Rethinking Life

Okay, so…

here’s the thing
if we eventually do go
looking for another planet
once we’ve destroyed
earth
I think
that after finding water
and some kind of atmosphere
we need to know if there are
cats
not giant cats that eat
meaty things like us
but nice cats
cats that you can curl up with
cats who purr
and like to be petted
after we get the cat situation
ironed out
then we can think about
how to grow food
and do other things
but cats should definitely
be a priority
and chocolate
definitely chocolate
so all the women
don’t just kill the men
when they don’t ask
for directions
cats
and
chocolate
absolute musts
without them
there will be blood
and lots of it
I’m just sayin’

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