Word from the Dark Side – rescued from Mt Fuji twice, the price of vice, school does not suffice, and Hell bum music is very nice

University student rescued from Mount Fuji twice in one week

The 27-year-old student from China living in Japan was found near the 8th station on the Fujinomiya trail, more than 3,000 meters above sea level on the mountain’s Shizuoka Prefecture side.

He was there to recover his items including a mobile phone, which he misplaced after being rescued from the summit by helicopter on Tuesday.

Bus driver who pocketed 1,000 yen [USD 6.93] in fares denied 12 million yen in retirement money

…a bus driver for Kyoto City received a banknote from a passenger for 1,000 yen, and instead of placing it in the fare collection box where it belonged, he slipped it into the pocket of his uniform. Unfortunately for him, the city’s transportation department happened to be doing a routine dashcam check and spotted him in the act of embezzling the fare.

As a result, he was dismissed and also had his taishokukin (retirement bonus) withheld. This is the money that accrues throughout one’s career with an organization and is paid out in a lump sum when they end employment either by retirement, resignation, or even dismissal unless the employee deems the reason too egregious to pay. In the case of the now 58-year-old former driver, that allowance grew to about 12 million yen.

Philippine Statistics Authority study: 19M senior high school grads ‘functional illiterate’

“That means that one out of five of our [high school] graduates cannot comprehend and understand a simple story, and that’s something that we need to address.”

“No one should graduate from our basic education system who is not functional literate,” the senator stressed.

Bali will come to a standstill on this day

Bali will come to a standstill for 24 hours on Saturday, March 29.

Everyone must stay at home and tourists are also required to stay in their accomodation.

Hotel hosts will advise guests what activities are and are not permissible. Some hotels provide a silent buffet for guests and allow limited access to resort facilities, while others require guests to stay in their rooms and deliver food to them, according to The Bali Sun.

The spiritual and cultural celebration is a time for reflection, meditation and self-purification.

The religious and cultural holiday is rooted in Balinese Hinduism where about 87 per cent of Bali identifies as Hindu.

Tourists have also been warned air travel will be halted with the main airport — I Gusti Ngurah Rai International Airport — closed for the full 24-hour period.

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Friday Finance: the 3 best hedges against anything

Recent market ructions have made me think anew about hedging against risk.

All risk. Risk of market downturn, risk of unemployment, risk of sudden giant expenses, risk of Godzilla smashing up the nearest city.

Some advise cash, bonds, gold, crypto, diversification, timber, ammunition or peanuts (really!) as the best hedge against the many risks posed by life.

However, I reckon these three beat all of those.

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How white rice conquered Asia

A bowl of white rice! Can any other image so effectively evoke ‘Asia’?

It’s the national staple in Japan, where white rice is so venerated it’s eaten unadorned, just like this. The very word for ‘meal’, gohan, literally means ‘rice’.

In China, ‘healthy food’ means white rice and vegetables.

In the Philippines they say, ‘rice is life’.

You might think that white rice has fueled Asia since the year dot, but that would be incorrect.

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Friday Finance – catch every falling knife

In finance bro terminology, to catch a falling knife means to try to buy the dip only to find that the market falls even further, thus cutting your hand.

Dumb, hey? You should only buy right at the bottom.

The trouble is that no one knows where the bottom is.

The best time to invest, mathematically, is when you have the money to do so.

That is, when your consumer debts are sorted, you have an emergency fund saved, and so on.

Got a few thousand in the bank ready to invest and are wondering when to go for it?

Today’s the day.

So was yesterday.

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Lost books

No, not your 1994 library fine for losing Pet Sematary.

I’m talking about books lost completely, to everyone. Books we know existed but for which we now have no more hard or digital copies.

Books lost to time.

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The truth about tariffs

[A certain type of reader will parse this article for ‘tariff good’ or ‘tariff bad’, and respond from that basis. Please be a superior type of reader]

I’m in a line of work where I get to talk to people from various walks of life.

