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OregonVet: Anyone wanna revamp a small website under the table?


Is "revamp a small website" a euphemism for something?

My advice? Don't tell them it's small. They'll find out soon enough.

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garsh darnit

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Looking for an archive of KEROUAC555 shoops.
Anyone no where I can find his work?

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His email address is in his profile. Why not just ask him?

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Know, I don't no.

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hazeleyedwolff: His email address is in his profile. Why not just ask him?


Don't you know when some one is hitting on you?

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JoeCamelToe: rockymom: Ni!: Who knew honey liqueur was that farking potent?

I did after experiencing something called Hönugsbaren or something like that. 80-ish proof honey liquer. Gotta be careful with it though, with the high sugar content it creates hellish hangovers...at least for me. It's great when you're playing Booze McGuyver to see what you can create though.

I like where your head is at.


Seconded.

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I have a strong urge to go out and cause trouble for no reason. Must be spending too much time with the p1g5 lately.

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Anderrhea: I have a strong urge to go out and cause trouble for no reason. Must be spending too much time with the p1g5 lately.


So far away and I have all this Krylon.....sad really.

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I just happen to have 10,000 rolls of TP.

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...and we live in the same town.

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Well that certainly explains a few things.

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Aw, c'mon. They may be responsible for Tampa, but the forum is still in salable condition.

Speaking of which -- you've all got two weeks. The guys from Stormfront want the parking lot cleared. Apparently there are a lot of trailers that need to go in there.

Got a good price, though. So there's that.

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Playa Flamingo, Costa Rica.

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Those are some mighty big shoes

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Yup, takes a lot to fill them up.

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How many clams did you shell out for those?

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well, I conch tells ya.

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and No, I'm not Crabby.

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Hello, all.

I know it's not Tuesday, but can someone help a Farker out by reminding me how to make musical notes appear in text (for use in a headline submission)? *smiles big*

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Coucher (avec moi)

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I'm having a halibut time this week.

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On what scale, zorgon?

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Having trouble keeping your head above water?

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Just have no sense of porpoise?

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Whale you just have to get one.

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If you're broke, I can probably loan you a fin.

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On the way home watch out for the Sting, Ray!

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Don't hate the playa, hate the plane.

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Don't hate the playa, hate Bruce Wayne.

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Don't hate the playa, hate Chocolate Rain

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Don't hate the playa, hate Biscayne

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DaveOfTheHillPeople: Touche'.


My son got into the habit of saying "touché" whenever somebody made a good point in conversation.

One day, he asked me how to spell it. i told him. He said that on facebook, he's been spelling it "douche".

/douché

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I love my users.
I told one of them to stop using a red pen today because the network scanner was running low on red pixels.
She fell for it.

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The Mad Highlander: I told one of them to stop using a red pen today because the network scanner was running low on red pixels.


Reminds me of the copier commercial where a guy says the copier is out of ink, and a fellow office worker says 'Just shake it'.

Nice pics, Triva!

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I need to start using the Forum as an example more often. I did it backwards tonight: I went grocery shopping, then drinking.

However, Netflix will soon have Kill and Kill Again available. :)

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Any of you kids have suggestions for WYSIWYG web tools?

Frontpage just looks so...Blech.

I have very poor coding skills, and want to make a pretty simple project diary website.

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Requesting permission to not return to the midwest evar.
 
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