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Thu April 02, 2026
	740K sauté pans recalled due to customers getting painfully screwed source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	In honour of the Artmis launch, today we travel back to Apollo to learn about those marvellous men and their urination machines. Subby is gargantuan source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	For some reason, tourists just aren't flocking to Dubai anymore source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	The seedy secret world of airline pilots will have you wanting to fly more than ever source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	20
	Brazilian banks to verify satellite deforestation data for rural credit in hopes of preventing people from illegally shaving certain pubic places smooth. Public source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Some "witty" corporate April Fools products source: indy100.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	State finds explosion that killed LA County deputies involved "serious safety violations," potentially leading to new rules for officers such as "Don't play with hand grenades" and "Don't lose the hand grenades" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Priceless ancient golden helmet stolen from a Dutch museum is recovered from thieves with only slight dents, because you just know the dumbasses took turns wearing it and hitting each other in the head source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Have more feels than you know how to handle? Try journaling source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	16
	We've officially hit the point where gas prices are limited only by the number of digits available on a pump source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	Inmate escapes from Western State Psychiatric Hospital, and law enforcement needs your help finding him before he's appointed to a position in the Trump administration source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Six toxic ingredients in Doritos. Only? source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	King Charles warns nations not to exploit the Moon. Who died and made him king? source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	33
	On this day in history, in 1982, Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands, in a cunning ploy to seize the regions strategic sheep supply source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Fark NotNewsletter: What was your favorite April Fool's this year? (Or past years - Fark AF or otherwise) source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Great, the US has a new grenade. Buried lede: The MK3A2, created in 1968, was withdrawn in the 1970s because it could kill people. Slowly. Over a long period of time source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	British woman hits trifecta, getting banned at every bar, club, and hotel in the UK source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	31
	Man who says he killed his parents because they put him on medication sounds like he really should be put on medication source: azfamily.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Who waits until they are toileting 100 times a day before they see a doctor? source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	The clerk realized he wasn't an ICE agent when he didn't shoot anybody source: oregonlive.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Best Korea wants to use the Neuralyzer to mind wipe Worst Korea's effect on youth. Watching Kpop Demon Hunter presumably punishable by death source: dailynk.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Today's National Burrito Day, which according to long-standing tradition, will be followed by "Natural Consequences" day source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	I hearby deny your motion thingy based on the holding in Hugh Jass v. Ima Weiner... who wrote this AI slop? source: reuters.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Someone park in your public parking spot? You slash their tire. At least this has worked in the past for Dr. Sidhu, until now. Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky cameras everywhere source: kmph.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Always buy a plunger before you need a plunger source: indy100.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	F@#k me, look at that f@#@#g rocket blasting off to the m@£#@&#*#ng Moon source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	58
	Bounty hunters hired to cosplay as ICE discover that unlike ICE, they can be charged with multiple felonies for threatening people and pointing guns at protesters source: mprnews.org \| share: Copy Link	54
	In the criminal justice system, maple based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Québec, the dedicated detectives who investigate these viscous felonies are members of an elite squad known as Enquête en Tabarnak. These are their stories source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	25
	Environmental activists: We didn't ram that fishing trawler on open Antarctic seas as an act of terrorism. We just wanted to give them a little push source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Another victim of America's death penalty poster child Ted Bundy identified in Spanish Fork, Utah source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	This just may be the best thing on the internet today source: weather.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Photoshop this exploded axonometric source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Horn Lake man convicted of 'unnatural intercourse' with family dog. As opposed to 'natural intercourse' with a family dog? It is Mississippi source: wreg.com \| share: Copy Link	40
(Some Guy)	U.S. Embassy in Baghdad urges citizens to flee imminent attack source: middleeasteye.net \| share: Copy Link	55
	Day 1,499 of WW3. Orcistan governors order businesses to provide 2-5 employees for the military- but there is NO manpower shortage in russia. Pooty-Poot warns Armenia about Yerevan's closer ties to the West. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	160
	Subby did not have 'Everest guides poisoning climbers' on his Bingo card source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	The Brooklyn Bridge is not for sale. Rent is another matter source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Don't you hate it when you live next door to a pipe bomber and they won't stop blasting them off? source: gothamist.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Death of a nearly blind refugee left at a Buffalo doughnut shop by Border Patrol is ruled a homicide. Ruh Roh source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Lock Picking Lawyer always has epic April Fools videos. And yup source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	13
(The Mercury)	Bit of Alaskan permafrost the size of [Greece; Wisconsin; about fifty Rhode Islands, about fifty million American football fields; unknown number of washing machines, or large boulders the size of small boulders] thawing really quickly. This is bad source: themercury.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Royal Navy captain quits nuclear submarine role over 'flirtatious' messages with female Scottish Labour MP. Probably talked about his torpedo too much source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	32
	Subby's Mom predicts there's about to be a large troop deployment source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 1091: "Farktographer's Choice". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	40

Wed April 01, 2026
	Vehicle found at the bottom of Crystal Lake has been there for a decade or more and has nothing to do with the recent murders of local randy teens according to police. Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha, Pah-Pah-Pah source: midhudsonnews.com \| share: Copy Link	9
(Some Delta Passenger)	Sorry, wrong tower, you want the one where the plane crashed source: aviationa2z.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	7.4 Earthquake hits Indonesia. Tsunami warning source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Man accused of stealing $400 in alcohol from Seattle business, will be charged with burglary and have their Fark mod privileges suspended for thirty days source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this teddy bear somewhere unexpected source: vermontteddybear.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Former UK PM Liz Truss did NOT say that "underground transgender mafia" may be responsible for KitKat chocolate heist. But you know she totally thought it source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	53

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