Tag: Thoughts

An Eye-Opening Open Letter to my Exasperating Memory


Each night, as I succumb to slumber, I dive into an endless abyss of thoughts, my mind. I watch words forming, pairing and getting know each other. I see it as a masterpiece. I then decide to post in it this blog. But the next morning, I forget about three fourths of what it was.

Why do you have to be so unreliable?

As I march through the notes perfectly in playing instruments, halfway through the piece, I forget the notes.

Why must you be so annoying?

Exams. I studied hard for this day, cramming every last bit of information and reviewing the notes. But when exams are actually knocking on my door, those notes, those information, those spent hours, I forget.

Why are you so frustrating?

I remind myself in every way for that homework or project due for tomorrow. But still, I forget.

Why do you have to be mean?

Those annoying shameful awkward moments, frequently popping into my mind when I don’t need them. I don’t forget.

Why are you malevolent?

Nightmares. Have the ability to kill you. I want it out. But you don’t allow it.

Why do you enjoy this?

Why?

What did I ever do to you?

Why are you so rude?

But still, thank you. You let me feel that I’m still human, that I’m not a flash drive. You might have these atrocities but I can still use you for reminiscence. Thank you.

 

There’s Published, Drafts, Scheduled and Trash But There’s Also :


The Amnesia Post
This post is born while you are isolated from a notepad/computer/phone. Once reconnected to the blogging world, you can’t remember anything.

How many of these posts have you got?

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Paranormal Activities?


Nah, it’s just you and your imaginative mind conjuring them, or is it?

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1,578 Of Google’s Darkest Secrets You Should Take Notice


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54 Fun Things to Do When You Are Bored


The worst first world problem you could encounter is boredom. Even with technology in our hands, we still have the tendency to attract boredom. Worry no more. Tackling boredom is now easier if you read below.

  1. Write a story in backwards. Start from the denouement to the introductions.
  2. Speak backwards for the whole day.
  3. Debate with yourself in the mirror.
  4. Play rock paper scissors with yourself in the mirror until you win. Never stop until you actually win.
  5. Say hi to everyone in the neighborhood.
  6. Try to lick your elbow.
  7. Write a card to Santa.
  8. Memorize all the words in a novel. After memorize it backwards.
  9. Start a novel, finish, and argue with the publisher or editor if you have mistakes in your novel.
  10. Hear the sound of a needle falling.
  11. Grab a plastic bag, fart inside, seal tightly and pop it near people.
  12. Pretend to be someone or have a double personality.
  13. Devise a code, for instance the Da Vinci Code.
  14. Teach an old dog new tricks or a new dog old tricks.
  15. Play or learn to play musical instruments and start a band.
  16. Take everything someone says literally.
  18. Wake up.
  19. Watch T.V.
  20. Sulk over your boring life.
  21. Learn a new language or better yet make your own.
  22. Act like a mute.
  23. Daydream or if it is night lucid dream.
  24. Piss off someone serious by simply staring at them when they ask you a question.
  25. Stroll around public malls, parks in your undies(not advisable for women).
  26. Start a blog.
  27. Write your first post.
  28. Achieve 10,000 followers and delete it afterwards.
  29. Swear in another language.
  30. Tickle yourself and make sure you laugh.
  31. Stare awkwardly at someone for a long time.
  32. Date a girl and stare at other girls.
  33. Watch steel rust.
  34. Skydive into a volcano.
  35. Search the web for pointerpointer.com
  36. Watch Pewdiepie’s videos although watch out for excessive swearing.
  37. Swim in lava and survive without boils.
  38. Act like a jedi or talk like Yoda.
  39. Hum to the tune of 20th Century Fox loudly.
  40. Lick your nose.
  41. Lick your chin.
  42. Lick your tongue.
  43. Dress yourself as a baby with adult diapers and cry in the middle of a busy mall.
  44. Start a fitness campaign.
  45. Go to the gym.
  46. Visit a zoo.
  47. Feed the animals.
  48. Join Zumba classes and correct the instructor.
  49. Stare at a light bulb for a few seconds, close your eyes and enjoy the colorful light display.
  50. Search the internet for your name’s origin.
  51. Follow this blog.
  52. Like this post.
  53. Like all of this blog’s post.
  54. Comment
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