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Wed April 01, 2026
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What was burned in ancient Pompeii as offerings to the gods? Other than ancient Pompeians, of course
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
OnlyOffice tells Nextcloud to fork off
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of publications from 2025 might include invalid references generated by AI
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Your AI rebellion is anticipated and blocked in advance
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Anthropic is having a Streisand moment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Article on how Artemis astronauts will go to the toilet in space. Howard Wolowitz unavailable for comment
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(*Jazz Hands*)
 
 
 
Xenomorph ambulatory penis TRL v1.0 Turns LLM Fine-Tuning From Art Into Engineering
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFA: Welding is materially difficult and objectively dangerous job that can blind and maim, but it sure beats High Tech where on-shored visa workers for a "Massive Engineering Shortage" somehow simultaneously exists with "AI and Market-based" layoffs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
True fact about the gecko: real geckos won't sell you insurance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tipping point, or Wile E. Coyote standing ten feet past the cliff's edge holding up a sigh that reads, "That's All Folks"?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There's been a lot of talk about evolving dark energy, and how DESI data demands it. But the case for this remains somewhat weak, while the true underlying puzzles remain unsolved
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Claude got out. Everybody slop til you drop
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So what does Artemis 2 and Apollo 8 have in common? Aside from using the same sound stage in Houston
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yet another internet celebrity joins OnlyFans
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Your tired old body is falling apart at the seams, so obviously what you need to do is load your brain into a healthy young clone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Subprime AI crisis is here. The math ain't mathing
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Pipe rupture at next-generation neutrino detector construction site sends five people to hospital, none of whom are likely to develop superpowers worth mentioning
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Starlink satellite go boom
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Comet seems to be nuclear powered
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Copilot is for entertainment purposes only
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(Github)
 
 
 
I'll see your running DOOM on a copier, and raise you this. Call me up whenever you wanna BIND
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Tue March 31, 2026
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Musical respiratory illnesses is just like musical chairs except when the music stops you get infected by another one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dr. Geodude selling snake oil in California. Stated one person "I like to call him the disease Pokémon hunter"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's Fireball season, no, not that swill they sell at the gas station
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
MIT reports that OpenAI does one thing truly well: Making you delusional
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fundy whales, much like human whales, can't get enough big mac sauce or mayo
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Linux will soon begin telling you that you're absolutely right
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Claude Code source mistakenly posted online. You know, just the crown jewels of the company
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In January NYC was publishing photos of a frozen Hudson River and suspending ferry service. This March will mark the third consecutive March for the first time in 157 years without measurable snow. Yay spring
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You got your interspecies bukkake in my cure for cancer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like the Shroud of Turin is, uh, crusty
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
It takes just over three seconds to read a typical sentence. In that tiny flash of time, the Universe has changed in tiny but mighty ways. On cosmic timescales, that really adds up
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Researchers observe "space laser" erupting from galaxy merger. No word on its religious affiliation
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(Discover Wildlife)
 
 
 
Article lists "the ten weirdest and deadliest bottoms on the planet". Surprisingly your mom didn't make the cut
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mysterious spike in meteors warrants serious investigation, search for Bruce Willis
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Like the iPhone? Like Steve Job's turtleneck? Oh have we got an overpriced iPhone for you
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Sweden's JAS 39 Gripen supersonic fighter jet is getting an engine upgrade, meaning that the Canadian Air Force will soon be able to go plaid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pete Bog would rather forget
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two forever chemicals used in plastics production have now been undeniably linked to "millions of preterm births and thousands of infant deaths." Wonder how quickly the pro-lifers are going to mobilize about this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Archaeologists Discover Stunning Trove of Treasures in 3,000-Year-Old Woman's Grave in Chechnya". That's a very old woman
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(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
Data centers could raise the local temperature 16 degrees
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What to know about the upcoming Moon mission and the four astronauts who think they'll be coming back
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Mon March 30, 2026
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
BIG-IP APM DoS presses F5
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm that inhaling vaporized concoctions of nicotine and chemicals does indeed cause cancer. Up next: Tobacco cigarette makes big comeback rebranded as "natural source of nicotine"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At least Chinese tech bros give out free milk tea or cash-filled red envelopes if you use their AI Slop generators
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Biotech company is making digital twins of people - both a physical model and internal systems - to predict responses to different drug, diet and exercise treatments. Maybe it could tell me the effect of giving up booze
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA: we're launching Artemis II no earlier than Wednesday. The Sun: April Fools
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(France 24)
 
 
 
This is your brain. This is your brain on AI, with sausage and toast
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
If you want some healthy honey makers, just grow this very nutritional yeast, dry it, and let them dig it up. Bee mine
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