I’m not used to this new climate, location or anything related to shit that falls out of the sky by ‘normal’ definition. In spite of that, I’m pissed… I know, big news, right? Anyway, I’ve watched snow fall all goddamn fucking day. Continue reading
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Winter… It Still Sucks Balls
Posted in Awesome, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, fuck me, humor, life, rant, snow, statute of limitations, winter, winter sucks, WTF on February 21, 2015 by BrainRantsWinter Fucking Sucks Again
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags bus, Candy Crush, Dunkin Donuts, Game of Thrones, metro, rant, weather, winter on January 8, 2015 by BrainRantsWhen I unassed Kansas to relocate to Virginia I fostered a dim hope that getting out of the Midwest (a.k.a., Continue reading
Winter Fucking Sucks
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, humor, life, rant, weather, winter on January 11, 2014 by BrainRantsI received an interesting note from my uncle, who typically uses Reply All and then hits the Forward button on anything he finds either Continue reading
Random Thought #33
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought with tags humor, life, pee, penis, random, random thought, winter on February 20, 2012 by BrainRantsAs we get deep into winter again, I wonder if anyone else is bothered by pissing outdoors with 3 inches of warm clothes on but only 2 inches of shrinkage-induced dick? Because sometimes you just have to.
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