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Doot doot

 
 
IS HE DEAD???

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkGreen)
Are you tooting your own horn?

That's dead sexy.

 
 
Do the pirate filters work anymore?

 
[TotalFark] (FarkYeahRed)

TaskForce26: IS HE DEAD???


Don't give me hope.

 
 
Stroke, stroke, stroke.

 
[TotalFark] (FarkYeahRed)
Well,
then.
Now.


/BRING ON THE HAXXOR PIGS!!!

 
 

WTFDYW: TaskForce26: IS HE DEAD???

Don't give me hope.


It would be just like him to die on farkin April Fool's Day...

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkBlue)
Completely unfortunate.

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkGreen)
Headline blows

 
[TotalFark]
this is not the kind of horny I was hoping for >:3

 
 
Do I have the musical chairs covid flu now?

 
 
Blow it out your ar$e

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkRed)
It'd be a shame if everyone just kept searching for "is   █ █ █ █ █  dead?" on April fools day.

It would be a rotten thing to get trending

 
(OhFarkRed)
Is this the horny thread?
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[TotalFark] (OhFarkRed)

luddite v2.0: Blow it out your ar$e


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Doctors found traces of gold dust in his lungs.

 
[TotalFark] (Superb_Owl_2026)
Blow your own horn?

 
[BareFark]
The 🎺 looks like a buttplug on my monitor. That is all I have to say on that matter.

 
[BareFark]
This looks a bit ghey/nttawwt

 
 

Shadow Blasko: Well,
then.
Now.


/BRING ON THE HAXXOR PIGS!!!


CANADIAN HAXXORS!

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(FarkYeahRed)
How do some posts have it and others not?

 
 

RedfordRenegade: It'd be a shame if everyone just kept searching for "is   █ █ █ █ █  dead?" on April fools day.

It would be a rotten thing to get trending


I did my part

 
 
Never thought you could do Never Gonna Give You Up on a bugle.

 
[TotalFark] (FarkYeahRed)

Fireproof: How do some posts have it and others not?


Gratuitous oral sexxy times.

 
(Superb_Owl_2026)
Why did the horns stop?

 
 
I'd been meaning to ask about the 1990s Blue Mountain Ecard aesthetic borders.

I can't even copy pasta them without getting an unfetchable url error.

 
(Superb_Owl_2026)
Tootle a mighty wind from your butthorns!

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkGreen)
We're supposed to get curry on April 1st

 
 

luddite v2.0: Blow it out your ar$e


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[TotalFark] (OhFarkRed)

Ragin' Asian: I'd been meaning to ask about the 1990s Blue Mountain Ecard aesthetic borders.

I can't even copy pasta them without getting an unfetchable url error.


I think you get them when you shiat post.

 
 

RoLleRKoaSTeR: luddite v2.0: Blow it out your ar$e

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It's not news, it's Fart.com?

 
[TotalFark] (FarkYeahRed)

Greta_VanHouten: Shadow Blasko: Well,
then.
Now.


/BRING ON THE HAXXOR PIGS!!!

CANADIAN HAXXORS!

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Woot!

What's all this aboot?

/cute pigginz

 
 

HenchmanNumber1: Why did the horns stop?


This sounds like the penultimate line of a Percy Bysshe Shelly poem

 
 

RedfordRenegade: Ragin' Asian: I'd been meaning to ask about the 1990s Blue Mountain Ecard aesthetic borders.

I can't even copy pasta them without getting an unfetchable url error.

I think you get them when you shiat post.


Testing 💩💩💩

 
(OhFarkBlue)
Looking forward to a Bugle at a funeral?

Normally I'd say you're screwed up, but we're all thinking the same thing.

 
 
I'll just lemming my  way  in here...

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkRed)

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IS HE DEAD???
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Don't give me hope

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkRed)
Maybe Gondor is calling for aid?

 
 
I am not understanding the holiday decorations here. But happy whatever the hell it is and may you enjoy whatever it is you want in the time frame allotted for such untoward celebrations.

Merry WTF to you and yours

 
 
Is that what this thread is about, the April 1st cherub butt horns?

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkGreen)

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My mom only lets me me spend $5.

 
[TotalFark] (OhFarkRed)

the unabomber was right: [_ image _x40px]

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We're supposed to get curry on April 1st
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