Word from the Dark Side – junk food decline, limestone mine, naked whine and employers benign

Ozempic Could Crush the Junk Food Industry. But It Is Fighting Back.

Ozempic users like Taylor aren’t just eating less. They’re eating differently. GLP-1 drugs seem not only to shrink appetite but to rewrite people’s desires. They attack what Amy Bentley, a food historian and professor at New York University, calls the industrial palate: the set of preferences created by our acclimatization, often starting with baby food, to the tastes and textures of artificial flavors and preservatives. Patients on GLP-1 drugs have reported losing interest in ultraprocessed foods, products that are made with ingredients you wouldn’t find in an ordinary kitchen: colorings, bleaching agents, artificial sweeteners and modified starches. Some users realize that many packaged snacks they once loved now taste repugnant. “Wegovy destroyed my taste buds,” a Redditor wrote on a support group, adding: “And I love it.”

Given Big Food’s track record, it’s likely that the companies will succeed at finding products Ozempic users crave. But what if they’re too successful? I asked Nicole Avena, a professor of neuroscience at Mount Sinai who studies sugar addiction, if she believed it could be possible for food companies to engineer, intentionally or not, compounds that would make GLP-1 drugs less effective. Avena told me it was plausible. The food industry, she pointed out, has cabinets of formidable reward-triggering compounds with which to experiment. Companies could end up counteracting the drugs to some degree in their efforts to make foods more rewarding, she said.

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People are just doing things

For decades now, liberal democracies have been the “can’t do” nations. While autocracies have been building entire subway systems in months, installing high speed rail to every one-horse town and lifting billions out of poverty, our countries struggle to get anything done at all. Constructing a bus stop takes two years, a million dollars, and it’s terrible and filled with drug-addled lunatics.

We used to laugh at tin pot dictatorships for their inability to organize a piss-up in a brewery. Now we’re the ones that need a rocket up our arse. Our government agencies, laws, lawyers, human rights groups and all the rest of it have wrapped around our limbs like slimy kelp and have trapped us under the chill waters of political inertia. It didn’t matter who you voted for. All that ever happened was that you paid more tax, roads got worse, and your neighbourhood filled up with immigrants.

Until now.

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Word from the Dark Side – Red Red Wine, that watch is mine, spousal swine and a cat teacher whine

1DaySooner’s Trump II Health Policy Proposals

This is from Astral Codex Ten. There are actually some good ideas here:

Better Post-Marketing Surveillance: Improvements in transparency for existing data could be paired with modernized surveillance of the real world effects of drugs after they’ve been offered to the public. Unlike countries like England and Israel, America’s healthcare systems are highly fragmented and make it hard to aggregate evidence. A focused attempt to modernize data collection could build on the FDA’s Sentinel Initiative and give the public real-time transparency into who’s taking what drugs and what effects are being observed.

Random Musings

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The Unbearable Weight of Winning

The US threatened to put new tariffs on Canada and Mexico.

Confession: in an earlier version of this article, I claimed that the drugs/immigration angle was a fig leaf. However, that now does seem to have been the main thing. That and humiliating a couple of leaders who needed it.

I still doubt that the Mexican government can do anything to stop the drugs. They do not even have full control over their own territory.

The tariffs would also go against the newly-important concepts of friend-shoring and near-shoring. Better vital imports come from next door than from China.

Anyway, I thought the tariffs were all about that old bee in Trump’s bonnet, the trade deficit. He’s concerned because every year, the US buys about a trillion bucks worth of stuff more than it sells. Been that way since the 1970s and sometimes earlier.

In fact, it was that way even before Columbus arrived.

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Word from the Dark Side – Testing AI brains, in Bureauworld it rains, world AIDS funding strains and an idol’s goodnight chains

First, to AI news.

As new models keep blowing past every test we can give them, an organization has set up Humanity’s Last Exam. They get experts from various fields to formulate the toughest questions they can think of. Here are a couple of examples:

You can see other examples at the site. Most were gobbledygook to me.