I find everybody’s occupation interesting. I once met a lady who worked in taps (faucets). I asked her what was going on in the world of taps and actually there were some big things happening with regards to new efficiency standards.

The new US tariffs seem to be affecting everyone I talk to, and I’m hearing some enlightening stories.

Here’s one, which is not directly related to the new tariffs but which is illustrative anyway:

There’s a guy who works in a car factory for a German brand you know well. He was talking about how they deal with existing tariffs in both China and the EU. I’ll fudge a few details here for privacy’s sake.

It goes like this: a car sold to China cops the tariff if it is more than 50% manufactured outside China.

As you can imagine, there are many judgement calls to be made in assessing what ‘50% Chinese-made’ means. For example, what about the engine? How much of a car is that?

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Word from the Dark Side – Suspicious Minds, democracy binds, on the war grinds and economy unwinds

German journalist sentenced to seven months of probation for a Twitter meme poking fun at the Interior Minister’s lack of commitment to free speech

It shows German Interior Minister Nancy Faeser holding a sign that has been manipulated to read “I hate freedom of speech!”1 Bendels posted the image to satirise Faeser’s disturbing plans to restrict the speech, travel and economic activity of political dissidents in Germany, which she had announced at a press conference a few weeks earlier.

Faeser personally filed criminal charges against Bendels for defamation after Bamberg police brought the meme to her attention. Last November, the Bamberg District Court summarily ordered Bendels to pay an enormous fine for this speech crime “against a person in political life.” This is yet another prosecution that proceeds from our lèse-majesté statute, or section 188 of the German Criminal Code, which provides stiffened penalties for those who slander or insult politicians, because politicians are special people and more important than the rest of us.

Outrage after German intelligence chief says Ukraine war should keep going for another 5 years

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Friday Finance: robots, fools and corpses

The three best types of investors are robots, fools and corpses.

Trading bots follow their algorithmic instructions coldly and without emotion. So long as the instructions are sound, they will come out ahead of any human.

Fools can be successful so long as they are foolish enough.

Wildly trading and thinking you can win? Foolish, but not foolish enough.

Not even paying attention to the finance news, ignorant of the fact that you have an investment somewhere, not even sure what that means if you do hear about it? This is the ideal level of foolishness.

If you’re too dumb to even conceive the future or keep track of anything, any automatic investments made on your behalf like superannuation will be safe from your fumbling fingers.

And then there are corpses.

An apocryphal Wall Street legend is that a mutual fund manager investigated who were the most successful retail investors, and realized that most of them were dead and their next-of-kin had not yet notified the firm. These investors invested for a very long time without chopping and changing with market conditions.

So if you want to be a good investor, pretend to be a robot, a fool, or dead.

Today, given current market kabobulations, let’s imagine that we’re robots. Here are few simple instructions given to you as an AI system. Please follow these rules mindlessly, ignoring all other signals. They are based on long-term data and mathematically most likely to maximize returns over the long run:

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Word from the Dark Side – All That She Wants, tiny island daunts, Australian jaunts and poly flauts

I heard this song suggested as the theme song to the next British civil war (???) and it made me listen to it for the first time in 30-odd years

‘Nowhere on Earth is safe’: Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited islands near Antarctica

A group of barren, uninhabited volcanic islands near Antarctica, covered in glaciers and home to penguins, has been swept up in Donald Trump’s trade war, as the US president hit them with a 10% tariff on goods.

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Who weeps for the sober-hearted?

I’m off the piss.

There’s no big reason, only a few small reasons: my blood pressure’s a bit high, gf doesn’t drink, I see blokes around me who do nothing but drink and are horrifically out of shape, plus it makes me sleepy and prevents me from doing anything else.

For me, this was not a major decision. ‘Shall I go from three beers a week to zero? Sure, why not.’

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Creeping post-scarcity

In an ancient episode of Star Trek, a cryogenically frozen man finds himself reanimated 300 years later aboard the starship.

He calculates that he must be rich by now because of compounding interest on his account, but is informed by bemused crew that money no longer exists as replicators can make anything you want.

