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Weird Shit That I Have – 03

Posted in Awesome, My Weird Shit, Random with tags , , , , , , , on April 28, 2014 by BrainRants

On this third installment of bizarre shit that I apparently own, I offer you the most totally random thing that I’ve found inside this huge-ass house.

Yes, this:

Who? Where? What? Why?!?

Who? Where? What? Why?!?

I have no idea where this came from.  It does not fit me, nor would I ever wear a zebra-striped, day-glo green-and-black sock.  Beats the fuck outta me.  Based on its size, it belongs to someone about half my weight.  The wear pattern on the sole support that theory.  Mama Rants fits the description, but would never wear anything this… this… awesome.

Any ideas out there?

Anyone?

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Random Thought #20

Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought with tags , , , , , , , on October 20, 2011 by BrainRants

I hate it when my socks get old and lose their stretchy, elastic goodness. When this happens, they stay up for about fifteen purposeful steps, then crumple around the tops of my boots in a defeated green pile.

This feels weird, like I’m walking around with my pants down, but not.

And why does washing them make the dysfunctional ones undetectable again? Then I inevitably pair a good sock with a fail-sock.

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