So, here's a joke I heard Rue McClanahan telling Betty White, and I figured in big love for another of the lost Golden Girls, I'd share it with you lot. I told my brother and he was like, "What? Oh...Ew..."

Anyways, there's a guy, a pig and a dog and they've been ship wreaked and they're stuck on a desert island.

After they've been there for about a month or so, the guy's getting pretty desperate and the pig's starting to look pretty good ;) So, he goes over and sits with the pig, starts caressing her feet, tweaking her nose, you know, and the dog goes bat-shit crazy and attacks him, so he decides to give it up for a while.

Some more time passes, a few weeks, and the guy decides to give it another shot, you know? The dog's asleep, so he tries his luck. He and the pig are sitting by the fire and he starts petting her, at which point the dog wakes up and chases the guy up a palm tree where he stays for a couple of days until the dog calms down.

After he gets out of the tree, things go back to normal until this one day they all hear a huge loud noise on the other side of the island. The man, the pig and the dog race over to see what's going on and it turns out that there's been another ship wreak, and coming towards them is this beautiful, young, tall blonde woman.

The poor guy could cry. He just stares at her, you know, and he says to her, "Look, I've been here on this island with these two for ages and I'm in a pretty bad way, do you think you could do me a favour?" She looks him up and down, you know, checks him out and tells him she could help him out...

So he says to her, "Thank God!!! Listen, I need you to hold the dog..."