An Eye-Opening Open Letter to my Exasperating Memory


Each night, as I succumb to slumber, I dive into an endless abyss of thoughts, my mind. I watch words forming, pairing and getting know each other. I see it as a masterpiece. I then decide to post in it this blog. But the next morning, I forget about three fourths of what it was.

Why do you have to be so unreliable?

As I march through the notes perfectly in playing instruments, halfway through the piece, I forget the notes.

Why must you be so annoying?

Exams. I studied hard for this day, cramming every last bit of information and reviewing the notes. But when exams are actually knocking on my door, those notes, those information, those spent hours, I forget.

Why are you so frustrating?

I remind myself in every way for that homework or project due for tomorrow. But still, I forget.

Why do you have to be mean?

Those annoying shameful awkward moments, frequently popping into my mind when I don’t need them. I don’t forget.

Why are you malevolent?

Nightmares. Have the ability to kill you. I want it out. But you don’t allow it.

Why do you enjoy this?

Why?

What did I ever do to you?

Why are you so rude?

But still, thank you. You let me feel that I’m still human, that I’m not a flash drive. You might have these atrocities but I can still use you for reminiscence. Thank you.

 

How Safe are You from These Deadly Figures?


Somehow circles (yeah, you read that right) invaded our lives and society and are spreading at a deadly rate. How?

First order of business, our human lives.

  • We began as a fertilized circle and as time passes by, circles mark their presence in body parts such as the five senses.
  • Blood runs throughout the body with the process of circulation.
  • Some bones acquired the ability to pivot around the body.
  • What’s more, a common cycle of humans which is driven by pure instincts, is to produce new offspring. And what does a cycle take form of? Yes, that’s right, circles.

Human technology too is, I’m sad to say, compromised.

  • For instance, transportation makes use of wheels which are circles.
  • The annoying loading screen you see when your internet connection slows down takes shape of a circle.

Even…

  • Majority of favored sports games are played with balls, and what plane shapes are they? Yes, circles.
  • Even the very place where you call home is a circle.
  • The great ball of hot gases that powers life on Earth is a circle. Almost anything in the universe is circle.

Also,

The fact that I used the word… oh no, they’ve hacked into my mind. I can feel its presence in me. Save yourself and your loved ones. YOU have the chance!

CIRCLES!!!

How to Know You’re Human


According to the polls that I made, the third most wanted criminal in the world… no wait, let me rephrase that. The most wanted post is Another post of stupid How-To’s. I’m out of ideas so here is the best I can come up with. 😀 Actually now, I have two.


Simple. If you fail at life, you’re human! Life is not composed of all ups.

I need to stop there. This won’t turn into a long inspirational speech.

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