properties, with staff etc, and enjoy the high life, but with no income coming in from the States (p.359). She began to go into debt and borrowed to maintain her lifestyle. But at the same time, although she continued to be prolific and popular, wartime conditions in Britain also hit sales, revenue and publishers payments.

Then in 1945, the new Labour government put up tax thresholds to fund the welfare state and other policies, and people like Agatha, well off but not rich, were penalised.

A combination of all these factors means that the war years were marked by growing concerns about her income, her tax, and her lifestyle, worries which dogged her for decades to come.

The impact of war

Several novels Agatha published just after the war deal with its impact:

  • The Hollow (1946)
  • Taken at the Flood (1948)
  • The Rose and the Yew Tree (1948)

With their mood of restlessness and dissatisfaction (p.351).

The post-war

Thompson commences her account of Agatha’s post-war years with a couple of generalisations:

It was in the middle of the century that the phenomenon of ‘Agatha Christie’ really took off. In 1945 she was a popular and successful author whose new books always sold out a print run of 25,000. But by 1950 she was a global brand estimated to have sold 50 million books! And receiving increasing amounts of fan mail (p.361).

Two paradoxes about this:

1. It is generally agreed that this huge popularity came just as the quality of her novels began to fall away. In the 30 years from 1945 to 1976 she wrote a handful of outstanding books, but most of them war solid, reliable, formulaic. Not many matched the brilliance of the 20 or so year before (1926 to 1945) and especially ‘the period of intense, sustained creativity around the war which marks the high point of her achievement’ (p.356).

2. The other paradox is that her fame became truly enormous more from the adaptations of the books than the books themselves. Thus movie versions of:

  • Love From A Stranger (1937)
  • And Then there Were None (1945)

And theatrical adaptations of:

  • And Then there Were None (1943)
  • Hidden Horizon (adaptation of Murder on the Nile; 1944)
  • Murder at the Vicarage (1949)
  • The Hollow (1951)
  • The Mousetrap (1952)
  • Witness for the Prosecution (1953)

Not to mention radio, for example a series of weekly adaptations of the Poirot stories on American radio.

Goodbye

And with that, with Agatha having married off her daughter, undergone a period of prolific productivity, had a brief flirtation but remained fundamentally true to the man who rescued her wounded heart (Max), settling into middle-age and overweight, becoming a global brand but sinking into ever-murkier disputes with the tax authorities in two countries – I’m going to leave this biography. Maybe, when I’ve read the later books, I’ll pick it up and review the post-war years. But not now.


Credit

‘Agatha Christie: An English Mystery’ by Laura Thompson was published in 2007 by Headline Review. Page references are to the 2008 paperback edition.

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Murder is Easy by Agatha Christie (1939)

Being a man of many aunts, he was fairly certain that the nice old lady in the corner did not propose to travel in silence to London. He was right.
(The basically comic tone of ‘Murder is Easy’ (and the theme of aunts) established early, on page 3)

Bridget said, ‘You think this man is definitely mad?’
‘Oh, I should say so. A lunatic all right, but a cunning one.’
(The standard claim, made in all her novels, that the killer is a maniac)

‘You don’t think that a murderer can be as sane as you or I?’
‘Not this kind of a murderer. As I see it, this murderer must be crazy.’
(Ditto, Chapter 10)

‘He doesn’t actually think he’s God yet, but he soon will.’
‘Mad?’
‘Oh, unquestionably, I should say.’
(Ditto, Chapter 19)

‘He’s mad, then?’
‘He’s mad, all right, but he’s a cunning devil. You’ll have to go warily.’
(Ditto)

He glanced back down the length of the High Street, and he was assailed by a strong feeling of unreality. He said to himself, ‘These things don’t happen.’
(In every novel, one or more characters comment that the whole situation seems unreal)

Rose said ruefully, ‘That’s the worst of a place like this. Everybody knows everything about everybody else.’
(Village life)

Luke said, with significance, ‘No one human being knows the full truth about another human being. Not even one’s nearest and dearest.’
(What passes for wisdom in books like these, but can also be seen as the kind of tropes and truisms which grease the machinery of the narrative, a fortune cookie motto to distract the mind for a moment while the plot rattles on)

After a long sequence of novels featuring her famous Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot, ‘Murder is Easy’ is an independent or free-standing novel i.e. it features none of her established characters (neither Poirot nor Miss Marple, Captain Hastings, Inspector Japp etc). Instead it introduces completely new characters undertaking a one-off murder mystery investigation.

Setup

Luke Fitzwilliam is a retired colonial policeman, just returned to England from Malaya (his precise beat is said to have been ‘the Mayang Straits’):

Honourably retired on a pension, with some small private means of his own, a gentleman of leisure, come home to England.

By accident Luke ends up on a slow, stopping train to London, in a compartment with a chatty old lady, Miss Fullerton. She tells him that she is on her way to Scotland Yard because there has been a series of mysterious deaths in the little town she comes from, Wychwood under Ashe, which she suspects have all been murders! She reels off a list:

  • Harry Carter – landlord of the Seven Stars, ‘A drunken ruffian… One of these socialistic, abusive brutes’, drunk and fell in the river
  • Mrs Rose – the laundress
  • little Tommy Pierce – ‘a nasty little boy’, fell from a high ledge while cleaning the windows of the old hall, which is now the library
  • Amy Gibbs – housemaid with Lord Eastacre and then Miss Waynflete, ‘one of the most inefficient housemaids I have ever known’, died by swallowing hat paint instead of cough mixture

Now Miss Fullerton has a presentiment that the town’s old doctor, Dr Humbleby, will be next so that’s why she’s on her way to Scotland Yard, does he (Luke) think it will be open? He (Luke) assures her that it will be open and that, of course, they’ll listen to her, and politely bids her goodbye and good luck at Waterloo, then travels on to stay with his old pal in London, Jimmy Lorrimer.

