Everybody knows that irritating effect described well as an ‘earworm,’ where a song gets stuck in your head. Never had that happen? Try this… sorry, had to make Continue reading
Brain Lint
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags American Sniper, awesome, brony, Clint Eastwood, deflategate, douchebag, Fury, humor, Michael Moore the douchebag fuck, random, rant, Roger Goodell, shitty weather, Tom Brady, WTF on January 30, 2015 by BrainRantsFlash Fiction – 9th Ed.
Posted in Flash Fiction, Writing with tags electric cars, flash fiction, Ford, history, writing on January 28, 2015 by BrainRantsI’ve had automobiles on my mind recently since it’s that time of year to take care of registration. We’re enjoying the thrills of state inspections and Continue reading
A Ball Problem
Posted in Rant with tags culture, deflategate, football, New England Patriots, NFL, rant, WWF on January 23, 2015 by BrainRantsIf you’re not a Rants Army Regular, you might have clicked this because the current issue surrounding the New England Patriots ‘deflategate’ story is still hot. To be honest Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 8th Ed.
Posted in Flash Fiction, Writing with tags boat, flash fiction, science fiction, writing on January 21, 2015 by BrainRantsThis flash fiction photo prompt caused a quick piece to just jump right into my head. No surprises here, I suppose – it’s Science Fiction. The good news is you get a break Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 7th Ed.
Posted in Flash Fiction, Writing with tags blog, braising, flash fiction, writing on January 15, 2015 by BrainRantsI decided to do another Flash Fiction today because the inspiration picture sparked an idea. For some reason, it fit right in with the recent research I’ve done to develop the outline for the next Continue reading
Belated Bragging
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Writing with tags awesome, beer, blog, editing, fiction, humor, life, NaNoWriMo, news, random, writing on January 14, 2015 by BrainRants
Almost two months ago, I accomplished something and I’m just now getting around to bragging about that shit. Leave it to my microscopic attention span and overbooked calendar. I had shelves to build and other stuff to do, like reorganize Continue reading
Shit I Said Out Loud #10
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags awesome, beer, boobs, common sense, crocs, humor, logic, Mario Batali, millennial, random, Sam Elliott, silver fox, words, WTF on January 10, 2015 by BrainRantsOh. Yeah hi there. It’s been a while (since my time in Kharjackistan) since I’ve posted an official Shit I Said Out Loud. Pardon the interruption, but Continue reading
Winter Fucking Sucks Again
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags bus, Candy Crush, Dunkin Donuts, Game of Thrones, metro, rant, weather, winter on January 8, 2015 by BrainRantsWhen I unassed Kansas to relocate to Virginia I fostered a dim hope that getting out of the Midwest (a.k.a., Continue reading
The Rest of the Year
Posted in Humor, Random with tags humor, jackwagon, new year, office humor, random, tards, witty motherfuckers on December 31, 2014 by BrainRantsI have a low-level curiosity. I work in an environment where on December 31st, everyone leaves the office and says Continue reading