He’s disappointed, even though materially he’s better off than he could have ever imagined.

The idea of post-scarcity is that mass production makes some goods so cheap that the old economics of scarcity makes less sense. More and more products become like salt water or air – you can have as much of it as you want.

It only seems like a whacky sci-fi idea if you focus on those items that are not yet post-scarcity.

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Word from the Dark Side – Kiss Me, why Taiwan’s nuclear free, a Marcos deportee and Canada’s trade barrier spree

I’ve been pretending for 28 years that I don’t like this song but now I’m mature enough to admit that, saccharine pop or not, it’s a banger

How a CIA informant stopped Taiwan from developing nuclear weapons

Chang exposed Taiwan’s secret nuclear program to the United States, its closest ally, passing intelligence that ultimately led the US to pressure Taiwan into shutting down the program – which proliferation experts say was near completion.

While critics say he betrayed his homeland and undermined Taipei’s ability to deter a possible Chinese invasion, Chang told CNN in a rare interview he still believes he made the right call.

India’s ‘anti-corruption champion’ loses Delhi election as $6m reno of official residence surfaces

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Too chicken for Laos

Lao new year photos in Luang Prabang 2019 | LAOS PHOTOGRAPHY TOURS

Last year, six foreigners died in Laos due to methanol-tainted drinks. Most of them were young women.

The knee-jerk reaction on right wing Twitter was along the lines of, “Hur dur, dumb girls watch Marvel movies and think they can travel solo to some Third World hellhole, good luck with that princess.”

Even for right wing Twitter, this is dumb.

I’ve written before about how modern young men have an irrational fear of travel – especially the losers who would have the least to lose should anything go wrong.

Great discussion on that article by the way, just re-read it, thanks to all commenters.

Anyway, Laos. One of the poorest countries in Asia. Surely the locals will kidnap you right outside the airport, carry you off hog-tied to a stick, and boil you in a pot, right?

Even Australia’s travel advice site, which appears to be run by an old lady frightened of her own shadow, marks most of Laos green – the lowest risk level:

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Word from the Dark Side – opioid corruption, women’s soccer eruption, IQ reconstruction and CCTV interruption

Taxpayer-funded Opioid Research in Australia is Rife with Conflicts of Interest and Corruption

…we are now starting to see patients: (i) with pain who should (and previously would) legitimately receive opioid medications who are not – unresolved pain has escalated in Australia and some sufferers are resorting to suicide and unsafe illicit drugs to fill the gap that clean, regulated, pharmaceutical opioids would have filled1; and (ii) patients with pain who would have taken low-dose, less harmful and less-addictive analgesic medicines like over-the-counter codeine preparations are now forced to go to their GP who, it seems on the PBS data alone, is more likely to provide a prescription for a much stronger opioid that the data suggests is going to be a more expensive and in-patent one like the one made by the pharmaceutical company that funded these academics and that I mention in the paragraph above2. There is also suggestion that some with unresolved pain are resorting to illicit street opioids for relief. Both aspects of this second part have potential to increase the number of people addicted to strong opioids, which is entirely contradictory to the claims for potential benefits made by these researchers in their results and when promoting their recomendations become regulation.

Marty Sheargold cut from Triple M following Matildas comments

Marty is a highly paid radio presenter, Triple M is a radio station, and the Matildas are the Australian women’s soccer team.

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Friday Finance – what really beat inflation?

A man goes to buy eggs, 2024

For most of the world, inflation has settled back down to normal levels.

There was a spike in 2021 following the you-know-what interruptions and then the war in the following year, but the rate had largely subsided by the end of 2024.

On this part of the internet, readers are very concerned about inflation, always assuming that their nation’s currency is about to become devalued enough to use as wallpaper. For some, no matter what I say, Zimbabwe is always right around the corner and it will still be right around the corner 30 years from now.

Well, we had a decent bit of inflation there. What actually kept up with it, or beat it? Gold and/or silver? Bitcoin? Real estate? Something else?

Let’s have a look.