It’s at Jimmy’s that he reads a small news item in The Times announcing the accidental death of a Mrs Lavinia Fullerton, who was run over by a car in Whitehall, which didn’t stop. He is upset at the thought of this sweet little old lady dying so randomly. But then, a few days, later, Luke (a keen reader of newspapers) comes across another obituary, for a Dr Humbleby of Wychwood under Ashe, and this makes him sit up and think.

He discusses the whole thing with Jimmy, who thinks it sounds like a jolly interesting adventure. Luke settles on a plan of going to Wychwood under Ashe to have a dig around and see if the old lady was onto anything. He is, after all, a policeman and has the technique for interviewing people, making notes, and developing theories.

What he doesn’t have is an excuse or a contact. Jimmy comes up with both. As to cover, he suggests that Luke pretends to be researching a book on folklore and customs, with a particular focus on death and its rituals. As to contact, turns out that (very conveniently) Jimmy has a cousin, Bridget Conway, a native of Wychwood under Ashe, who works as secretary to the local grandee, Lord Easterfield.

So Luke takes the next train to Wychwood while Jimmy sends a message to Bridget to expect him. Let the investigation begin!

The title

Luke said slowly, ‘Just something I remembered my old lady saying to me. I’d said to her that it was a bit thick to do a lot of murders and get away with it, and she answered that I was wrong – that it was very easy to kill.’ He stopped, and then said slowly, ‘I wonder if that’s true. Jimmy? I wonder if it is -‘
‘What?’
‘- easy to kill.’

The mysterious deaths

All the deaths Miss Fullerton mentioned have perfectly reasonable explanations. None of them were regarded as suspicious by the police. So this is another case where the protagonist not only has to catch a murderer, but has to start one step before that, and prove that a, or several murders have taken place at all. Here’s the list and Luke’s suspected real causes of death.

  • Amy Gibbs – Poisoned
  • Tommy Pierce – Pushed out of window
  • Harry Carter – Shoved off footbridge (drunk? drugged?)
  • Doctor Humbleby – Blood poisoning
  • Miss Fullerton – Run down by car

At Ashe Manor

So Luke arrives at Wychwood, makes his way to Ashe House (home of Lord Eastwood) and meets Bridget Conway. Far from being a dim gold-digger, she is in fact young (28), attractive and – like so many of Christie’s young women – clever and quick-witted.

He had thought of her – if he had thought of her at all – as a little blond secretary person, astute enough to have captured a rich man’s fancy. Instead she had force, brains, a cool clear intelligence… He thought: ‘She’s not an easy person to deceive.’ (Chapter 4)

Whereas pompous Lord Easterfield is taken in by Luke’s cover story of researching a book about folklore, Bridget doesn’t believe it for a second. By page 60 (Chapter 6) she’s confronted Luke about it, he’s admitted his true purpose (to discover whether old Miss Fullerton’s claim of murders is true and, if so, who the murderer is) and they agree to work together.

Christie’s sleuths always work in pairs, or need sidekicks. Poirot famously needed the rather dim Captain Hastings to bounce ideas off, a dynamic which of course allows Christie to share theories about the murderer with her readers, thus augmenting the narrative with entertaining complications, theories and counter-theories.

Exactly the same happens in these ‘freestanding novels’, whoever begins to suspect a murder or conspiracy always ends up being paired off with an accomplice / sidekick / partner, a basic device which allows them to discuss and interpret their latest at length which is, one of the great pleasures of these novels, watching the characters themselves trying to work out the mystery. It’s particularly enjoyable in the books which feature her fearless, feisty young heroine, Lady Elaine ‘Bundle’ Brent (‘The Secret of Chimneys’ and ‘The Seven Dials Mystery’).

I haven’t mentioned yet that one of the first things Luke discovers after he’s arrived is that the doctor Miss Fullerton told him would be next on the kill list, Dr Humbleby, has indeed died in the interim between Miss Fullerton predicting it and Luke’s arrival. As with all the other deaths, there’s a perfectly natural explanation for it (sepsis deriving from a scratch).

This really hardens Luke’s conviction that foul play is afoot, and so it is that handsome young Luke (a man’s man, burnished by responsibility and experience in the colonies) teams up with free-spirited beautiful young Bridget.

‘It’s dangerous for both of us. I know that. But we’re in it, Luke – we’re in it together!’

Do I hear wedding bells in the offing? The previous couple of Christie novels ended with a flurry of engagements and weddings – will this one, too?

Anyway, in the classic style, Luke sets off to interview as many of the townspeople as he can, ostensibly using his cover of novelist researching local folklore although, to this reader, lots of his questioning very obviously went way beyond that subject and focused very much on the characters of the dead people. But none of the people he talks to seem to notice so why should we care.

