I had to do this, because Summer is awesome. I’ve long loved giving our Cañadian neighbors Continue reading
Because Summer Is Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags awesome, Canada, humor, random, Summer on August 3, 2014 by BrainRantsAmerica Is Awesome
Posted in Awesome, History with tags awesome, blog, Fourth of July, history, holiday, Martina McBride, National Anthem on July 4, 2014 by BrainRantsI’m sitting here in a very echo-y, much-reduced version of my office. The rest of my home – where I’ve lived for damn near seven years – is Continue reading
Virginia!
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags Army, awesome, blog, humor, life, moving, news, PCS, rant, rental property, rentals on June 28, 2014 by BrainRantsSo, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia. Why, you ask? Simple: I’m looking Continue reading
Random Thought #66
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags cooking, food, humor, life, my girlfriend, random, random thought, sex, toilet on June 15, 2014 by BrainRantsHere are the three times your nose will be guaranteed to itch:
1. Cleaning the toilet
2. Cooking with meat blood up to your fucking elbow
3. Sex with someone of great significance
Because it sucks ass being me.
Giving The Finger Like A Boss
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags amputation, ass, ER, fuck, give the finger, humor, life, news, Norm Abram, power tools, random, rant on June 11, 2014 by BrainRantsSo here we are once again, you finally reading, and me making excuses as to why I’m not writing. I’ve got a doozy Continue reading
D-Day… Today
Posted in Army, Awesome, Family, History with tags Army, family, father, freedom, goddamn important, Normandy, Omaha, pride, Utah, WW II on June 6, 2014 by BrainRantsI feel compelled to put up a post about today, the 70th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 4th Ed.
Posted in Awesome, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags awesome, blog, flash fiction, science fiction, writing on May 28, 2014 by BrainRantsI’m not going into why I’ve been off the net recently. I claim getting my crap together to move as a reason. There’s an excuse here, too, but you’ll have to wait for that story. It’s a doozy. But enough Continue reading
Nerdboy Dating 101
Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags boobs, BrainRants, dating advice, humor, Long Awkward Pause, masturbation, nerd on May 8, 2014 by BrainRantsToday I’m reposting (not reblogging) a post I did for Long Awkward Pause, for which I also write. You might want to drop by and enjoy bloggers even funnier than I am. If you read this over at LAP, apologies, but your hate speech derision comments are still very much appreciated!
All the credit for the awesome GIFs goes to Chris DeVoss, the LAP head staff monkey, who has the biggest cube.
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Long ago when records were made of vinyl, socially-awkward men were banished to a lonely existence after being stamped with Continue reading
The Mountain
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags awesome, beer, divorce, humor, men behaving badly, random on May 1, 2014 by BrainRantsThis may be one of my longest-lasting projects so far, outside of learning English and of course my nearly-dead effort at my Continue reading
Weird Shit That I Have – 03
Posted in Awesome, My Weird Shit, Random with tags awesome, blog, heelis, humor, life, random, socks, tiny on April 28, 2014 by BrainRantsOn this third installment of bizarre shit that I apparently own, I offer you the most totally random thing that I’ve found inside this huge-ass house.
Yes, this:
Who? Where? What? Why?!?
I have no idea where this came from. It does not fit me, nor would I ever wear a zebra-striped, day-glo green-and-black sock. Beats the fuck outta me. Based on its size, it belongs to someone about half my weight. The wear pattern on the sole support that theory. Mama Rants fits the description, but would never wear anything this… this… awesome.
Any ideas out there?
Anyone?
BrainRants 