These were our questions from Pensitivity101 last week. How would you define these?
1. Ackamarackus
That’s the advertising motto of the local greasy spoon diner. The owner is still angry that “Finger Lickin’ Good” was already taken, because he doesn’t provide paper napkins. At least he rejected, “Kelley’s Kitchen: Kleen As A Kowshed.”
2. Anencephalous
These are the type of mosquitoes which cause malaria. They are related to other bloodsuckers like the IRS, and Inland Revenue, which cause penuria.
3. Antediluvian
She is my Father’s alcoholic sister, who believes in reiki, channeling and crystals.
4. Accismus
That was Prince Chuckles’ failure to launch succeed to the throne, because his Mum was a better man than he was.
5. Agelast
This is how you should fill out all official documents, name – address – telephone number – email address – sex (yes please) – and finally, a date of birth that hopefully does not begin with 18..
6. Arabinose
It’s a Middle-Eastern cosmetic surgery clinic where they transplant camel snouts, because they’re smaller.
7. Antimacassar
Being strongly opposed to Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine.
8. Anagrammatic
Being like the local female drug dealer, who doesn’t touch the stuff, herself.
9. Aichmophobia
It’s an ‘abit that certain regional Brits have, of failing to pronounce the 8th letter of the alphabet, when it begins a word. Y’ve got Sparkle Markle, and self-imposed exile. Are ya ‘appy, ‘arry?? 😕
10. Atrabilious
It’s what more than a few customers of Kelley’s Kitchen have become. Even the cockroaches won’t eat there.




