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Sat July 04, 2026
	It's so hot outside (how hot is it?) that even the interstate tells you to get off the road source: wbaltv.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Arizona dedicates first freedom rock. Well, turn it up, man source: kjzz.org \| share: Copy Link	19
(Some Guy)	Photoshop these floaters source: hips.hearstapps.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Day 1,592 of WW3: Putin announces plans to continue strikes on Ukraine and expand a "security zone" in the Kharkiv and Sumy regions. What's another million casualties to him? This is your Saturday Ukraine conversation source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	78
(abs-cbn.com)	"I had a gut feeling when I met him that he was meant to be in my life, and I am so grateful to have given him a forever home." A toe-tally perfect story for Caturday source: abs-cbn.com \| share: Copy Link	483
	Primm, Nevada is dead. Not so fast, say the Primms source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	56
	Russian causalities from its Ukraine Invasion close to two million, greatest number any major power has suffered since WWII source: stripes.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Typhoon watch in effect for Guam; Bavi could be stronger than Sinlaku, Mawar. US & GovGuam declare state of emergency, hope winds won't tip it over into the ocean source: guampdn.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Major Russian oil refinery forced to suspend operations after Ukrainian drone strike...thrice source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Türkiye bars US LGBTQ+ cruise ship from docking at two scheduled ports of call, citing "[m]oral standards," "family values." Guess they'll miss touring Istanbul's Ottoman Imperial Harem then source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Russia decides to turn its next potential academic generation into Ukranian sunflower fertilizer instead source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Unfortunate shark gets food poisoning eating a filthy New Yorker source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Pearl clutchers are clutching hard. They may need a fainting couch. They will probably celebrate with a stiff drink, get in their car and kill someone. And nothing of value will be lost source: marijuanamoment.net \| share: Copy Link	36

Fri July 03, 2026
	Man accused of attempted murder shot by police inside hospital. Which is convenient, really source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Sometimes, when you're a hard-nosed Judge Dredd style cop taking justice to the mean streets of Los Angeles, it's kill-or-be-licked by a Goldendoodle source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Most states have evil twins, Florida has shiatty ones source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Photoshop this outdoor cooking source: static.time.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Neil the seal continues to wreak havoc in Tazmania source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	24
	Fireworks recalled for checks article explosive risk source: 10tv.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Niel Cicierega, creator of "Potter Puppet Pals" and your favorite early 2000s animutations, is back with his guide to classic horror films like "The Catapult of Dr. Katamari" and "The Terry Bradshaw Massacre" source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Ohio ready for Trumpy 4th of July celebrations as heatwave, fireworks, and explosive diarrhea promise to make America's 250th birthday a hot mess of a shiatshow source: dispatch.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Double, triple and quadruple rainbows were spotted around Puget Sound, and not because of really good acid source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 3 is corrode, as in "The two of us only had one horse, so we corrode it" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Let's get things clear: July 4th celebratory gunfire will get you arrested. "Obvious", "Florida" and "PSA" tags are already buying ammo source: palmbeachpost.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	♪ Caution Mann, Caution Mann. Caution Mann hates police man. They have a fight, police wins. Caution Mann ♪ source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	It's alive It's ALIVE source: twin-cities.umn.edu \| share: Copy Link	70
	Photoshop this ancient relic source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	13
	Now we know who is responsible source: nydailynews.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	If you celebrate American Redneck Day, you might be a redneck source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Lord Humungus no longer Rules The Wasteland source: deadline.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	"It's greasy, it's disgusting, but it's absolutely glorious," say World Cup fans about America's food, and can't you just feel the patriotism over the hardening of your arteries? source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Snobby Canadians think their country is better, what with their public health, helpful international reputation, rule of law and leader who isn't a deranged maniac source: nationalpost.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	I put that shiat on everything source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Bernardo/Homolka 2.0. If you don't know, just ask a CDN Farker source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	37
	"Pulling a patient into a standing position by an incontinence pad is an unacceptable manual handling technique and creates an unacceptable level of risk" source: kentonline.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
	Two observations: "The hill you're going to die on" is usually just a figure of speech, and it's unclear what Fathers Day will be like for them next year source: coloradosun.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Article about diabetic Ford worker who was fired over an alleged $1.95 cookie theft contains helpful image of notarized bank statement showing that he actually paid for it source: phoebewallhoward.substack.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Here's one for all the Farkers who think self-defence is illegal in the UK. Two burglars jailed after victim stabbed the third burglar to death in "a legally justified way" source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Women are getting all misty eyed from a long awaited moist wiggle. If you know what I mean and I think you do source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	14
(KetanJoshi)	Google used an extra 9917 flux capacitors' worth of energy least year source: ketanjoshi.co \| share: Copy Link	17
	PM Carney and Danielle Smith laying pipe. Eww source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	18
	Little man in the boat overboard source: fredericksburg.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Zillennials are the luckiest micro-generation. Xennials would like a word source: fortune.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Free pahking at Hepatitis Beach in Massachushiats- happy fawth of July, buddy source: boston25news.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(The Spruce)	Hard hitting journalist asks, "Should your A/C fan be set to 'auto' or 'on'?" French users wipe the sweat off their brow with a used croissant napkin and ask, "What's an A/C"? source: thespruce.com \| share: Copy Link	41
(Some Guy)	America 250 nationwide block parties on July 4th, no Trump speeches....just music and fun. Boston and Philadelphia join previously announced America's Block Party celebrations in New York, Los Angeles, Milwaukee, Fort Campbell and Charleston source: america250.org \| share: Copy Link	46
	Here's why even fans who don't speak Spanish are watching the World Cup on Telemundo. Submitter's just here for the weather reports source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	45
	Hey, Yankees. Lookit what we found. Do you need this for the long weekend? source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Photoshop this lonely mountain source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	13
	Jeremiah Poope takes us on the Freedom Trail for America's 250th. Would a Poope by any other name smell as sweet? source: boston.com \| share: Copy Link	17

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