Here’s model performance on various tests so far:

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Tropical paradise

When I was a kid, my family once made the epic road journey from miserable, freezing Melbourne all the way up to tropical northern Queensland.

Summer’s too short for a kid in Melbourne. You want it to be at least 30 degrees for a good day at the beach, but the best nearby beaches are even further south than Melbourne, jutting down into the icy Bass Strait, and the changeable weather there often disappoints. On a weeklong camping trip to the Great Ocean Road you’d be lucky to have one real beach weather day.

For me, Queensland was paradise.

T-shirt weather every day! Pineapples! Coconuts! Lush, tropical rainforests with vines you can swing from like Tarzan! Endless, yellow beaches so hot you can’t stand still in bare feet or you’ll hear sizzling.

At that time in the 80s, all things tropical were cool, like fluro coloured shirts with palm tree designs and that sort of thing. Popular songs sang of equatorial getaways. These were clearly the best places in the world and grey old Melbourne sucked. Everyone who was able to move to Queensland, did.

Now that I actually live in the tropics, I can see the other side.

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Word from the Dark Side – Chinese AI, dick talk doesn’t fly, Graun fails to lie and nose ring gone awry

New Chinese LLM just dropped. Apparently riffed (ripped?) off ChatGPT and made super-cheap. Some say it’s pretty powerful. Have a look.

Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant

Lazio has fired the man who handled the Italian soccer club’s eagle mascot after he posted photos and videos online of his own prosthetic penis.

Falconer Juan Bernabé shared the images on his private social media accounts after undergoing surgery for a penile implant, which he said was for non-medical reasons.

Bernabé also gave an interview to controversial Italian radio show La Zanzara on Monday and elaborated on his reasons for undergoing the procedure.

Bernabé added that he felt “very proud” and “more masculine” being part of Lazio. The Serie A club clearly did not feel the same as it fired the Spaniard shortly afterward.

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Meta-martini

Recently online, someone criticized the Fauci pardon by saying he’d now be sitting on a beach sipping martinis.

It’s an idyllic scene. Who wouldn’t want to be sitting on a warm beach sipping a martini?

Picture yourself now sitting on a beach with whatever drink you like. How good is it? Now add in that you are there alone, all your current tasks are still undone, and that you have to get back to work tomorrow.

Are you still in paradise?

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Word from the Dark Side – no more I love you’s, gay dad blues, Soundgarden news and mozziepocalypse ensues

US city tells residents to stop sticking googly eyes on its statues

“It would cost $0 to leave them on,” replied one Facebook user, while another praised the artworks’ additions.

“My daughter and I went past the flaming chicken today and shared the biggest laugh,” she said, using a nickname for the “Phoenix Rising” sculpture.

“We love the googly eyes. This town is getting to be so stuffy. Let’s have fun!”

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Bad in Japan

There was once a bit of a stir among the Australian community (me and a couple of mates) in regional Japan because the lady working at the 7-11 looked Aboriginal.

There’s no reason why this is impossible, we reasoned. Convenience stores do hire foreigners. Aborigines are just as able to travel overseas as other Australians. There was no impossible element.

However, we knew it was unlikely. Probably just a Filipino of strongly Austronesian phenotype.

I’ve never even heard of an Aborigine in Japan. I met Maori there, and assorted other Polynesians, and even an American Indian. I ran into Chinese Australians, Indian Australians, gay Australians, mentally ill Australians, even a couple of Tasmanians.

Never met an Aborigine.

Never met one in any other country I’ve been to, either.

Why not?

So far as I know, Aborigines tend not to travel overseas except for ‘Aboriginal’ reasons like performing Aboriginal music, exhibiting Aboriginal art or attending UN First Nations conferences. Or for tennis/Olympics.

Of course some Aborigines must travel overseas for other reasons – holidays, work, whatever – but it is rare.

Actually, I just remembered a case. There was an Aborigine on death row in America for murder but they managed to get it commuted to life.

Hmm, just found an update on that case:

At that point he had been locked up since the evening of thanksgiving Friday, 1988, two days after he had brutally murdered his polar opposite, a wealthy divorcee and former debutante of the old Florida South.

