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Wed April 01, 2026
	Hershey says it will shift back to classic recipe for all Reese's products after grandson of Reese's founder tells them to go back or hit the Hershey Highway source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	NASA sends four astronauts on a flyby of the Moon. This is unlike 1968-1972 because this time they have a toilet. Liftoff is NET 6:24 PM ET source: rocketlaunch.live \| share: Copy Link	523
	Nice little 328-year-old fixer-upper available for the low two commas in Odiham, Hampshire source: mansionglobal.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	On this day in history, in 1816, Jane Austen declined the royal librarian's writing advice, which oddly was not "Shhhhh" source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Authorities temporarily prohibit Fark hero Portland Frog from being near ICE facility source: koin.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	♫ Rubber ducky, you're the one... you make winning scooters so much fun...♫ source: patch.com \| share: Copy Link	9
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this pastoral scene source: ichef.bbci.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Mill Creek police arrest suspects after finding stolen car, man with concealed shotgun in his waistband. looks at pic man, if he can hide that in his pants, I'm not gonna mess with him source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Not AI, just grandma's source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Time capsule for sale source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Tiger: I am not guilty of a DUI, but I'm, you know, going to seek treatment anyway source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	53
	Internet douchebag pivots to new career as prison influencer source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Japanese couples can now share in the magic of joint custody when they get divorced source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	"Advocacy groups" complain that YouTube isn't doing enough to protect children from AI slop. Subby would like to know what's being done to protect them from YouTube source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Group that sued company over the calorie count of its protein bars discovers that "we saw it on Mean Girls" isn't a particularly sound foundation for a legal strategy source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	AI CEO says people should be thrilled to have their jobs replaced by AI because they hate their jobs anyway. Which may be true, but he fails to grasp that we really DO like the food and shelter our paychecks allow us to buy source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	True fact about the gecko: real geckos won't sell you insurance source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	"Zombie fish" are invading Lake Superior. Remember: rule #1 is cardio, rule #2 is double tap, and 'deep fry with tartar sauce' doesn't come in until number thirty-seven source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Attorney has an ex parte response for the IT judge doubling down on his 15 minutes of fame source: abc13.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	The Fuzz meets the fizz source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	15
	When you're out saving the galaxy, it's nice to know you've got friends like R2D2 at your back. This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Automation Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	6
(The Future)	Star Trek says (said) World War III starts (started) this year. Just sayin' source: memory-alpha.fandom.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Here's what you need to know about the so-called 'Loofah Code' in Florida's The Villages. Not 'want' to know, mind you source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Oh No He Di'n't, Sprockets, and Homie, Don't Play Dat. Wait, what? Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #792. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	113
	Hunky firefighters hear of woman's birthday wish and show up, partially just in case those 99 candles need extinguishing source: wcvb.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Indonesia to deport Scottish crime boss wanted by Spain on murder and drug trafficking charges, no doubt based on incriminating "Leave the gun, take the Haggis" recording source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Russian military plane crash in Crimea kills twenty-nine people after pilots briefly wondered what that cliff was doing way up in the clouds source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	You got your fairy smut in my romantasy. No, you got your romantasy in my fairy smut source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	So what does Artemis 2 and Apollo 8 have in common? Aside from using the same sound stage in Houston source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	All that doom scrolling you do on your phone? Look out You may have TECH NECK source: techspot.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Now that Pokemon cards are increasing in value faster than your retirement account, should you sell all your Bitcoin and NFTs to get in on the action? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	40
(Some Guy)	Adopting a child can cost next to nothing if you simply contact your local agency and work with them. It can also cost a small fortune if all you care about is having a brand new white baby. Guess which path is more likely to result in being scammed source: kuer.org \| share: Copy Link	57
	Old and Busted: Operation Epic Furry. New and Large Busted: Operation Boobs In Your Face source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	Everybody thinks AI is going to make their lives worse. That is, everybody except the people making $200K+ per year source: poll.qu.edu \| share: Copy Link	27
	Lovely couple arrested on multiple charges for having passionate sex in public at Marathon children's park. Guess cops couldn't let them slide source: keysnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Matt Gaetz: The U.S. is forcing extraterrestrials to mate with humans abducted from war zones and migrant caravans. Well that certainly explains Matt Gaetz's big head source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	161
	FARK.com to begin using AI based algorithm to select only the funniest headlines, no repeats, lame submissions, duds or repeats source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Mystery of missing scientists gets more mysterious source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	34
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(Some Guy)	Photoshop these wheelchair athletes source: images.tagesschau.de \| share: Copy Link	8
(cardinalandcream.info)	Meet Millie, a therapy dog who regularly visits Union University and a cancer center, but her favorite visits are with kids where she sits and listens to them read as they develop their skills. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: cardinalandcream.info \| share: Copy Link	109
	Graffiti tagger tags I-90 with himself source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Famed forensic scientist who recently died may have let fame become too important, leading to a $25 million settlement for false convictions. Now they're wondering if Phil Spector was framed. Richard Kimble stares one-armed mannedly source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	So it looks like this is going to be how they steal the 2026 midterms source: whitehouse.gov \| share: Copy Link	266
	We'll get overhead lifters and 4 barrel quads, oh yeah / A fuel injection cutoff & chrome plated rods, oh yeah / With a 4-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door / You know that ain't no shiat, I'll be gettin' ... Hey, that's a nipple? source: theautopian.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Day 1,498 of WW3. Quelle surprise- Moscow rejects Ukraine's offer of a cease-fire on Easter. Ukraine busts another orc assassination plot, and Moscow demands Ukraine leave Donbas in two months "or else". This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	226
	Interest on the national debt to exceed $1 trillion in FY2026. Pretty soon we'll be talking about real money source: fortune.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Oh God, we're going to invade Spain, aren't we? source: tmz.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	What are you going to do to protect me from Elon Musk? Stab me? source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	TIL one of ancient Egypt's most successful pharaohs was literally a drag queen source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	24

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