I am painfully off of my posting game in general, and grossly overdue for another iteration of the ever-popular Rantionary. I blame the Army and the window-licker moving company that has yet to find all of my shit. I’ll leave that rant for another Continue reading
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Rantionary: “J” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary, Uncategorized with tags blog, humor, J, jihad, junk, life, random, rant, rantionary, words on August 21, 2014 by BrainRantsI’m A Twit
Posted in Uncategorized on May 1, 2013 by BrainRantsIn case you don’t hang out on my front page, you might not have noticed that I have a Twitter feed now that highlights my random brain droppings (cit. George Carlin, MHRIP) that I come up with that don’t warrant an entire Continue reading
A Question of Pressing Importance
Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2013 by BrainRantsI thought I’d let the storm die down before reblogging this. To be honest I’m just happy I got bandwidth right now to do this. My sincere thanks again to Le Clown and Mme. Weebles for the opportunity to offend their followers as well as mine. Enjoy…
It’s Been Fun
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2013 by BrainRantsIf the scheduler function functions the way it ought, you’re reading this as I begin the mind-numbing process of getting my ranty ass back to Afghanistan, or The Suck, as I call it with such shallow Continue reading
Mea Culpa
Posted in Uncategorized on July 5, 2012 by BrainRantsI want to apologize to anyone posting a comment to the now-removed prior post. Please believe me when I say that as a defender of your right to free speech, I do not desire to be an agent of action to restrict that freedom.
However, some comments posted clearly put me in a legally-tenuous position. Rather than single out the perpetrator, I’ve opted to simply remove the entire post. In the Army, mass punishment is usually quite effective.
Last, I’d like to apologize to everyone for any personal-life issues that have leaked out here where they don’t belong. This isn’t a social network media, and I apparently was mistaken as to the degree to which people can take this seriously. Rest assured I am taking steps to end that silliness.
Any mistakes or offenses in the past I take on myself. I started this problem, and I’ll end it.
Thanks for your continued understanding.
— BrainRants
LIVE! From Kabul…
Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2012 by BrainRantsIt’s Saturday… I think. I am totally confused about this time zone difference over here on the other side of the planet. What’s new, though, right? Continue reading