Barbara Ann Barber’s brutal rape and murder at the hands of Russell Moore was a tragedy for her family.

But it would also be a disaster for Russell’s, and expose the diabolical circumstances which led him to her door…

At the time of the murder, an eminent social justice lawyer later said, he was “probably the only Aborigine in North America … transplanted and at stress and risk under which he ultimately snapped”.

I suppose a lot of Aborigines lack the money, skills and education that might give them travel opportunities. But then, even those who are doing alright tend not to go far. Maori are well-known for working abroad but Aborigines don’t seem that interested for whatever reason.

Given this background, imagine my surprise when I found out about an older Aboriginal woman in Japan who’s been making headlines:

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Word from the Dark Side – unlucky in love, fake student shove, handle with glove and enemy above

Japan ranks lowest among 31 nations in love life satisfaction survey for 2nd year in a row

Satisfaction levels among Japanese people regarding their “romantic and sexual lives” ranked the lowest among 31 countries in an international awareness survey conducted by France-based public opinion research firm Ipsos.

Japan was placed at the bottom of the rankings for two consecutive years, suggesting that its citizens are “clearly dissatisfied” with their love life and the relationships they have with their partners, according to Ipsos.

The online survey was carried out on 24,269 adults from 31 countries. Participants were asked if they felt satisfied with their romantic and sexual lives, their feeling of being loved, and their relationships with partners or spouses.

According to the results, the proportion of people satisfied with their “romantic and sexual lives” was the highest in India and Mexico, at 76%, while Japan had the lowest satisfaction rate at 37%. 

By generation, Japanese members of Generation Z showed more dissatisfaction with their “romantic and sexual lives” compared to baby boomers and millennials, with a gap of more than 10 percentage points.

If a tornado hit the outback and no one was around to hear it, would it make a sound?

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Word from the Dark Side – Chariots of Fire, voters’ desire, prostie prices higher and wouldn’t you like to expire?

So hot right now: WA orcas are wearing dead salmon on their heads in latest fashion fad

Washington orcas have reportedly revived a macabre fashion trend: dead-salmon hats. West Coast killer whales were last spotted sporting expired salmon in the 1980s, according to Live Science. After a nearly 40-year hiatus, whale watchers and scientists witnessed the resurrected fad last month off Point No Point in Kitsap County and in South Puget Sound.

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Word from the Dark Side – Walk On By, busy fly, chimps awry and headlines lie

Nephew of Equatorial Guinea’s president filmed hundreds of sex tapes with wives of top officials

Baltasar Ebang Engonga, the head of Equatorial Guinea’s National Financial Investigation Agency and nephew of President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, was taken into custody on October 25 as part of a corruption investigation.

The 54-year-old was arrested on charges of embezzling public funds and allegedly depositing the money in secret Cayman Islands bank accounts.

Mr Engonga was detained in Malabo’s infamous Black Beach prison when dozens of videos began flood social media of the civil servant — known as “Bello” for his good looks — having sex with numerous women, sparking uproar and titillation in the Central African nation of 1.7 million people.

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Word from the Dark Side – Oh Happy Day, parent locked away, catching those who betray and a billionaire in the way

Mom Jailed for Letting 10-Year-Old Walk Alone to Town

The sheriff drove Soren home and left him with his grandfather. After returning to the house, Patterson scolded her son—and that, she thought, was that.

But at 6:30 p.m. that night, the sheriff returned with another officer. They told Patterson to turn around and put her hands behind her back. As three of her kids watched, Patterson was handcuffed. The sheriff took her purse and phone, put her in the cruiser, and hauled her off to jail.

To Patterson, none of this made sense. She had grown up in the area with plenty of unsupervised time to wander and play and was raising her kids that way, too.

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Word from the Dark Side – skip Trump houses, some reaction browses, diplomatic louses and pervs are big girls’ blouses

The lyrics are The Lord’s Prayer in Swahili

EXCLUSIVE: FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs

A FEMA supervisor told workers in a message to “avoid homes advertising Trump” as they canvassed Lake Placid, Florida to identify residents who could qualify for federal aid, internal messages viewed by The Daily Wire reveal. The supervisor, Marn’i Washington, relayed this message both verbally and in a group chat used by the relief team, multiple government employees told The Daily Wire. 

