I’ve been told to try to keep my posts family-friendly. This post will be suitable for the Manson family, or the older, nearer Black Donnelly family. I damned near shit a brick, a couple of years ago, when my son casually told me that, “They let Charles Manson out of prison.” When I’d caught my breath, he continued, “It was feet first, but they let him out.”
I get a kick, listening to Christian Apologists loudly, firmly, declaiming in a religious debate, when it becomes obvious that they don’t know what they are talking about, and are wrong, but they desperately won’t accept it. Today’s off-color word is
ONANISM
As The Princess Bride movie told us, I don’t think that means what you think it means. Masturbation is not high on the list of Christian talking points, but it does get mentioned by a certain group. From the time of the Bible, a faction of deeply insecure, (mostly) men, believe that there is some mystical power in sperm, and that it is a sin to ‘waste it on the ground,’ and rail about the evils of masturbation.
Strangely, this group usually also denounces female masturbation, even though there is no sperm involved. They just don’t want anybody else to get some enjoyment, if they’re too tight-assed to get some themselves. What are you using for birth control?? So far, just my personality. They call it self-abuse, as if pain or physical damage were being inflicted.
The term originates with the story of Onan, who was forced to marry, and mate with, his brother’s widow. Not wanting any possible child of his dead brother to be thought to be his, he withdrew at the point of ejaculation, and ‘spilled his seed upon the ground.’
I DON’T THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
Therefore, Onanism is not the masturbation that Good Christians condemn, but rather, coitus interruptus. I recently listened to a female caller denounce birth control, because she felt that, “All life is sacred, from conception to death.” Hello!!! Have you seen the definition of ‘CONTRACEPTION’???! Trance gender isn’t allowed by God – No, but stupidity and illiteracy are.
I was watching Women’s Olympic Beach Volleyball yesterday, and there was a wrist injury – but I’ll be okay to post again in a couple of days. C U then. 😉 😎