Cast

  • Luke Fitzwilliam – retired colonial policeman, just returned to England from Malaya, ‘honourably retired on a pension, with some small private means of his own, a gentleman of leisure, come home to England’
  • Miss Fullerton – old lady Luke meets on the train to London who tells him a murderer is loose in the little English town of Wychwood under Ashe
  • Jimmy Lorrimer – Luke’s friend who he stays with in London
  • Bridget Conway – Jimmy’s cousin who lives in Wychwood under Ashe, secretary to Lord Easterfield – ‘Tall, slender, a long delicate face with slightly hollow cheekbones, ironic black brows, black eyes and hair. She was like a delicate etching, he thought – poignant and beautiful’ – ‘she had force, brains, a cool clear intelligence’
  • Lord Easterfield – ‘owns those nasty little weekly papers… a nasty little man’ – self-made newspaper tycoon who’s returned to his native town (Wychwood under Ashe) – ‘a small man with a semi-bald head. His face was round and ingenuous, with a pouting mouth and boiled gooseberry eyes. He was dressed in careless-looking country clothes. They were unkind to his figure, which ran mostly to stomach’
  • Mrs Anstruther – Bridget’s aunt, ‘a middle-aged woman with a rather foolish mouth’, keen gardener
  • Mr Abbot – the solicitor, ‘a big florid man, dressed in tweeds, with a hearty manner and a jovial effusiveness’
  • young Doctor Geoffrey Thomas – Doctor Humbleby’s partner – ‘thick fair hair. He was a young man whose appearance was deceptive’
  • Mr Wake – the rector, ‘an old dear and a bit of an antiquary’ – ‘a small stooping old man with very mild blue eyes and an absent-minded but courteous air’
  • Giles the sexton
  • Mrs Pierce – mother of the boy Tommy, keeps a tobacco and paper shop in High Street
  • Rose Humbleby – ‘a very pretty girl’, ‘a remarkably pretty girl, with brown hair curling round her ears and rather timid-looking dark blue eyes’ – fancied by Dr Thomas
  • Miss Waynflete – ‘completely the country spinster. Her thin form was neatly dressed in a tweed coat and skirt, and she wore a grey silk blouse with a cairngorm brooch. Her hat, a conscientious felt, sat squarely upon her well-shaped head. Her face was pleasant and her eyes, through their pince-nez, decidedly intelligent’
  • Jim Harvey – mechanic at the local garage, who Amy Gibb was engaged to
  • Reed – village constable
  • Mr Ellsworthy – keeps the antique shop – ‘a thin young man dressed in russet brown. He had a long pale face and long black hair’ – according to Bridget, said to dabble in black magic, talk that he held some queer ceremony in the Witches’ Meadow – for a lot of the novel, he is the prime suspect
  • Major Horton and his bulldogs – ‘a small man with a stiff moustache and protuberant eyes’, the most hen-pecked man in the land until a year ago his wife died
  • Mr Jones – the bank manager, ‘tall, dark, plump face’
  • Hetty Jones – daughter of the bank manager, ‘a giggling young woman’
  • Miss Church – Amy Gibbs’ aunt, ‘an unpleasant woman; her sharp nose, shifty eyes and her voluble tongue all alike filled Luke with nausea’
  • Miss Lucy Carter – Carter the landlord’s beautiful daughter, ‘The fine-looking girl behind the counter, with her black hair and red cheeks’
  • Rivers – the chauffeur, sacked by Lord Easterfield when he discovers he’s been taking the car out for his own use (and a bit tipsy into the bargain)
  • Sir William Ossington – aka Billy Bones, senior London police commissioner
  • Superintendent Battle – of Scotland Yard, turns up for the last 20 pages – ‘a solid comfortable-looking man with a broad red face and a large handsome moustache’

Magic…

Obviously Miss Fullerton is right, somebody did bump off all these characters, and Luke and Bridget eventually discover who i.e. it’s very much like any other murder mystery.

What’s much more interesting is the book’s deployment of magic. If ‘Appointment with Death’ at moments verged on the genre of psychological horror, this novel very deliberately invokes an atmosphere of magic and the uncanny.

For example, it turns out that the long ridge (Ashe Ridge) which lours over Wychwood, was once the site of Witches’ Sabbaths. Quite quickly Luke becomes aware of an atmosphere of unease and the uncanny in the small town. And much is made of the fact that Bridget doesn’t wear a hat (a fact so notable for the late 1930s that Christie repeatedly comments on it) and so lets her long raven black hair stream in the winds which are always popping up for the purpose. In other words, right from the start, Bridget herself has a distinctly witchy aspect.

He became suddenly conscious of the overlying menace of Ashe Ridge. There was a sudden sharp gust of wind, blowing back the leaves of the trees, and at that moment a girl came round the corner of the castellated mansion. Her black hair was blown up off her head by the sudden gust, and Luke was reminded of a picture he had once seen – Nevinson’s Witch. The long, pale, delicate face, the black hair flying up to the stars. He could see this girl on a broomstick flying up to the moon. (Chapter 3)

Christie’s protagonists are often afflicted by a general sense of the unreality of the situation, and this afflicts Luke, too.

Luke frowned at the opposite bank unseeingly. Once again the dreamlike quality of his mission obsessed him. How much was fact, how much imagination?

He glanced back down the length of the High Street, and he was assailed by a strong feeling of unreality. He said to himself, ‘These things don’t happen.’ (Chapter 9)

But it’s more than that, it’s an active atmosphere of strangeness and enchantment.

It was as though he had stepped out of normal everyday life into that queer half world of enchantment, the consciousness of which had enveloped him ever since he came to Wychwood… (Chapter 10)

This mood or tone or atmosphere is increasingly emphasised and gives the novel an additional, very enjoyable dimension.

Slowly she raised her face from her hands. Her face troubled him. She looked as though she were returning from some far-off world, as though she had difficulty in adjusting herself to the world of now and here. (Chapter 10)

It was a minute or two before she answered – as though she still had not quite come back from that far-off world that had held her. Luke felt that his words had to travel a long way before they reached her. (Chapter 10)

They looked like two figures out of a dream. One felt that their feet made no sound as they sprang cat-like from tuft to tuft. He saw her black hair stream out behind her, blown by the wind. Again that queer magic of hers held him. ‘Bewitched, that’s what I am – bewitched,’ he said to himself. (Chapter 9)

And, at moments, a real sense of menace.

Then he lifted his eyes to the long frowning line of Ashe Ridge, and at once the unreality passed. Ashe Ridge was real; it knew strange things – witchcraft and cruelty and forgotten blood lusts and evil rites. (Chapter 9)

And:

The sun had come out while he was talking to Rose Humbleby. Now it had gone in again. The sky was dull and menacing, and wind came in sudden erratic little puffs. It was as though he had stepped out of normal everyday life into that queer half world of enchantment, the consciousness of which had enveloped him ever since he came to Wychwood. He turned a corner and came out on the flat ledge of green grass that had been pointed out to him from below, and which went, he knew, by the name of Witches’ Meadow. It was here, so tradition had it, that the witches had held revelry on Walpurgis Night and Halloween. (Chapter 10)

While at other times the language of magic, witchcraft and spells is deployed rather more light-heartedly in the context of falling in love. Here’s Luke embarrassedly explaining to Bridget that he’s fallen in love with her:

‘I came down here to do a job of work and you came round the corner of that house and – how can I say it? – put a spell on me! That’s what it feels like. You mentioned fairy stories just now. I’m caught up in a fairy story! You’ve bewitched me.’ (Chapter 12)

… or madness

Well before the end, though, the theme of magic and witches and whatnot fades into the background and is eclipsed by the increasingly shrill emphasis on madness, the madness of – first of all, Lord Easterfield who Luke comes to imagine is the murderer – and then of the actual murderer, who really is revealed to be completely insane. Often the insanity thing is just a trope in Christie’s novels: here it is literally true.

