I’ve reblogged this gem in some form or another every year except last Christmas, because I was busy. Also, ’13’ is a sucky number Continue reading
Happy Chriskwanzukkah
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags awesome, Christmas, Hanukkah, holiday, humor, Kwanzaa, rant, Santa on December 24, 2014 by BrainRantsRantswers® 8.2
Posted in Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, humor, random, rant, Rantswers on December 16, 2014 by BrainRantsAs promised, here’s the second half of the Rantswers® of the eighth edition. I know I kept you all waiting, but you know, the weekend, beer, work, and Continue reading
Rantswers® 8.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags Army Football, awesome, beer, Bieber, football, humor, random, rant, Rantswers, Rhianna, sluts on December 15, 2014 by BrainRantsHi there all y’all in the Rants Army! Yeah, I got good and buzzed – well, maybe more than that, truth be told – before I attempted the below Rantswers® to your awesomesauce questions. After some months of Continue reading
Rantswers® 8.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rantswers with tags Army Football, awesome, blog, Christmas, humor, random, Rantswers on December 10, 2014 by BrainRantsWell, shit has more or less settled. I went from moving to fixing to new job to… insanity… and then NaNoWriMo (which I rocked – check the front page swag and shit!). I finally feel free enough to do another Rantswers®. Continue reading
Asshattery, Inc.
Posted in Random on December 9, 2014 by BrainRantsEvery now and then, someone asks me for my advice or opinion. Either way, they get both. I think of it as a free service, sort of. Anyway, the other day I had the misfortune of seeing Continue reading
Simply Amazing
Posted in Awesome, Random with tags awesome, music, play that funky music whiteboy, poets, random, turkey, yaybahar, YouTube on November 26, 2014 by BrainRantsI’ve got a few blog posts under my belt at this point, so I’m not sure if I’m repeating myself here when I say that I have zero musical ability. By zero, I mean that when I encounter a questionnaire that asks what instrument I play Continue reading
Creepy Shit
Posted in Awesome, Family, Humor, Random with tags awesome, blog, Bugs Bunny, creepy shit, humor, random, sick imagination, toilet, WTF on November 20, 2014 by BrainRantsI’m sure it comes as no surprise that I absolutely love creepy shit. Halloween is my second-favorite holiday after of course the tie for first Continue reading
So I Started A War…
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, fall, humor, leaves, life, news, random, WTF, yardwork on November 17, 2014 by BrainRantsI’m acclimatizing to my new surroundings here in Virginia. I’m also attempting to learn a new way to make red pasta sauce, but that’s not what this blog post is about. The other day, Continue reading
I’m Doing It
Posted in Awesome, Writing with tags awesome, bacon, blog, fiction, NaNoWriMo, news, random, sex, writing on November 15, 2014 by BrainRants
You all out there might recall that I took a step toward writing after several spastic attempts at Flash Fiction as well as Continue reading
And So I Found This…
Posted in Army, Awesome, Random with tags Army, Asian pole dancer, awesome, food, general, humor, Klingon, life, Pentagon, random, Star Trek on November 7, 2014 by BrainRantsMy post about the elderly Asian pole dancer got some good attention. I’m not really surprised, though, because that’s something a lot more entertaining than say, the fucking sky Continue reading
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