Ah, that's a long list.

I'd buy myself a place at the University of Sydney, invest in real estate and put a lot of it in the bank.

I'd give some to my mother for a big holiday (on the proviso that she bought me back a lot of key rings).

I'd set up a trust fund for my brother, or give him money to pay for either uni or a policing course.

But most of all, I'd give my father all of the money he needed - whatever it took - to pay for all of the legals and all the lawyers necessary to get my two half sisters into his custody.

But that's a story for another time.

Ultimately, this list is hard evidence that I'm actually way too sensible for my own good.