I’m getting some serious mobility back in my shoulder with the kind help of the sadists in the Physical Therapy chamber over at the hospital. More on that one, with some Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 2nd Ed.
Posted in Awesome, Random, Writing with tags blog, flash fiction, random, writing on March 19, 2014 by BrainRantsShit Mama Rants Said – 01
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags awesome, cling wrap, cooking, humor, MamaRants Says, random on March 15, 2014 by BrainRantsConversational snippet while cleaning up after a major meal:
RANTS: “I hate cling wrap.”
MAMA RANTS: “Me too! Some Chinese guy invented that shit.”
I was left completely speechless. You go, Mama Rants. You just go.
First Flash Fiction
Posted in Awesome, Random, Writing with tags blog, flash fiction, random, writing on March 12, 2014 by BrainRantsSo surgery slowed me down – a lot. I can already manage an hour or so of two-handed typing. Since the Big Reveal that I’m writing, it follows that Continue reading
Ouch
Posted in Home, Rant with tags blog, humor, life, medical, news, rant, surgery on March 11, 2014 by BrainRantsIf you noticed my comment replies were short on my last post, you’d be correct. I just enjoyed orthoscopic surgery Continue reading
Nerd
Posted in Awesome, History with tags awesome, blog, Carl Sagan, Cosmos, life, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, nerd, rant, science on March 10, 2014 by BrainRantsA long time ago, in this galaxy, not so damn far away, a young kid who just earned a pair of glasses sat and watched Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Beef Stroganoff
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor with tags awesome, cooking, food, humor, life, stroganoff on March 7, 2014 by BrainRantsI made this the other weekend on a late-breaking change of mind and the experience reminded me of just how wonderfully filling and decadent this heartstopper Continue reading
Road Trip
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Travel with tags awesome, bacon, food, road trip, sex, travel on March 2, 2014 by BrainRantsQuestion for you: Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger? For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading
Random Thought #64
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags awesome, bubbles, farts, humor, quantum physics, random, random thought on February 28, 2014 by BrainRantsTiny farts and knowledge of physics sucks, because you understand surface tension and partial pressure. That’s what makes the asscrack sweat make the unpoppable bubble of fart jammed deep up your ass.
Who’s Stupid? Arizona, Or…?
Posted in Politics, Random, Rant with tags Arizona, ass, Constitution, discrimination, douchebag, gay rights, Jan Brewer, rant on February 26, 2014 by BrainRantsSomeone help me out here. I’ve tracked the recent headlines about the beyond-questionable proposed law put before Governor Jan Brewer Continue reading
I Love Fucking With The Man
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, ass, blog, fucks not given, humor, Power Point, rant on February 24, 2014 by BrainRantsDon’t believe the title? Well, I do. Why? Because I have little future in the Army so I’m going to have fun with what Continue reading
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