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Fibbing Friday #266

Food for thought from Pensitivity101 last week.
Your fibby suggestions on these please.

1. What is pilau rice?

Isn’t that the stuff they feed to the Koi fish?  Fancy food for fancy fish.

2. What are eggs Benedict?

They are things that fall out of the back of chickens – and my name isn’t Benedict.

3. What is a soufflé?

That’s the big wind you have to make, to blow out all your birthday candles with one breath.  I’m not allowed to do that anymore, because it’s considered ‘Global Warming.’

4. What is baked Alaska?

Global Warming that is causing the muskeg to melt

5. What is crème Brulée?

She’s the super hot stripper exotic dancer at the high end Dancer’s Club in town!

6. What is a Victoria sponge?

That’s the birth control method that my Grandmother used, after birthing 8 kids.  Oooohh, my Grandmother having sex.  😮  I can only hope that I was adopted, or the result of Immaculate Preception.

7. What is a raspberry roulade?

A fruit-flavored anti-acid

8. What is cannoli?

That’s the Dancer’s Club that Crème Brulée performs at.
It’s set up for both men, women, and anyone in between, to enjoy and be enjoyed.

9. What is kamaboko?

That’s a type of black tea infusion, disguised as a carbonated soft drink, composed mostly of marketing platitudes.

10. What are sweetbreads?

Chelsea buns, and I haven’t had any decent ones since my little home-town bakery closed, 50 years ago.  Corporate-baked desserts are just not the way to go.

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Finally Fibbing Friday

This was Pensitivity101’s last FF before Christmas, so she was recycling her Panto questions from 18th December 2020.

I’m going to have some fun with these…. I hope

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called?

It is a small wardrobe – not a garderobe – where trousers are hung and stored.

2. Why was the White Rabbit late?

No, no!  It was my girlfriend who was late – and the rabbit died.

3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time?

A DIY happy ending

4. How many ugly sisters were there?

Enough to fill every club in Blackpool.

5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans?

A lot of money, his job, his teeth, his health, and his self-respect

6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!?’

Do these yoga pants make my butt look big??!  No, dear.  😮  Gluteus Maximus was not a Roman Emperor.

7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found?

Gluten-free gingerbread

8. Who owned The Mirror on the wall?

The god Narcissus, true father to all the Kardashians.

9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat?

DOG!  He even wrote a song about it.

10. Who was Tinkerbell?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RuPaul’s mentor

 

 

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Inspired Fibbing Friday

Some real silliness last week, inspired by song lyrics, daft thoughts that entered Pensitiviy101’s head and fill-ins from the internet.

1. What is a ‘da doo ron ron’?

I told you not to eat that spicy curry.  Now, it’s not just your eyes that are brown.  I’m glad that I bought stock in ‘Depends.’

2. What is meant by ‘de do do do, de dah dah dah’?

That’s Morse Code message to Baby Boomers and Gen-Xers – ‘cause we’re the only ones old enough to remember Morse Code, or know what it is/was – that says, “Keep yer nostalgia-lined mouth shut, and don’t say stupid stuff like, “Back in my day, songs had some body, and meaning to them.”

3. What is a Rock a doodle do?

A daring, and rebellious hairstyle in its day, it is currently an un-Woke, if passé statement, that the bearer doesn’t give a shit about Snowflakes’ feelings.

4. How would you define the word PRICKLE?

Very carefully, and very delicately – perhaps with some assistance from a hedgehog.

5. What is an airhead?

That’s the thing that MAGA hats sit on.

6. What is Mahna Mahna?

It’s a Pakistani dish that is sweeping the pubs and clubs in Glasgow.  It is made from salamanders, quahogs, nettles, and camel butter, served with crusty rolls made from sesame flour.

7. What is a rockin’ robin?

That’s Batman’s young ‘protégé,’ after delivery of the latest shipment of edibles.  The Caped Crusader wants him to slide down the Bat-pole – not that there’s anything wrong with that.

8. What is a hoecake?

It’s a makeup holder, used by ladies of negotiable virtue to putty up the cracks, and apply a coat of Kem-Tone.

9. Why did Tiny Tim ‘Tiptoe Through The Tulips?’

Because ‘da doo ron Ron’ went that way, on his search for a washroom.

10. Why isn’t it easy being green?

Buy a Tesla – or any electric vehicle – to save hydrocarbons, and reduce emissions, and people assume that you are somehow allied with Elon Musk.  In that way lies chaos, and strangely-named children.