Random Thought #33
As we get deep into winter again, I wonder if anyone else is bothered by pissing outdoors with 3 inches of warm clothes on but only 2 inches of shrinkage-induced dick? Because sometimes you just have to.
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BrainRants 
February 20, 2012 at 02:11
Have you been drinking? This is not generally something I worry about as I have different plumbing than you.
February 20, 2012 at 07:21
Well it is a gender-specific concern.
February 20, 2012 at 05:49
I don’t worry about this either because I don’t live where three inches of warm clothing is required. Oh, and also because of what Jamie said.
February 20, 2012 at 07:22
Yeah, and my comment there applies.
February 20, 2012 at 06:08
Nope, doesn’t bother me either.
😉
February 20, 2012 at 07:22
*sigh*
Clearly an ill-advised post.
February 20, 2012 at 07:06
Not a problem here, either. I couldn’t bring myself to “like” this one; I was afraid it would imply I was liking your anatomical condition rather than liking your freedom of thought in communicating the notion of universal human plight. Oh, okay, wth…so long as it’s known that is what I am liking, I will like it. Now, ladies…we have other temperature indicators which can sometimes be problematic, n’est-ce pas?
February 20, 2012 at 07:23
No mis-intent taken. Don’t worry.
February 21, 2012 at 01:31
A-oo-gah! Oh, excuse me.
February 20, 2012 at 07:25
I live in the deep south so I don’t have to worry about that much. When it does snow I’m still (after 4 decades) amazed by the steam and mad that my name’s so long I can’t write it all before running out of piss.
February 20, 2012 at 07:29
Then just try ‘Jon’ in bold.
February 21, 2012 at 01:32
Haha
February 21, 2012 at 04:58
And you can pee “Itchy.”
February 21, 2012 at 05:57
As long as that’s not how it actually comes out, I’m cool.
February 21, 2012 at 06:01
True.
February 20, 2012 at 09:40
Not much of a concern in my part of the country. IF we get snow and IF it manages to accumulate I don’t go outside. It will melt and go away by the next day. I usually have enough food and beverages to last 24 hours and since snow is so rare everyone closes for the day anyway. Not so much because we can’t drive on the 0.32″ but because it’s a convenient excuse to not work.
February 20, 2012 at 10:48
Must be nice.
February 20, 2012 at 09:45
I can’t say I’ve ever had that specific problem, bru. But I feel for ya.
February 20, 2012 at 10:48
Thanks.
February 20, 2012 at 10:40
…..yeah, therapy time brain. Off you go.
February 20, 2012 at 10:47
*laughing*
February 20, 2012 at 11:05
I’d apply for some sort of subsidy/seasonal disability payment.
February 20, 2012 at 19:22
Wouldn’t that make me part of the problem?
February 21, 2012 at 08:13
Only for everyone else!
February 21, 2012 at 09:28
Kinda goes against my nature…
February 20, 2012 at 16:06
Ironically, it takes a big man to admit he has a small penis. I don’t usually piss outdoors, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
February 20, 2012 at 19:37
Uh huh. Yeah, that. Obviously your statement is true – you don’t go outside much. Either that or your mastery of English and idiom is failing you with the term, “shrinkage.”
February 21, 2012 at 01:36
Uhoh getting defensive. 😉
February 21, 2012 at 04:59
Not particularly.
February 21, 2012 at 13:47
I guess it bothers you more than you let on.
February 21, 2012 at 14:14
No, just zero interest in sparring with someone who’d stoop to Little Dick jokes on someone’s blog. Because wrestling with pigs only results in two things: the pig being happy, and me getting muddy.
February 21, 2012 at 17:42
Dude, yeah, you’re so above things like that. For example, you’d never call me a pig, not even indirectly. Roll eyes. Have a nice day. Stockpile kegs of yourself.
February 21, 2012 at 20:13
By the way, speaking of mastery of English, your two-sentence post contains a Little Dick joke. My joke didn’t come out of the blue. But I guess your standards of conduct don’t apply to you – just other people. I’m out.
February 22, 2012 at 07:30
Whoa, how did this turn serious? I’m getting scared. Why are mommy and daddy fighting?
February 21, 2012 at 01:34
LOL
February 22, 2012 at 14:09
OK boys play nice! Why does it always turn into a p—ing match with men?