The Horse and the Tiger.

The Horse and the Tiger.

An old, sick tiger decided that he would have better luck
in his hunting if he was a fox!
If you can’t win, you can always cheat….
He saw a juicy horse in a field and thought…..
“Who wouldn’t like to have a doctor in their circle of friends?
If I wear a white coat and a stethoscope,
I’m sure the horse will have something to ask me!”
No sooner said than done.
“Oh Doctor,” said the horse, when he saw the tiger in disguise,
“It itches so badly under my right hoof.”
A sick, old, toothless tiger died of hunger.
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Oil on canvas

The Horse and the Tiger. 73 x 92 cms. 2007

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Du Cheval et du Tigre.

– Un tigre, vieux et mal en point,
pensait qu’il améliorerait son tableau de chasse en jouant au renard !
Quand on ne peut pas gagner honnêtement,
il reste la ruse. Il vit un beau cheval bien en chair et juteux et pensa :
“Tout le monde veut avoir un médecin pour ami.
Si j’endosse une blouse blanche et accroche un stétoscope autour de mon cou,
sûr que le cheval aura quelque chose à me demander.
” Le tigre se déguisa donc.
“Docteur, dit le cheval, quand il vit le tigre dans son accoutrement,
j’ai une démangeaison terrible sous mon sabot droit…
” Un tigre, vieux, mal en point et édenté mourut de faim !
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HESTEN og TIGEREN.

-En gammel og syg tiger fandt ud af at han ville have bedre jagtheld
hvis han var en ræv ! Når man ikke kan vinde, kan man altid snyde…
Han så en saftig hest på en mark, og tænkte:
”Hvem har ikke lyst til at have en læge i sin omgangskreds?
Med en hvid kittel og et stetoskop,
et jeg sikker på at hesten har noget at spørge mig om!
” Som sagt, så gjort. Hr. Doktor”, sagde hesten, da han så tigeren i forklædning,
“Det klør så frygteligt under min højre hov.”
En gammel, syg og tandløs tiger døde af sult.

The Heifer, the Goat and the Sheep together with the Tiger.

LIGHT OCHRE

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The Heifer, the Goat and the Sheep together with the Tiger.

Oil on canvas. 73 x 92 cms. 2007.

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The Heifer, the Goat and the Sheep in company with the Tiger

We shall share as tigers do:

1 share to the ruler
1 share to the tiger
1 share to the strongest
1 share to the greediest

So the tiger took the lot.

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La Génisse, la Chèvre et la Brebis en société avec le Tigre.

– Quand un tigre partage le gibier, il y a une part pour chacun :

-1 pour le souverain

-1 pour le tigre

-1 pour le champion

-1 pour le glouton.

Les autres sont végétariens, de toute façon.

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Watercolor – The Shepherdess and the Tiger

 

The Shepherdess and the Tiger

A shepherd had lost a sheep.
He laid out some wolf traps and laughed arrogantly.
When a tiger fell into a trap he laughed on the other side of his face.

 

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Watercolor – The sick Tiger and the Fox

The sick Tiger and the Fox

 

 

The tiger asks the animals to visit his sick bed. The fox does not come.
The other guests’ footprints all lead the same way, into the tiger’s belly.

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Watercolor – The Tigress’s funeral

 

The Tigress’s funeral

 

It is immoral to flatter the dead.
To lie to the mourners about angels singing and salvation is disgusting.
But what should one do – when the widower is a tiger and you are a deer yourself?

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Watercolor – The Tiger and the She-bear

 

The Tiger and the She-bear

 

When a mother loses her child it is a shame.
When a tigress loses her cub, it is definitely fate pursuing her.
But look at yourself, – maybe you are a tigress.

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Watercolor-The Horoscope

TIGER FABLES

 

The Horoscope.

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The lonely person who knows that the tiger will be his fate,
Goes to his grave, wounded by a nail, on which there hangs a picture of a tiger.

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Watercolor- The Tiger and the hunter

 

The Tiger and the hunter

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A boastful person thinks his best friend is inside a tiger.
He wants revenge. One look at the animal gives him second thoughts.

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The Tiger, the Monkey and the two Donkeys

 

The Tiger, the Monkey and the two Donkeys

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When the tiger asked around to find out how one should look at self-satisfaction,
the monkey told him about the two donkeys:

one praised the other because he was a donkey!

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Watercolor. The Tiger and the Donkey out Hunting

The Tiger and the donkey out hunting

The Tiger and the donkey out hunting
When hunting, a tiger and a donkey can work together.
The donkey’s heehawing is a great halloo shout.
But you’ve never seen a hunting horn claim that it has brought down the prey

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