Limerick -dim
For Ester’s challenge:
Laughing Along With A Limerick
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Today we have the word dim
Here are my three tries for this time:
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A dyslectic went out to eat
Reading a menu was quite a feat
Instead of dim sum
He said some sum dim, son
So the waiter blew out the candle neat
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There was a guy named Jim
Whose eyesight was very dim
When looking at you or me
He’d mix us up – Oh gee!
Was he talking to me or to him?
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Special Days come every year
Usually there’s nothing you should fear
Mardi Gras is fun filled vim
Bright and noisy never dim
And hoof beats of Fire Horse are drawing near
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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2026 BS
Lovely poems.
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Thanks, Sadje! So glad you like these limericks today 🙂
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You’re most welcome dear friend
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I love the last one! ❤
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Thanks so much, Carol Anne! Yay for holidays and funny limericks! Glad you like these. 🙂
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A terrific trio!
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Thanks, Esther! I’m so glad you liked my limericks. For some reason I keep thinking of more and have to make myself stop. They are so fun to do. 🙂
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You made me laugh out loud. Good ones.
I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.
Have a fabulous day and week, Barbara. Hugs. ♥
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Thanks, Sandee! I’m so happy you get a laugh from my limericks! I really like making them up. Thanks also for linking to Happy Tuesday!
Have a super day and rest of the week ❤
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Haha, very clever 😊 Maggie
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Thanks so much, Maggie! Glad you like the funny limericks 🙂
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Good trio Barbara
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Thanks, Di! These were fun, and I’m glad you like how they turned out. 🙂
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🙂
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Good ones. 🙂 XO
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Thanks, Ellen! So glad you like my limericks 🙂
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