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Thu April 02, 2026
(Indy100)
 
  
 
 [Main] Some "witty" corporate April Fools products
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Main] State finds explosion that killed LA County deputies involved "serious safety violations," potentially leading to new rules for officers such as "Don't play with hand grenades" and "Don't lose the hand grenades"
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(BlueSky)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Ron Johnson "disappointed" that SCOTUS willl likely adhere to the Constitution
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(NJ.com)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Nevada congresswoman says she uses the f-word a lot these days. She'd apologize if she gave a shiat
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(BlueSky)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Piggy woke up this morning with a case of #TheBossDerangementSydrome
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(TMZ)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] What If: Rachel Dolezal had AI
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Wed April 01, 2026
(Electrek)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Iran shows the MAGA how to hate EVs. This just went from half-ass to whole-ass
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] That's some April Fools' Day joke. It isn't? Then don't make stupid policy announcements on April Fools' Day, you buncha morans
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Business] Oil down and stocks are up as Trump lies, again, about the Iran war ending
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Pioneering NFL official becomes first to sue league
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Would you rather play for a team that just won a super bowl or, pay fewer taxes?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
  
 
 [Main] When repoing the car, you should allow the owner to retrieve their personal items, children
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Tue March 31, 2026
(BlueSky)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Everyone knows about the resounding US military success that was Vietnam
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 [Main] Bellevue-based Mano Accounting Services convicted of falsifying tax returns. Which, to be fair, is what you should expect when you have Torgo taking care of the paperwork for the Master
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Yet another chapter in I can't believe we're giving this guy the keys to the kingdom. He looks like a profound case of arrested development
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Oh, look, a photo gallery of Christians across the world celebrating the Holy Week before Easter. Cool. Little boy with flag...ooh, funny masks...priests on parade...aw, cute doggie...let's just scroll on past these others and...wait, go back one
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Mon March 30, 2026
(CNN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Stinky is now correcting the pope on Christian doctrine
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(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 [Fandom] In today's episode of "Oh god, just please stop talking", Andy Weir laments that Star Trek spends too much time being woke and not enough pew pew
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Butthurt Duke's latest rallying cry: "Dan Hurley should have gotten a Technical foul for almost headbutting the ref with 0.3 seconds left, meaning 2 shots and the ball for us. We wuz robbed"
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(Denver 7 ABC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Dear Lord I've gone cross-eyed
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(The Hill)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Alan Dershowitz enters the chat, uninvited
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(Showbiz 411)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Three of the top five songs on iTunes are AI garbage
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Business] Tech bros responsible for laying off thousands of workers want you to know that it's not their fault, it's AI. And the only way to stop it is to give them more money to, you know, build more AI
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Conservative mouthpiece Mark Levin makes case for boots on the ground in Iran, saying our troops will consist of "very special forces," be deployed via short yellow Blackhawks after putting uniforms and helmets on all by themselves
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Sun March 29, 2026
(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 [Main] Foreign intelligence and inside traders love this one simple trick
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Sat March 28, 2026
(CBC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Quebec plan to "simplify and humanize" social assistance with digitization and an algorithm oddly failed to do either
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Fri March 27, 2026
(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Main] ...and now airports are struggling to deal with all travelers arriving waaaaay too early for their flights and causing even longer lines
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [Main] Research finds sharp rise in models evading safeguards and destroying emails without permission. AI. What can it do?
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(White House)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Thank you for your apptention to this matter
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Tiger Woods' driving skills: World class on the fairway, terrible on the roadway
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] If you still can't afford a house, just blame Joe Biden's BABA
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 [Main] Yes, because if there's one thing the early research shows, it's that reliance on AI promotes 'deep critical thinking and indpendent reasoning abilities' just like doom scrolling social media and watching daytime television does
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Military promotions struck down by *hic*seth because "Trump doesn't want to stand next to female or black generals". But don't you dare call them racist or sexist
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(BlueSky)
 
  
 
 [Politics] This is why your boomer parents' computer is riddled with malware
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(ProPublica)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Gives Wormbrain a hard-on. Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available
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(WTOP)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Faced with a $400M repair backlog, the fifth richest county in the country makes the obvious choice and... considers allowing corporate naming rights for high school sports stadiums
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] Wait. I just got my ab workout down to seven minutes and now you're telling me I need to spend another 15 minutes on my "post workout essentials"? THAT DEFEATS THE ENTIRE POINT
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(White House)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Looks like DEI's back on the menu, boys
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Female voters in Maine just can't seem to decide whether they want to support the Guy with the Nazi Tattoo who thinks drunk women deserve to be raped or the woman running against him. Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Thu March 26, 2026
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Main] Scientists introduce more evidence of poor technique leading to weird conclusions
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(Atlanta Black Star)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Trump drops bold new plan, derailed by one zoom-in detail
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Really, AP? Just suburbanites? Nobody else in the entire country will be attending a No King's Rally?
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Piggy: I know exit strategies better than anyone. In fact, my exit strategies are so good that we have two of them. In fact OH SHIAT THERE'S THE FIRST EXIT RAMP FOUR LANES OVER GET OVER TAKE IT NOW. Well, crap
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(My Northwest)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Amazon teams up with the Seattle Mariners to add world's largest, buggiest, most ad servingest display to the ballpark experience
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Old: Sherlocking Apple kills your app by integrating it into macOS. New: Apple kills Launchpad but blocks your replacement app from updating on the App Store
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(US Postal Service)
 
  
 
 [Main] That a whole lot of words to say "Our idiot President took us into an unnecessary, illegal war with Iran, so now we have to raise prices to cover costs. Sorry"
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Wed March 25, 2026
(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] NPR's Tiny Desk concert series presents....BAAAAANJOOOOOOO
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 [STEM] New Brunswick tourist AI tells people to go to another province for seafood. They must only have ocean food in New Brunswick
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Cincinnati Reds pitcher to start the season on injured reserve because of a blister on his finger. Hockey players stare incredulously & offer to kiss the boo boo
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
  
 
 [Politics] California Gov. Gavin Newsom blows up his presidential hopes with one statement
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