Here in my new and final incarnation for the Army, I’ve managed to stake out a job where I can’t drive to work and wouldn’t want to if I could. Continue reading
Archive for the Travel Category
Trolling Public Transportation
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Travel with tags bus, farts, metro, nun chucks, Star Trek, Star Wars on October 23, 2014 by BrainRantsDouchebags In The Sky
Posted in Humor, Rant, Travel with tags airlines, ass, beer, humor, news, rant, travel, WTF on September 9, 2014 by BrainRantsUnless you live under a rock or, like me, projectile vomit upon reading or seeing news feeds these days, you’ve heard of the great debate over Continue reading
Moving Adventures
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags Army, ass, humor, Indiana, life, news, Ohio, random, rant, Virginia, WTF on September 4, 2014 by BrainRantsThis post is long, long overdue. I blame the Army and the bastards at the several moving ‘companies’ who have mangled my Continue reading
Virginia!
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags Army, awesome, blog, humor, life, moving, news, PCS, rant, rental property, rentals on June 28, 2014 by BrainRantsSo, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia. Why, you ask? Simple: I’m looking Continue reading
Road Trip
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Travel with tags awesome, bacon, food, road trip, sex, travel on March 2, 2014 by BrainRantsQuestion for you: Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger? For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading
Rantswers 2.1
Posted in Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, blog, food, Fred, humor, life, news, random, rant, Rantswers, WTF on August 19, 2013 by BrainRantsAll right, Rants Army, here’s the Rantswers for the second round of my advice/punishment column where I take on any and all reader questions. Another great month Continue reading
Adventures In Jerseyland
Posted in Army, Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags Army, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, Fred, humor, life, New Jersey, news, Philadelphia, random, rant, sex, travel, WTF on August 10, 2013 by BrainRantsI just returned from my inaugural trip after Afghanistan II on the Army’s behest to go forth and do… stuff. This one took me to Continue reading
Surprise!
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, airport, Army, ass, awesome, beer, blog, deployment, fail, home, humor, life, news, random, rant, redeployment, The Suck, travel, WTF on April 21, 2013 by BrainRantsAs I sit here in some temporary quarters pecking away at my keyboard with my forehead, it is the Thursday, the 18th of April, 2013. For my Rants Army out there Continue reading
Embracing The Suck – Part Four
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, random, rant, shower, travel, WTF on March 24, 2013 by BrainRantsSo by now you all must realize I have come and gone already on my not-so-mid-tour leave. If not, go back to February and repeat. If you’re not a regular here, then why the hell not? Got some better blog to hang out on? Anyway, I have more rantaliciousness that I’ve gathered in that effort. I’m astounded that it took me six Continue reading


