Fibbing Friday #261

Definitions from Pensitivity101 last week. What can you come up with for these please?

Of all my relations…. I like sex the best.  It used to be my favorite indoor sport. I was an Olympic gold medalist.  Now I’m permanently disqualified.  You’ll notice a theme below.


1. Embiggen

It’s what you hope to get from visiting porn sites.

2. Eargasm

It’s what you get from visiting those $3.99/minute, Talk Dirty To Me phone lines.

3. Erumpent

Doin’ it doggy-style

4. Eldritch

Having ritual intercourse during a coven meeting

5. Epizootic

Having sex with an animal – this applies to men only.  Many women have a similar, but different, problem.

6. Frabjous

This is the cool-down period after an energetic horizontal tango session – or when you have to pull out your wallet, to pay for services rendered.

7. Floo-fla

Brits call this a fanny.  It’s what many Americans call Trump.

8. Fipple

Front door only?  No going around to the servants’ entrance??  But it’s my birthday!

9. Floop

Honest honey, this has never happened to me before.  Maybe if you talked to it a little, gave it a little kiss?

10. Fizgig

Was it good for you?