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Word from the Dark Side – Wild World, tests hurled, Bezos unfurled and Antarctica whirled

For a dearly departed friend

FEMMES FATALE: Inside deadly trend of ‘Passport Bros’ lured by honeytraps & murdered for cash… with £6 drug ‘rubbed in chest’ on dates

Speaking about the night she preyed on the unsuspecting victim in a club, she recalls: “A man came out and he had a lot of money.

“We were two girls. I had already given him the liquid and my friend gave him another dose so he overdosed and had a heart attack at the nightclub. Right there he became stiff.

“So we left and flew away, of course, but I knew from the television, from the newspapers, it was a problem.”

Justifying her crime, she says: “I know it’s bad but it’s my job. We all have to survive. I have children to look after. It seems better than prostitution.”

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Look on the bright side

Some commentators love spreading doom and gloom about the coming demographic transition.

However, the aging population crisis will probably fizz just like the population bomb crisis did. Everything will work itself out, mostly.

No one talks about the likely positives of the coming Age of the Elderly. This article aims to correct that gap.

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Word from the Dark Side – fire station burns, assisted death spurned, they never learn, and a gas u-turn

Of all the dead 90s musicians, I think Jeff was the most regrettable

A blaze burns down a brand-new fire station in Germany that lacked fire alarms

…The fire broke out early Wednesday morning at the Stadtallendorf fire station in Hesse and destroyed, among other things, the equipment hall and almost a dozen emergency vehicles, German news agency dpa reported. Initial estimates put the damage at between 20 million and 24 million euros ($21 million to $26 million). No one was injured.

Local officials told dpa that no fire alarm system was installed in the building because experts had considered it not necessary — much to the astonishment of many observers now that the station has burned down.

The fire broke out on an emergency vehicle belonging to the fire department, which contained lithium-ion batteries and an external power connection.

The station opened less than a year ago, local media reported.

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The Woomera

[This is a retelling of an old story]

Poor old Gurumarra. He was just as brave as the other boys. In fact, he was a man now that he’d completed the initiation. He could throw just as accurately. He could stalk as well as anyone.

The problem was, Gurumarra was tiny.

It didn’t matter that he couldn’t run as fast as the others on his short little legs, because kangaroos are stupid. They hop away a short distance then look back, giving the hunter ample opportunity to throw his spear. Also, you don’t have to run after a goanna up a tree because it’s not going anywhere. You don’t have to run after a baby crocodile on the surface of a billabong. You just need to sneak up on it. Gurumarra could do that.

The trouble was, his arms were short, too.

All the other boys could throw a spear much further than he could. They’d fell roos before he could get into range. They could knock down goannas from higher up in the trees. They could nab crocs that were far out across the water.

The other young men teased Guramarra. “Go collect yams and witchitty grubs with the women,” they taunted him, “if you can reach them with those little arms of yours.”

Guramarra fumed. If he were a coward or threw wide or anything else, he might be able to fix it, but no amount of practice or fortitude would make his arms grow longer.

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The name is the game

We ought to be grateful that modern regime media, unlike the drab old Pravda, is at least entertaining.

We get stories like this daily:

Three-time limit on name changes catches some unawares and stuck with a ‘hippie whim’

Under legal changes now in effect around Australia, adults are limited to three legal changes of name in a lifetime, not including instances that involve marriage, divorce, or circumstances of domestic violence.

For Tamra Kamalesh — or Arpita, as she is now legally known — it means a youthful whim is a name she’s now stuck with in her passport as it was her third legal change of name and she missed the deadline to change it back.

I have sympathy for people with ethnic names that come out sounding hilarious in English. One Greek girl changed her name from Alopha when she turned 18 because everyone called her Alopha Bread.

However, Tamra really ought to have realized as a native English-speaking adult that Arpita sounds too much like Armpit.

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