And is emphasised in the book’s increasingly hysterical last 40 pages or so, when the protagonist, Luke, running through a succession of possible suspects, slangily wonders whether he’s going mad or not.

Oh, I’m mad. I must be mad. Easterfield’s the criminal. He must be.

My point is that the colourful theme of magic and the occult is only a kind of temporary flavour, colours the first half of the book, maybe, but fades away as the final passages give way to the same kind of focus on madness and a desperate race against time to prevent the final murder, as so many of the others.

In the same way that other ‘themes’ – such as the Riviera or the Orient Express or a Nile steamship or an archaeological dig in Iraq – provide an initial colour and exoticism but don’t really soak the story, aren’t really intrinsic to it. The plots of all those novels could be moved to different locations. The colour is just that, a little local flavour thrown over the same basic scaffold, and which is increasingly discarded and then disappears as the logic of the plot unfolds.

Bookishness

‘There was no suspicion of what they call in books ‘foul play’, at the inquest?’ (Chapter 6)

‘Because of the melodramatic atmosphere in which I’m living at present. It makes me see things out of all proportion. If I lose sight of you for an hour or two, I naturally assume that the next thing will be to find your gory corpse in a ditch. It would be, in a play or a book.’ (Chapter 10)

‘Oh, no, I’m not a plain-clothes dick.’ He added, with a slightly humorous inflection, ‘I’m afraid I’m that well-known character in fiction, the private investigator.’ (Chapter 13)

I feel a lawyer is definitely a suspicious person. Possibly prejudice. His personality, florid, genial, etc., would be definitely suspicious in a book – always suspect bluff genial men. Objection: This is not a book but real life. (Chapter 7)

No, it’s a character in a book insisting that they’re not a character in a book, while the reader smiles, knowing that they are a character in a book.

And there’s the obligatory Sherlock Holmes reference which occurs in nearly every Christie novel, in this instance a joke between Luke and Bridget:

‘Oh, you admit it then.’
‘Obvious, my dear Watson.’
(Chapter 12)

Complexes

From her first novel in 1920, Christie had used the language of psychology and, intermittently, of psychoanalysis, as handy labels to describe her murderers. Nowhere is any of it gone into in great detail, it’s more as if her characters parrot the catchphrases publicised by the popular press and magazines. ‘Complex’ is a handy catch-all idea, the notion that this or that person suffers from this or that complex. Easily written, sounds sophisticated, doesn’t really explain anything.

Luke stood looking after her. A sudden wave of solicitude swept over him. He felt a longing to shield and protect this girl. From what? Asking himself the question, he shook his head with a momentary impatience at himself. It was true that Rose Humbleby had recently lost her father, but she had a mother, and she was engaged to be married, to a decidedly attractive young man who was fully adequate to anything in the protection line. Then why should he, Luke Fitzwilliam, be assailed by this protection complex? (Chapter 10)

But don’t you realize that Gordon Easterfield has a very exalted opinion of himself?’
Bridget said, ‘He pretends to be very wonderful and very important. That’s just inferiority complex, poor lamb!’ (Chapter 21)

Magazine level.

The abilities of aunts

Towards the end Luke goes to see young Dr Thomas and gives his theory that the murderer is Ellsworthy the curiosity shop owner. Thomas is sceptical. Unexpectedly, their exchange turns into praise of the acuteness of aunts:

Thomas replied good-humouredly. ‘Give me a few proofs, my dear fellow. That’s all I ask. Not just a long melodramatic rigmarole based on what an old lady fancied she saw.’
‘What old ladies fancy they see is very often right. My Aunt Mildred was positively uncanny! Have you got any aunts yourself, Thomas?’
‘Well – er – no.’
‘A mistake!’ said Luke. ‘Every man should have aunts. They illustrate the triumph of guesswork over logic. It is reserved for aunts to know that Mr. A is a rogue because he looks like a dishonest butler they once had. Other people say, reasonably enough, that a respectable man like Mr A couldn’t be a crook. The old ladies are right every time.’ (Chapter 18)

In fact quite a few aunts feature in the cast list and in conversation. The novel has an aunt complex.

She reminded Luke slightly of one of his aunts, his Aunt Mildred, who had courageously allowed him to keep a grass snake when he was ten years old. Aunt Mildred had been decidedly a good aunt as aunts go. (Chapter 1)

The younger generation

‘I’ve always been respectable and I don’t hold with carryings on! But with what girls are nowadays, it’s no use speaking to them. They go their own way. And often they live to regret it.’ (Working class Miss Church, Chapter 14)

The older generation has always felt this, hasn’t it? I.e. it’s pure cliché. Significant, maybe, that it’s put into the mouth of an uneducated character, as if this is a tired cliché which has percolated down through papers and magazines to people of Miss Church’s class, where it has gathered like water in a puddle, an utterly exhausted, contentless notion.

Pussy

Four times Christie has her character describe old ladies as ‘pussies’. New to me.

