Before I dive into the meaty topic of this post, I need to school you all out there in the Rants Army® about me, Rants. Fact is, I am an inveterate people-watcher. I’m That Guy who Continue reading
Private Dancer
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags awesome, blog, China, humor, life, pole dancing, random, stripper, what the fuck is wrong with me?, WTF on October 31, 2014 by BrainRantsTaking The Plunge
Posted in Awesome, Random, Writing with tags awesome, blog, fiction, life, NaNoWriMo, random, writing on October 29, 2014 by BrainRants
If you’ve been paying attention while milling about aimlessly within the ranks of the Rants Army® out there, you know by now I’ve been doing some writing. To you all here in blogland, this has manifested itself primarily in my Continue reading
Naughty Internet Shit
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags blowjob, coughing, douchebag, hotspur, humor, random, sex, WTF on October 25, 2014 by BrainRantsI am mainly a creative person who most of the time is bored shitless. For those of you in the know, this normally leads to Continue reading
Trolling Public Transportation
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Travel with tags bus, farts, metro, nun chucks, Star Trek, Star Wars on October 23, 2014 by BrainRantsHere in my new and final incarnation for the Army, I’ve managed to stake out a job where I can’t drive to work and wouldn’t want to if I could. Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 6th Ed.
Posted in Flash Fiction, Writing with tags beauty, blog, flash fiction, mirror, woodworking, writing on September 10, 2014 by BrainRantsMy first glance at the photo prompt left me without much inspiration today, but then the odd part of me took over. Funny how the mind jumps into Continue reading
Douchebags In The Sky
Posted in Humor, Rant, Travel with tags airlines, ass, beer, humor, news, rant, travel, WTF on September 9, 2014 by BrainRantsUnless you live under a rock or, like me, projectile vomit upon reading or seeing news feeds these days, you’ve heard of the great debate over Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 5th Ed.
Posted in Flash Fiction, Writing with tags flash fiction, science fiction, space, writing on September 5, 2014 by BrainRantsObviously this business of moving and job changing has impacted my blogging. Don’t ask what it’s done to my Continue reading
Moving Adventures
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags Army, ass, humor, Indiana, life, news, Ohio, random, rant, Virginia, WTF on September 4, 2014 by BrainRantsThis post is long, long overdue. I blame the Army and the bastards at the several moving ‘companies’ who have mangled my Continue reading
Rantionary: “J” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary, Uncategorized with tags blog, humor, J, jihad, junk, life, random, rant, rantionary, words on August 21, 2014 by BrainRantsI am painfully off of my posting game in general, and grossly overdue for another iteration of the ever-popular Rantionary. I blame the Army and the window-licker moving company that has yet to find all of my shit. I’ll leave that rant for another Continue reading
Now With 25% More Fun
Posted in Random on August 15, 2014 by BrainRantsI’ve announced here, that I moved from Kansas to Virginia on the Army dime so that said organization can employ more varied ways of extracting labor and effort from Continue reading
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