I got inspired to start this series by Rarasaur, the eminent and awesome blogger on the bloggy bloggish blogosphere-arium. She did a post of odds and ends of her life that Continue reading
Weird Shit That I Have – 01
Posted in Awesome, My Weird Shit, Random with tags awesome, freak, humor, random, rant, weird shit, WTF on January 16, 2014 by BrainRantsShitting In Public Sucks – Starring That Guy
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags ass, defecation, humor, life, poo, rant, shit, WTF on January 14, 2014 by BrainRantsI’ve Ranted about urinal etiquette before, so you have to have expected the sequel on #2. Part Two for Number Two, if you will. Yes, I’m ranting about how I dearly loathe shitting in public. Sadly, all of this screed is inspired by a well-maintained Continue reading
Winter Fucking Sucks
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, humor, life, rant, weather, winter on January 11, 2014 by BrainRantsI received an interesting note from my uncle, who typically uses Reply All and then hits the Forward button on anything he finds either Continue reading
Rantswers® 5.3
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags American Pie, awesome, Ford, humor, random, Rantswers on January 10, 2014 by BrainRantsHere is the long awaited (by some of you more impatient fans) conclusion to Rantswers® 5.0. Again, this round Continue reading
Rantswers® 5.2
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, humor, random, Rantswers, sex on January 9, 2014 by BrainRantsAs promised, today brings the second in the series of Rantswers® for the glorious and awesome fifth iteration in that effort to keep you involved and Continue reading
Rantswers® 5.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, humor, random, Rantswers, zombie apocalypse on January 8, 2014 by BrainRantsI had such an amazing response to the Rantswers 5.0® this month that I’ll have to break this down into Continue reading
Rantswers® 5.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags answer, awesome, blog, humor, random, Rantswers on January 6, 2014 by BrainRants
Aaaaugghhh!
I’ve obviously been off the wagon of regular Rantswers® given everything I’ve been loaded down with the past couple of months. The good news is, most of the major muscle movements are over with, and I can see light at the end of the tunnel and relax for about a day. After that, I’m sure the Army will, in its infinite wisdom, move me again. But, on with the Rantswers®!
A quick review of the rules:
* You see this post, are fascinated, and want some humorous abuse from me. Perhaps you have a serious question, either type or both is fine.
* You scroll on down and post your question using the comment feature.
* Rants (uhm, me) reads and swings for the fence when he answers.
* You watch your subscription emails or the reader and stand by for the follow up. When you see the Rantswers® coming, you return, immediately hit the ‘like’ button, and enjoy the asshattery.
* Rantswers® happens monthly, generally around mid-month. Or when I want. Or both.
* Serious questions, as noted above, are allowed but if you desire a sincere answer please indicate as such, or you’ll get a Rantswer®. They look the same but taste different.
This month, Rantswers® will close comments at midnight on Wednesday the 8th of January. Email write-ins and late entries will be mocked and derided callously.
Ready? Go!
Yellow Snow
Posted in Army, Awesome, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Army, awesome, beer, blog, humor, life, rant, WTF, yellow snow on January 4, 2014 by BrainRantsI think it was Archon who gave us the gentle yet dead-blow hammer reminder lately to not eat yellow snow. Maybe it was Frosty the SnowMan… or both. Later on, Erickson demonstrated why, though that excursion might have been due to Continue reading
Happy Fucking New Year
Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, History, Random with tags Afghanistan, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, deployment, history, humor, life, random on December 31, 2013 by BrainRantsI should be happy that I’m getting a fresh, new year to mangle. I’m unsure Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Awesome Oriental Soup
Posted in Awesome, Food with tags awesome, cooking, food, humor, soup on December 30, 2013 by BrainRantsThis awesomesauce – almost literally – is something that has now been reviewed by my bestie as well as none other than MamaRants. Both returned Continue reading
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