Luke grinned. ‘No fear. No, it’s rather queer. Old pussy I travelled up with in the train yesterday got run over.’ (Chapter 2)

Said Luke, ‘They said she was a nice old pussy, but talked a lot…’ (Chapter 3)

Bridget smiled faintly. ‘Oh, no; not in the sense you mean. I mean we haven’t said anything right out. I don’t really know how far the old pussy has gone in her own mind…’ (Chapter 6)

She thought: ‘I’m a match for her anyway. My muscles are pretty tough; she’s a skinny frail old pussy…’ (Chapter 22)

And Major Horton refers to Honoria Waynflete and Lavinia Fullerton as ‘the old tabbies’ (Chapter 11). Obviously closely allied to the use of ‘cat’ meaning gossipy old so-and-so which I’ve come across elsewhere in her works and throughout Noel Coward.

Film language

Luke said, ‘Seriously, Miss Waynflete, do you really think that I am in any danger? Do you think, in film parlance, that Lord Easterfield is really out to get me?’ (Chapter 22)


Credit

‘Murder is Easy’ by Agatha Christie was published by the Collins Crime Club in June 1939.

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Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? by Agatha Christie (1934)

‘It’s probably a gang. I like gangs.’
‘That’s a low taste,’ said Frankie absently. ‘A single-handed murder is much higher class.’
(Chapter 8)

‘Well, I was thinking more of illicitly imported drugs.’
‘You can’t mix up too many different sorts of crime,’ said Bobby.
(Chapter 8)

Frankie toyed for a minute or two with the idea of a homicidal bishop who offered sacrifices of clergymen’s sons, but rejected it with a sigh.
(Chapter 9)

‘I think George has broken your bed.’
‘It doesn’t matter,’ said Bobby hospitably. ‘It was never a particularly good bed.’
(Chapter 10)

‘ Oh! Bobby, the whole situation is there – I know it is. If we could just get at the reason.’
(The essence of pretty much every detective story, Chapter 32)

Christie’s freestanding novels

It’s only when you have read a certain number of Agatha Christie novels that you come to appreciate how humorous they are, and often very funny. They are, essentially, comedies. In the last few pages everything is rounded off, all the loose ends are tied up, often with a smile or a heart-warming gesture, as in the famously charitable conclusion of ‘Murder on the Orient Express’.

‘Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?’ is a detective story which doesn’t feature either Hercule Poirot or Miss Marple. In other words, it’s not part of a series but a standalone novel with one-off characters. Christie wrote about 20 of these.

My experience of them is that they’re immediately more fun than the series, certainly than the Poirot novels which I’ve started to find very limited. With Poirot Christie is constrained. There will be some sitcom-style humour based on the predictable behaviour of Captain Hastings (obtuse and slow on the uptake) and Poirot (pompous and overweening). Sooner or later Poirot will tell everyone that you need ‘order and method’, that you must employ ‘the little grey cells’, that he has ‘a little idea’, and his eyes will shine with that distinctive green glow as he stumbles across a plausible theory. But the very predictability of all this militates against delightful surprises.

Whereas in these ‘independent’ stories Christie was more free to let her imagination go and what it goes towards is frolicsome comedy, as per the hugely entertaining ‘The Secret of Chimneys’ and its sequel ‘The Seven Dials Mystery’, with their casts of preposterous toffs and fearless young ladies.

‘Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?’ is of this type and, like them, introduces us to another delightfully bold and resourceful young woman – in the ‘Chimney’s novels it was Lady Elaine ‘Bundle’ Brent, here it is Lady Frances ‘Frankie’ Derwent, daughter of the very grand Earl of Marchington. And there’s a keen young chap involved, Robert ‘Bobby’ Jones, son of the local vicar, a charmingly dim young man and ‘young golfing ass’.

Obviously there’s a convoluted murder mystery plot but the main joy of the book for me was these characters, their preposterous plans and their what ho! P.G. Wodehouse-style repartee.

‘Darling, you grow a moustache.’
‘Oh! I grow a moustache, do I?’
‘Yes. How long will it take?’
‘Two or three weeks, I expect.’
‘Heavens! I’d no idea it was such a slow process. Can’t you speed it up?’ (Chapter 10)

‘Now just listen quietly, Bobby, and try and take in what I’m going to say. I know your brains are practically negligible, but you ought to be able to understand if you really concentrate.’
(Chapter 10)

‘Look here, can’t I be there? I’ll put on a beard if you like.’
‘Certainly not,’ said Frankie. ‘A beard would probably ruin everything by falling off at the wrong moment.’

‘You came down by car. Lady Frances? No accident this time?’
‘No,’ she said. ‘I think it’s a pity to go in too much for accidents – don’t you?’
(Chapter 27)

So to begin with, and certainly in the opening third when Bobby and Frankie are drawn together by the murder and come up with wizard wheezes and jolly pranks to investigate it, lots of the scenes, moments and dialogue have a silly P.G. Wodehouse air.

‘My dear child, do remember that Bassington-ffrench knows you. He doesn’t know me from Adam. And I’m in a frightfully strong position, because I’ve got a title. You see how useful that is. I’m not just a stray young woman gaining admission to the house for mysterious purposes. I am an earl’s daughter and therefore highly respectable.’ (Chapter 10)

Later on things get a bit more serious, and there are occasional moments of almost adult seriousness. But these don’t last long – in the last quarter of the story the whole thing collapses into the most ridiculous melodrama, high speed car drives, an emergency plane flight, with a wonderfully unexpected and pantomime conclusion, and, finally, a long letter of confession from the murderer explaining in minute detail every conceivable loose end of the plot. With the result that:

‘Everything seems to have ended very fortunately,’ said Bobby. (Chapter 35)

Plot summary

Golf

It is 3 October and we are in the Welsh seaside town of Marchbolt. Dim young Bobby Jones is playing a round of golf on the local course, part of which runs alongside the cliffs, with the local doctor. Moments after he’s sliced a ball towards the cliffs he thinks he hears a cry and, when he and the doctor go to investigate, they discover that a man has fallen partly down the cliff. Scrambling down (it’s not a vertical cliff) they discover the man is badly injured, with a broken back. The doctor volunteers to go and get help leaving Bobby with the unconscious man.