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That is what it means to lose a war

At the end of The Wind Rises, the creator of the Zero reflects that not a single aircraft he helped design had returned from the short-lived Japanese empire.

He concludes simply, “That is what it means to lose a war.”

He’s not merely talking about the air force, which he only got involved with out of an engineering dream to create something beautiful. He is referring to the total destruction of Japan and its occupation by the United States.

He is accepting facts. Any rights and wrong in the matter are now moot.

Here’s a map:

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Word from the Dark Side – theatre crammed, opposition slammed, miners clammed and Australia jammed

Well it could be Christmas today, we don’t know

Left-wing theatre managers who invited 200 migrants to a free show will abandon the building and face bankruptcy as refugees still refuse to leave after three months and spark wave of sex-related violence

Beyond fights breaking out because of sexual tensions, migrants have been seen dealing and using drugs.

Staff have been acting as ‘on-site security guards, even though this is neither their skill set nor their job,’ says the statement.

Despite this, the statement says staff have also been ‘welcoming and sheltering the occupants’.

In December, Paris’s Socialist-led council, which owns the building, claims it looked for accommodation for the migrants but that none was available.

It called for the government to deal with the problem, but President Emmanuel Macron’s centrist cabinet is said to have ignored the request and is reluctant to get involved in the debacle.

The theatre is owned by the City of Paris, which is dominated by Socialists and Greens.

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Constitutional crisis constitutional crisis constitutional crisis constitutional cri

I saw a headline in an Australian regime news source that said something like, ‘Experts point to Trump constitutional crisis’.

I thought, looks like the memo went out to apparatchiks that this week’s talking point is ‘constitutional crisis.’

To test the theory, I Googled (yes Google, for maximum regime compliance): “constitutional crisis trump”.

This is what came up on on the first four pages. All recent:

The Atlantic: ‘Constitutional Crisis’ Is an Understatement

CBS: Are we heading toward a constitutional crisis?

Politico: Trump talks of a third term amid growing concerns about a constitutional crisis

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Word from the Dark Side – academic fraud, men maraud, hunters awed and bureaucracy flawed

Can Academic Fraud Be Stopped? (Update)

I’m not a mad fan of Freakonomics but this podcast has some interesting ideas.

Northern Territory leprosy case sparks outrage over disparity in Indigenous health outcomes

“It’s not because people are unclean themselves, or dirty. It’s because of the conditions they’re forced to live in – and there’s no alternative,” the Kamilaroi man said.

There are 50 people on the waitlist for every vacant public home in Darwin, according to the NT government’s website, and in remote areas of the NT, families of 10 to 20 people can occupy a three-bedroom house.

‘Horrific’ footage of man breaking woman’s jaw with single punch in Melbourne

In case you’re wondering what happened immediately before that, yes she did.

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The Rousseauian state


By Maurice Quentin de La Tour – Unknown source, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=24158

Jean-Jacques Rousseau had a strange hold over rich people of a liberal bent, as described in The Intellectuals by Paul Johnson (review here).

He would guilt them into feeling terrible about being rich and comfortable despite the injustices of the world and his own poverty, receive their hospitality and sponsorship to continue his world-saving mission… and then he would attack them with additional guilt for not giving him more!

For some reason, the more people gave him, the more they felt that they were failing him.

Rousseau was like a champion vacuum cleaner salesman but without any vacuum cleaners, and instead of selling you something he’d yell insults at you then put his hand out for money.

In the 2010s, a modern form of this sort of thing became trendy among the elite AWFL set. They would invite a speaker of colour to come over for dinner and give a presentation to a group of friends, and the guest would proceed to scold them at torturous length for being white, privileged and not doing more as allies – in return for a hefty fee.

I suppose Tom Wolfe wrote about a similar affluent white liberal infatuation with communist and black power rebel groups, although I’ve not read that book yet.

So whatever this phenomenon is, it’s not new. There’s a mindset among the chattering classes that they don’t really deserve all that they have, and for some reason being berated about it makes them feel better.

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