My mission – if I choose to accept it – to find a socially or linguistically significant word for the letter W has been an utter failure. Woe is me. Wah! No wisdom, witticisms, or wisecracks to offer. Let’s just go with infrequent, and lackluster
WAMBLE
- to move unsteadily.
- to feel nausea.
- (of the stomach) to rumble; growl.
- an unsteady or rolling movement.
- a feeling of nausea.
1300–50; Middle English wamle, obscurely akin to Norwegian vamla to stagger
While the meaning, spelling, and pronunciation are similar, it is not related to ‘wobble.’ Their parents are two different languages. For several years, the son had a co-worker, universally known as ‘’Wobbles,’ not because he ingested alcohol, or the fumes of burning…. incense – although some of that did happen.
Do you remember, like me, from 1970 – Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down? That was him. Ovoid, bottom-heavy, short, bandy legs, looked like he spent lots of time straddling a log – or a barstool.
On the other hand….
I worked for four years with a man who everybody – from the boss/owner on down – knew he brought a 6-pack of beer in each morning, dunked it in a toilet tank in the washroom, and finished it by noon. Then he went home for lunch, and returned with another 6-pack for the afternoon – at a Precision machine shop.
No-one ever said anything, because he pumped out loads of parts, to ten-thousandths, and hundred-thousandths of an inch – no wobble…. Or wamble.
See if you can wend your way back in a couple of days.





