We all have hated upon our autocorrect when texting, emailing or other text-based functions on our allegedly-smart phones. “Fuck you, Autocorrect!” we scream from our Continue reading
What Your Autocorrect Says About You
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags awesome, bacon, beer, fuck you autocorrect, humor, random, rant, words, WTF on February 20, 2014 by BrainRantsRantswers® 6.3
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, blog, humor, rant, Rantswers on February 17, 2014 by BrainRantsGood morning. Or as I prefer, ‘Morning.’ Not usually much good about them. Feeling Presidential today? That’s okay, neither is he Continue reading
Rantswers® 6.2
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags ammo, awesome, blog, H.E. Ellis, humor, random, rant, Rantswers, relationships, Stephen Hawking on February 16, 2014 by BrainRantsHeeeeyyy, whaaazzzup? Yeah, that. Okay, so here is the second of three installments Continue reading
Rantswers® 6.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags geek, humor, nerd, random, rant, Rantswers on February 15, 2014 by BrainRantsThe sixth cycle of Rantswers® got such another overwhelming response I’ll have to break this shit down into three separate posts again. I’m not complaining Continue reading
Rantswers® 6.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags awesome, humor, random, Rantswers, what is on February 12, 2014 by BrainRantsHere we go with the sixth cycle of Rantswers®! I was taking a dump the other day and realized Continue reading
Weird Shit That I Have – 02
Posted in Awesome, Humor, My Weird Shit, Random with tags awesome, bacon, blog, clamp, cumshot bait, humor, random, weird shit on February 9, 2014 by BrainRantsIn this series of posts that highlight the bizzare shit I’ve accumulated Continue reading
Bigotry Sucks
Posted in History, Random, Rant with tags bigot, blog, Coca Cola's Super Bowl XLVIII commercial, fail, life, news, random, rant, WTF on February 4, 2014 by BrainRantsYou know by now I exist in a fairly cloistered little world here in my military bubble. It takes effort to poke Continue reading
My Shoulders Suck
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags blog, doctor, fail, humor, life, news, rotator cuff on January 31, 2014 by BrainRantsHere is some more medical buffoonery that yours truly has enjoyed over the past two months. I know Continue reading
Random Thought #63
Posted in Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags fail, life, random, random thought, rant on January 30, 2014 by BrainRantsI love it when I realize my expectations will always exceed my accomplishments. Good way to stay humble.
What The Hell Does This Mean?
Posted in Humor, Random with tags blog, humor, random, rant, WTF on January 29, 2014 by BrainRantsThis keeps happening to me. Someone, for the love of all things Bacon, please tell me what goes on when Continue reading
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