Goodafternoon/morning/noon/evening my students. Today, we will tread on the waters of how I create a post and the Science behind it.
Stop your chitchats and listen to me now. I SAID LISTEN!
Ready?
Stage 1 : Struck by Inspir-lightning
At this stage, billions of volts of inspire-lets surge through my body, zapping Brain and his cell army. Continue reading “7 Weird Stages On How I Create A Post”
A remarkable creature you are, blessed with mighty jaws. I admire your marvellous beauty.However, I am your prey. You two hunt my words and devour it gladly, not leaving even a bone or even a mere evidence that it once roamed the earth. I am at loss. I cannot see the world in full colors without these words.
For months, we do this continuous dance of death. I try and try to steer clear of you two so you two won’t get to enjoy a delicious bite and injure me.
Then, one night…
Something hit me.
Enough with nature’s unwritten laws. Enough with the food chain. It’s time to tear down the wall. It’s time for prey to transform into a predator. Time to adapt.
Goodbye predator.
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ON WATCHING VIDEOS :
1. NEVER wear headphones and turn the volume down. You never know, maybe a jumpscare is hidden somewhere in that video.
2. Read the comments first to inform you about the video.
ON READING COMMENTS :
1. NEVER trust and scroll all the way down on long lengthwise photos. Something lurks down there that will give you nightmares.
ON PRIVACY :
1. NEVER accept friend requests from people whose profile pictures are empty.
ON EVERYTHING ELSE :
NEVER go there in the first place. I am an introvert in the social media world. Don’t mind the irony.
¤AsilandtheKeyboard¤
I have this mental bond with my phone. Specifically, the WordPress push notifications.
There is this bug where the notifications ring only after an hour has passed.
So how am I a psychic? Whenever my thoughts stray away to WordPress, the notification starts ringing correctly and somehow kills that bug.
¤AsilandtheKeyboard¤
RedefiningRandom 