The best presents I got this year came downstairs this morning.
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Christmas…
Posted in Awesome, Best, Random with tags awesome, bacon, Christmas, gifts, life on December 25, 2014 by BrainRantsHappy Chriskwanzukkah
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags awesome, Christmas, Hanukkah, holiday, humor, Kwanzaa, rant, Santa on December 24, 2014 by BrainRantsI’ve reblogged this gem in some form or another every year except last Christmas, because I was busy. Also, ’13’ is a sucky number Continue reading
Rantswers® 8.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rantswers with tags Army Football, awesome, blog, Christmas, humor, random, Rantswers on December 10, 2014 by BrainRantsWell, shit has more or less settled. I went from moving to fixing to new job to… insanity… and then NaNoWriMo (which I rocked – check the front page swag and shit!). I finally feel free enough to do another Rantswers®. Continue reading
Where The F*ck Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, Christmas, fail, humor, life, random, rant, zombie apocalypse on December 5, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve had a lot of kind notes and comments from The Blogosphere asking me exactly what Continue reading
Visual Xmas “F-You” Rant
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, blog, blow, Christmas, deployment, douchebag, fail, hookers, humor, Interesting Man, life, news, porn, random, rant, spam, WTF, zombie apocalypse on December 25, 2012 by BrainRantsVisual Rant I
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, Christmas, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, random, random thought, rant, sarcasm, zombie apocalypse on December 24, 2012 by BrainRantsHoliday In Afghanistan
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags Afghanistan, blog, BrainRants, Christmas, holiday, humor, lust, news, random on December 23, 2012 by BrainRantsSo here I am, sitting here in lovely Kabul. The air is crisp and cold, there is a smell of burning… something… in the air that reminds me of shit. It’s December, and we’re spiralling toward Christmas again in an uncontrolled holiday asshattery
Recycled Christmas Spirit
Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, blog, Christmas, decorations, humor, life, music, news, porn, random, rant, zombie apocalypse on December 9, 2012 by BrainRantsI put this gem up last year around this time to let you all know how much I truly despise this time of the year. I could have done another, new one, but put me in a dress and call me Sally, I really don’t think I can do better Continue reading
Post-Christmas Assessment
Posted in Family, Food, Home, Humor with tags Christmas, food, humor on December 27, 2011 by BrainRantsWell, it’s over. Finally. At least until next year of course, but at least for the 2012 Christmas season, I can literally stick my head Continue reading