The photo and last words

Bobby searches the man and finds the photo of a pretty woman in his pocket. At which point the unconscious man suddenly opens his eyes wide and says: ‘Why didn’t they ask Evans?’ and dies. Soon afterwards another man appears on the clifftop, calls down, then scrambles down to join Bobby. He introduces himself as Roger Bassington-ffrench, claims to be walking round the area because he’s looking for a house down here.

Playing the organ

Now the thing is Bobby is on very bad terms with his father the vicar (there are some broad comic scenes between the two of them as they fail to communicate and each fulminate against the other’s generation). Anyway, Bobby had promised to play the organ at tonight’s service which starts in ten minutes, and so he asks Bassington-ffrench if it’s OK to leave him with the body while he rushes off to church. ‘I say, would you mind awfully…’ etc. Bassington-ffrench says ‘Certainly old chap.’

Newspaper account and different photo

After the service Bobby goes home with his Dad, and dinner, sleep and next morning goes off to London. Here he reads an account in the newspaper which says police used the photo of a woman found on the dead man to identify her and ascertain that she is the sister of the dead man. She is a Mrs Leo Cayman and the dead man her brother, Alex Pritchard, recently returned from Siam. He had been out of England for ten years and was just starting upon a walking tour. What staggers Bobby is that the photo reproduced in the paper bears no relation to the photo he found in the dead man’s pocket.

The inquest

Bobby returns to Marchbolt to attend the inquest and sees the Mrs Cayman who claims to be Pritchard’s sister in the flesh, and is appalled all over again, that the sweet and innocent girl of the photo has somehow morphed into the shiny, over-made-up brass he is introduced to. She and her husband (Mr Cayman) ask if Pritchard had any last words, and Bobby, discombobulated by the occasion and her appearance, forgets Pritchard’s famous last words, and say no and they go away disappointed (or relieved).

Enter Frankie

It is at the inquest that he meets up with his childhood friend Lady Frances ‘Frankie’ Derwent who, in her modern feminist way, complains that she’s bored to death staying up at Derwent Castle with her Dad and you wouldn’t have kept her away from something interesting like an inquest even if you’d paid her.

Frankie gets Bobby to tell her what happened – the cry, the photo etc – at which point he remembers the dead man’s famous last words, and vows to write to the Caymans in London to relay them.

Two odd events

Over the next few days two notable events take place. First of all, Bobby gets a letter out of the blue from a company he’s never heard of offering him a job in Buenos Aires at a grand a year. This is an apparent golden opportunity but Bobby turns it down because he has promised his old pal, ‘Badger’ Beadon – a dim young man with a stammer – to go into the second-hand car business with him.

The incident is that he goes for a picnic in the countryside and nearly dies. He drinks deep from a bottle of beer which has been injected with morphine, passes out and would have died if not discovered by a passerby who calls the police and a doctor who pumps his stomach. He still needs to be hospitalised.

The duo investigate

Frankie visits Bobby in hospital and tells him her interpretation which is that someone is trying to murder him, and they agree there’s a big fat mystery which needs investigating. First thing is to find this Roger Bassington-ffrench. Enquiries (Frankie asks her Dad who knows all about the posh families of England) reveal a family of Bassington-ffrenches living at a place called Merroway Court near the village of Staverley, in Hampshire.

The staged car crash

Rather driving over to Hampshire and introducing herself to the Bassington-ffrenches, Frankie cooks up the preposterous idea of pretending to crash her car against the wall of the Merroway Court estate, and to arrange for a friend of hers, a young doctor, George Arbuthnot, to just happen to be passing, to rescue her from the wreckage, to carry her into the Court whose owners can hardly refuse a concussed young posh woman.

And so they carry out this ridiculous plan and it works. Pretending to be in a swoon Freddie is carried into the house (by George and a passing butcher’s boy) where Mrs Bassington-ffrench gives her a spare room to rest in. A day’s rest turns into a week or more and Frankie becomes genuine friends with the wife, Sylvia Bassington-ffrench, the husband, Mr Henry Bassington-ffrench, and his handsome brother, Roger Bassington-ffrench who comes to visit.

Over dinner one evening she confirms that this is the Roger Bassington-ffrench who came across Bobby at the cliff and volunteered to stand in for him. But the thing is, there’s nothing sinister, they’re all very open and friendly, no sign of any evil conspiracy.

Introducing Alan Carstairs

In the same conversation over dinner when she raises the mystery of the body at Marchbolt, Frankie runs off to her room to get the photo from the local newspaper to show her hosts. When shown the photo of the dead man, Sylvia says that the mystery dead man looks very like Alan Carstairs, a man they know who’s often travelling abroad for long periods. She (Sylvia) hasn’t heard from him for a while, presumes he’s gone off on another of his travels. Frankie goes to bed wondering how to find out more about this Alan Carstairs.

Dope

I was a bit misleading when I said the Bassington-ffrenches appear kosher and above board. Slowly Frankie realises that there is something amiss, which is the strange behaviour of the husband, Henry. She realises that he alternates between apathetic gloom and accelerated enthusiasm, and comes to realise that the wife, Sylvia, is afflicted by this change to his previously happy personality.

Slowly Frankie is attracted to the handsome, charming, intelligent brother, Roger, and eventually he shares his theory that his brother, Henry, is a ‘dope fiend’. Roger is convinced of it and links it with the recent establishment in a nearby old house, the Grange, of a nursing home run by a Canadian, a Dr Nicholson. Is Nicolson, a medical professional with access to morphine, somehow feeding Henry’s habit? And Nicholson is Canadian but so, according to Sylvia, is Alan Carstairs. Are the two facts linked?

