I asked my friend to buy ice but he came back with bloodied hands and threw two bulging spheres at me. I caught them both with one hand. He then said, ” Here’s the eyes you asked.”
Tag: Funny
Admit It, This Guy Looks Like Harry Potter
Admit it, he looks like Harry Potter. If you say he is the real one, you’re actually justifying that he looks like him.
7 Weird Stages On How I Create A Post
Goodafternoon/morning/noon/evening my students. Today, we will tread on the waters of how I create a post and the Science behind it.
Stop your chitchats and listen to me now. I SAID LISTEN!
Ready?
Stage 1 : Struck by Inspir-lightning
At this stage, billions of volts of inspire-lets surge through my body, zapping Brain and his cell army. Continue reading “7 Weird Stages On How I Create A Post”
I Will Not Read This
I am reading something I am not supposed to read.
I am still reading and I don’t know why.
I am about to peep through a blogger’s secret.
I know I might humiliate this blogger but I do not care.
My inquisitive side is killing me.
I am hyped up to know this secret.
I am about to know.
I am about to.
I am about to realize that I am fooled.
12 Bizzare Things I’d Instantly Expect If…
All your meals consist of meat…
You’re a vampire! Or a werewolf!
All your house appliances need repair…
You took Engineering in college but dropped out.
You have a sweet tooth…
You have diabetes. Good luck! You’ll need it.
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RedefiningRandom 