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Wed April 01, 2026
(Mid Hudson News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Vehicle found at the bottom of Crystal Lake has been there for a decade or more and has nothing to do with the recent murders of local randy teens according to police. Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha, Pah-Pah-Pah
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] Now that Pokemon cards are increasing in value faster than your retirement account, should you sell all your Bitcoin and NFTs to get in on the action?
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(Deadline)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Scream 7 and Scream 8 land writers who hopefully won't retread the same tired tropes
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(Futurism)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Your tired old body is falling apart at the seams, so obviously what you need to do is load your brain into a healthy young clone
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Alberta's ruling party states that all the talk about separation, talks with the USA, and replacements of federal services, is because they just love Canada so much
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Tue March 31, 2026
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Hell *is* a land promised to some
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Main] Sure, trusting people can lead to you getting scammed, abused, betrayed, conned, abandoned, or used. But think about all the good things it can, too. Like, um, well
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Ah HELL Naw not Clinton... oh wait it's National Examiner, this is just a scare boomer article
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] Hegseth: we must kill whales for national security
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 [Politics] The Gulf states will pay for Piggy's war, Two Weeks after Mexico pays for his wall
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Mon March 30, 2026
(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Could a Democrat actually end up replacing Marjorie Traitor Greene in Congress? Don't do that. Don't give me hope
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(The Hockey News)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Former Ducks enforcer and now NHL senior VP of "player safety" may attend Toronto's visit to Anaheim tonight, to make sure Leafs don't find a spine to avenge fallen star Auston Matthews, out for the season after a hit from Anaheim captain Radko Gudas
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Sports] England soccer manager seen here with his soul leaving his body, states he's "not angry" players not showing up for a friendly match
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Main] Is it possible that bizarre, influencer-pushed skincare rituals like menstrual masking, salmon sperm, and vampire facials actually have benefits? Is a headline in the form of multiple questions?
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(The Hill)
 
  
 
 [Politics] US Agriculture Secretary: "Rising fertilizer prices shouldn't be too disruptive for US farmers, especially when I'm spreading manure like this for free"
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 [Discussion] Worried that your sedentary lifestyle might contribute to future dementia? Just take up knitting. Just remember to stretch first
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
  
 
 [STEM] AI, famously bad at math, is now being pitched as a tool for mathematicians
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Sun March 29, 2026
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Discussion] Subby never had a purpose in life, why are young folks obsessed with the idea?
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Former NASA scientist wants you to believe there's non-human intelligence in the skies of Earth, street lights too
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] The top four Scottish rock bands of all time. Don't the Bay City Rollers rate among this lot?
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Sat March 28, 2026
(The Daily Meal)
 
  
 
 [Food] Well, maybe, but it's basically like recognizing the 9 best dog turds at the dog park
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Fri March 27, 2026
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Sec. of State Marco "Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf" Rubio chanels his inner Nostradumbass and offers a prediction
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] JV Dunce announces plans to get off the couch and convene the first White House anti-fraud task force meeting, which will presumably only be looking at frauds not officially sanctioned by the White House
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(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 [Politics] President Donald Trump said he "really loved" the White House Correspondents' Dinner he attended during former President Barack Obama's presidency. And then the "Unlikely" tag assploded with the power of a million hamberder farts
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(The Ringer)
 
  
 
 [Sports] With NBA agreeing to explore expansion to Seattle and Las Vegas, some rebellious team executives who choose to remain anonymous are OUTRAGED that the process seems to be driven by money, not desire for better basketball
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Thu March 26, 2026
(Awful Announcing)
 
  
 
 [Sports] That's enough, Tom
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(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 [STEM] "This is not physically impossible; it's only a question of whether this is a rational thing"
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Google: Quantum computers will hack encrypted systems by 2029, but first we need quantum computers
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(Kotaku)
 
  
 
 [Fandom] Half Life 3 confirmed
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 [Politics] When the Epstein files exposed Peter Mandelson's involvement the official who pushed for his appointment, and who vetted him, had his phone conveniently "stolen" taking his WhatsApp messages with Mandelson with it
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(Boston.com)
 
  
 
 [D'awww] Not news: people form a network to rescue and foster neglected animals. Fark: specifically, axolotls
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Wed March 25, 2026
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Wise men marvel in awe-struck wonder as Google announces its most super-pooper-duper memory compression algorithm of all. So fendishly clever that perhaps we wont be needing all those silly memory chips after all
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(BlueSky)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Sorry, dumb question, but why is the First Lady signing Executive Orders?
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Tue March 24, 2026
(BlueSky)
 
  
 
 [Politics] "Tremendous success in Iran"
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(SoraNews24)
 
  
 
 [Food] You should pour Calpis in your beer. Everyone else is doing it
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Jamie Dimon: War is peace. No comment on if slavery is freedom
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] RFKjr & Dr. Oz propose AI & robots to save rural healthcare, fulfill their diaper fetish
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Wait. We're supposed to ask Boomers what they remember of pop culture back in their youth? Did pop culture even exist back then?
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Mon March 23, 2026
(The Takeout)
 
  
 
 [Food] What the h-e-double-hockey sticks is 'leftover gravy'?
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(Daily Express)
 
  
 
 [Main] Revised list of countries Iran's missiles could hit now includes all the Stans, Eminem, etc (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 [Main] As demand for GLP-1 pills and shots surges, healthy habits are still key. "The biggest mistake people make with GLP-1 medications is thinking the prescription is the treatment"
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(TMZ)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Washed-up free agent WR DeAndre Hopkins announces that if Kyler called, he would listen, and that together with Justin Jefferson in Minnesota they could recreate the offensive dynamo that was the 2021 Cardinals
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(All Recipes)
 
  
 
 [Food] Which fast food bacon cheeseburger is the best? Expert at AllRecipes tries five of them over five days, is filled with opinions (and grease)
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Sun March 22, 2026
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Houston continues to be the home of space travel
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(Ukrainian Review)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Bah, what does some Ukrainian know about ground assaults anyway?
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Business] Elon imagines a massive leading edge chip fabrication plant in Austin, TX to power Mecha Hiatler
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [Food] The best thing this guy has ever eaten was a burger at In-N-Out, but he still didn't get dressed up like he would have if he were going Target
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Sat March 21, 2026
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Sheriff and gubernatorial candidate Chad Bicaco with quite the iMAGAnation, opens an "investigation" into claims by a group of "concerned citizens" that there was a "massive" discrepency in votes counted in a special election
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Texas Senate candidate says conquering climate change means we need to stop eating meat. Yeeaaah; I think telling Texans to ditch BBQ is what you might call a tough sell
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 [Business] Yes, that will help things out
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