Dinner with Dr Nicholson

Dr Nicholson and his wife come for dinner. Nicholson is very domineering and asks inconvenient questions about Frankie’s crash. Frankie notes how his little wife, Moira, watches her husband with anxiety. Not only this but she learns that on the day Bobby was poisoned (the poisoned beer) Roger Bassington-ffrench has a solid alibi, he was at a children’s party at Staverley, but Nicholson was away, supposedly at a conference in London. And his car is a dark-blue Talbot, of a model seen near the scene of Bobby’s would-be poisoning. And, as said above, he has access to morphia. So lots of fingers point at the big, domineering Dr N.

Bobby the chauffeur

So Frankie has got as far as starting to suspect that the body on the cliff was not ‘Pritchard’ but the body of this Alan Carstairs who was snooping around the suspicious Dr Nicholson and his so-called nursing home and so was bumped off. So she writes to Bobby in London and tells him to come and collect her in a family car and dressed as a chauffeur with a fake moustache – which he does, arriving the next day impersonating Edward Hawkins, chauffeur to Lady Frances Derwent.

The Anglers’ Arms

Bobby puts up at the local inn The Anglers’ Arms, gets chatting to the landlord and barmaid who both tell him about mysterious goings-on up at ‘nursing home’ in the old Grange. They tell of a young woman who escaped, was tracked down and dragged back, screaming for help.

So Bobby goes up to the Grange for a midnight explore. He finds an unlocked door in the walls surrounding the grounds. Wandering along a path he comes across none other than the young woman depicted in the original photograph he found on Pritchard’s body! He recognises her, and identifies himself and she confirms all his worst fears by saying she fears for her life, and is terrified, but when he offers to rescue her, she shoos him away and runs back towards the house. At which point he hears other feet, men somewhere in the grounds, and does a runner.

The Grange

Next day Frankie phones him at the inn and tells him, in his guise as the chauffeur, that she wants to be driven to London. Roger half-asks to be given a lift into London and pays close attention to her response, and to Bobby when he turns up in the car – enough to make the reader suspect that he (Roger Bassington-ffrench) is onto her and her subterfuge.

Mrs Rivington

The Bassington-ffrenches had told Frankie that they met this chap Alan Carstairs when he was brought to dinner by the Rivingtons. So once arrived in London, and having pooled the results of their investigations so far, Bobby and Frankie look up Rivingtons in the phone directory and decide that Bobby should go to visit the poshest sounding ones. He will do this adopting another disguise, impersonating a solicitor from her father’s posh firm of solicitors, Messrs Spragge, Spragge, Jenkinson and Spragge.

(All these disguises, plus several more to come, and then the multiple disguises which turn out to be central to the whole plot, make the thing feel more and more like a pantomime or fairy story.)

With wild improbability the first household Bobby tries, where he is admitted by a parlour maid to see a Mrs Rivington, turns out to be exactly the right one. Yes, it was they who took Carstairs down for dinner with the Bassington-ffrenches where Carstairs asked a lot of questions about a chap in the neighbourhood, a Dr Nicholson… Aha! So things continue to focus in on Dr Nicholson and his so-called nursing home about which the locals have such a bad opinion and where Bobby met a terrified inmate!

Stop now

This summary takes us to about half way through the novel and, as with my other Christie summaries, I’m going to stop here while we’re still in the exploratory phase, while Frankie and Bobby are in the first half of their detective act and before there are any big revelations – so as not to spoil the plot for anyone planning to read it. But here’s a pretty strong clue:

‘All sorts of things happen at the Grange,’ she said. ‘Queer things. People come there to get better – and they don’t get better – they get worse.’ As she spoke, Bobby was aware of a glimpse into a strange, evil atmosphere. He felt something of the terror that had enveloped Moira Nicholson’s life for so long. (Chapter 18)

Or is it? Read the rest of this ludicrous but hugely entertaining novel to find out.

Cast

In order of appearance:

  • Robert ‘Bobby’ Jones – well-meaning upper-class twit of the Bertie Wooster type
  • Dr Thomas – who Bobby’s playing golf with when they discover the body: ‘a middle-aged man with grey hair and a red cheerful face’
  • The dying man – has a photo in his pocket
  • The stranger on the cliff – Roger Bassington-ffrench, claims he’s in the area looking for a house
  • The Reverend Thomas – Bobby’s disapproving father
  • Mrs Roberts – cook at the Vicarage
  • Lady Frances Derwent aka Frankie – daughter of Lord Marchington, lives up at Derwent Castle – frightfully posh and privileged: ‘Father gives me an allowance and I’ve got lots of houses to live in and clothes and maids and some hideous family jewels and a good deal of credits at shops’
  • Mr Leo Cayman – comes down to attend the coroner’s inquest with his wife…
  • Mrs Cayman – ‘her heavy make-up, her plucked eyebrows, those wide-apart eyes sunk in between folds of flesh till they looked like pig’s eyes, and her violent henna-tinted hair’
  • Mr Owen – estate agent from Wheeler & Owen, House and Estate Agents, with whom Bobby and Frankie check Roger Bassington-ffrench’s story that he was house hunting
  • Inspector Williams – local copper
  • Badger Beadon – dim young man with a stammer who persuades Bobby to go into the second-hand car business with him
  • Dr George Arbuthnot – gloomy young friend of Frankie’s who she persuades to help her with the fake crash ‘stunt’
  • butcher’s boy – cycling by and so helps give authenticity to the crash story
  • Mrs Sylvia Bassington-ffrench – mistress of Merroway Court far from Wales, near the village of Staverley in Hampshire – nervous and unhappy because of her husbands’ distraction / drug problem
  • Mr Henry Bassington-ffrench – ‘a big man, heavy jowled, with a kindly but rather abstracted air’; ‘now sit twitching nervously, his nerves obviously on edge, now sunk in an abstraction from which it was impossible to rouse him’; ‘With the thought of morphia suddenly the explanation of Henry Bassington-ffrench’s peculiar eyes came to her, with their pin-point pupils. Was Henry Bassington-ffrench a drug fiend?’
  • Tommy Bassington-ffrench – their boisterous 7-year-old son
  • their butler
  • Roger Bassington-ffrench – Henry’s handsome brother i.e. Sylvia’s brother-in-law, ‘a tall, slender young man of something over thirty with very pleasant eyes’
  • Dr Jasper Nicholson – head of a new nursing home set up in the old Grange, only 3 or 4 miles from the Bassington-ffrench place at Merroway Court – ‘a big man with a manner that suggested great reserves of power. His speech was slow, on the whole he said very little, but contrived somehow to make every word sound significant’
  • Moira Nicholson – small and attractive and absolutely terrified of her husband who she’s convinced is trying to murder her
  • Thomas Askew – landlord of the local pub, the Anglers’ Arms, where Bobby stays for a few nights while he’s pretending to be Frankie’s chauffeur
  • Mrs Edith Rivington – posh lady living in Tite Street, London who Frankie and Bobby track down and who tells them she knew Alan Carstairs the traveller, and took him down to the Bassington-ffrench place for dinner

