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Dirty Fibbing Friday

This week Long, long ago, Di, at sparksfromacombustiblemind said that the Fibbing Friday is all about the food.  Do you believe her??  Pensitivity101 doesn’t.  Says she lies.

  1. Garlic is said to ward off [What]?

Door-to-door salesmen.  It works, too.  I’ve been eating the wife’s Italian food for half a century, and there’s no sign of them in my neighbourhood.  Although, I did recently see/hear a soft-serve ice cream truck near the daughter’s place.

  1. Man does not live by [What] alone?

Beer!  You need a shot of your favorite liquor dropped into the mug, to produce a Depth Charge, or Boilermaker.

  1. Fish isn’t everyone’s favorite, because ..?

Some of us still prefer to play Whist, Bridge, or Euchre, or even Uno with the grandkids.

  1. Eat more green and you’ll be lean and ?

Falling over from weakness.  Mankind did not struggle to get to the top of the food chain, to eat salads.  Salads are a promissory note that real food will arrive soon.  We’ll eat it with sautéed mushrooms and HP Steak Sauce.

  1. Over imbibing may invoke the hair of the [what] the next day?

A nude-nosed wombat – with you wondering how you managed to get into the zoo, and bring this thing home without getting bit.

  1. Revenge is a dish best served ?

To the asshole who screwed you over, now that you’ve devalued his crypto-currency, bankrupted his company, and have him working as your majordomo.

  1. Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb in a Christmas pie and pulled out?

But his girlfriend still insisted that she was enceinte.  And stop eating while we’re shagging!

  1. Raw fish is a delicacy when prepared as [What]?

Bait!  There’s a reason that God invented stoves.  Maybe we could convince the Japanese to use them in the 21st Century….  Or microwave ovens – they make ‘em.  Don’t they know how to run them?  😕

  1. An apple a day does what?

Puts you in jail if the cops find out you’ve been stealing them from the Internet Café.  Personally, I prefer PCs, but I guess some people like them.  Running one feels like having to learn Esperanto.

  1. Ice cream is best on a ?

Whim!  Quietly!  Don’t let the wife hear.

I’m going to have seconds, but I’ll be back, serving up something different on Monday.  😀