After my summary stops

  • Inspector Hammond – copper in Chipping Somerton
  • John Savage – millionaire who (allegedly) made a will leaving his fortune to Mrs Rose Templeton then, depressed by a medical diagnosis of cancer, killed himself with an overdose
  • Mr Elford – lawyer who drew up John Savage’s will
  • Rose Chudleigh – cook at Tudor Cottage who witnessed John Savage’s will – ‘a bovine-looking woman of ample proportions, with fish-like eyes and every indication of adenoids’
  • Albert Mere – gardener, who also witnessed the will (now deceased)
  • Gladys – parlourmaid to Mrs Templeton, who discovered John Savage dead in bed

Books and films and plays

As usual in any Christie novel, there are knowing references to the genre of detective stories and to the clichés of the genre as found in books and novels.

‘I mean, it isn’t like – “Tell Gladys I always loved her”, or “The will is in the walnut bureau”, or any of the proper romantic Last Words there are in books.’ (Chapter 5)

‘Oh! but murderers are always frightfully rash. The more murders they do, the more murders they want to do.’
‘Like The Third Bloodstain,’ said Bobby, remembering one of his favourite works of fiction.
(And the premise of Christie’s entire novel, ‘Murder is Easy’ – Chapter 7)

Frightfully sweet of Frankie to bring him all these flowers, and of course they were lovely, but he wished it had occurred to her to bring him a few detective stories instead. He cast his eye over the table beside him. There was a novel of Ouida’s and a copy of ‘John Halifax, Gentleman’ and last week’s Marchbolt Weekly Times. He picked up ‘John Halifax, Gentleman’. After five minutes he put it down. To a mind nourished on ‘The Third Bloodstain’, ‘The Case of the Murdered Archduke’ and ‘The Strange Adventure of the Florentine Dagger’, ‘John Halifax, Gentleman’ lacked pep.
(Chapter 7)

Also, I wonder whether Christie wrote a novel which didn’t include at least one tip of the hat to the most famous detective of them all, Mr Holmes.

‘The thing is – what to do next,’ she said. ‘It seems to me we’ve got three angles of attack.’
‘Go on, Sherlock.’
(Chapter 8)

As I’ve mentioned, these references do several things. Far from guiltily acknowledging the novels’ indebtedness to various detective story tropes, they emphasise them, and so actively emphasise the story’s artificiality and bookishness.

‘Your hands are more loosely tied than mine. Let’s see if I can get them undone with my teeth.’ The next five minutes were spent in a struggle that did credit to Bobby’s dentist.
‘Extraordinary how easy these things sound in books,’ he panted. ‘I don’t believe I’m making the slightest impression.’
(Chapter 28)

This does at least two things: 1) It loosens the text’s relation to reality. I mean the heightening of the artificiality brings the stories closer to melodrama and panto and so makes you less likely to hold them to strict standards of verisimilitude.

2) And (I appreciate this may be another way of rephrasing point 1) they make you more prepared to believe utter tosh, preposterous coincidences, outrageous accidents and lucky breaks. They all transport you into the world of Faerie. Towards the end of the narrative, the increasingly mad, helter-skelter speed of events reminds the characters (and the reader) of some kind of mad fantasy.

‘Good,’ said Bobby. ‘Let’s take an air taxi.’
The whole proceedings were beginning to take on the fantastic character of a dream.
(Chapter 33)

Or, indeed, Hollywood.

‘It was rather fun seeing you all get worked up about Nicholson. He’s a harmless old ass, but he does look exactly like a scientific super-criminal on the films.’
(Chapter 30)

As it happens, this novel contains more references to plays and drama than any of the others I’ve read and at one point the characters reflect at length on the fact that they seem to be caught in someone else’s play.

‘Isn’t it odd?’ she said. ‘We seem, somehow, to have got in between the covers of a book. We’re in the middle of someone else’s story. It’s a frightfully queer feeling.’
‘I know what you mean,’ said Bobby. ‘There is something rather uncanny about it. I should call it a play rather than a book. It’s as though we’d walked on to the stage in the middle of the second act and we haven’t really got parts in the play at all, but we have to pretend, and what makes it so frightfully hard is that we haven’t the faintest idea what the first act was about.’
Frankie nodded eagerly.
‘I’m not even so sure it’s the second act – I think it’s more like the third. Bobby, I’m sure we’ve got to go back a long way… And we’ve got to be quick because I fancy the play is frightfully near the final curtain.’
(Chapter 20)

Actually there were another 15 chapters to go, but you get the idea. It comes as no surprise that when the baddy is revealed, he writes a long letter explaining every detail of the plot, and merrily signs himself:

‘Your affectionate enemy, the bold, bad villain of the piece…’ (Chapter 34)

If it hadn’t already, with this final flourish the novel transforms itself into pure panto. But by this stage of the novel, all those references to corny detective novels, movie clichés and stage melodramas have softened us up so much that we don’t care. And that’s at least part of their function.


Credit

‘Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?’ by Agatha Christie was published in 1934 by the Collins Crime Club.

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