Random Thought #64
Tiny farts and knowledge of physics sucks, because you understand surface tension and partial pressure. That’s what makes the asscrack sweat make the unpoppable bubble of fart jammed deep up your ass.
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BrainRants 
February 28, 2014 at 06:39
Ouch and bloat.
February 28, 2014 at 07:38
Or something like it.
February 28, 2014 at 07:48
Right…til it escapes one way or another.
February 28, 2014 at 16:23
It’s inevitable.
March 1, 2014 at 11:47
Could be worse…could be a shart.
March 1, 2014 at 15:56
Eeew.
March 1, 2014 at 16:30
Sorry, didn’t realize that would gross you out.
March 1, 2014 at 22:28
Not grossed… but stinky is stinky.
February 28, 2014 at 08:26
Um…wut?
February 28, 2014 at 16:24
Fart bubbles.
February 28, 2014 at 16:29
Stinky.
February 28, 2014 at 16:30
Always.
February 28, 2014 at 08:27
Funny. Yesterday I was looking for some sound fx of wind blowing to use in a scene. My google search gave me a large array of “wind” sounds including “squishy” farts, “wet” farts, “string cheese” farts, “lawn mower” farts, “oopsy daisy” farts, “rigid” farts, “motor bike” farts and more… Who knew?
February 28, 2014 at 16:26
I get all those except ‘rigid.’
March 4, 2014 at 06:43
Buhahaha! Though poop-joke are abhorrent but you crack me up! :’D
March 4, 2014 at 08:37
Poop jokes are universally funny because everyone poops… and thanks!
March 15, 2014 at 09:30
urgh! nope! nope! no…
March 15, 2014 at 11:03
We kinda do…
March 16, 2014 at 10:51
Hahahah! I meant they are not always funny.. but i see what you did there :’D
I have to hand it to you..
March 16, 2014 at 10:58
Thanks!
February 28, 2014 at 08:59
Really really hilarious.
(Dogs, though, know no shame)
February 28, 2014 at 16:27
True.
February 28, 2014 at 13:10
You are so eloquent Rants!
February 28, 2014 at 16:28
I try.
February 28, 2014 at 13:10
La, La, La, La! (Fingers in ears.) 😀
February 28, 2014 at 16:29
You can’t unhhear it!
February 28, 2014 at 16:59
eeeww!
February 28, 2014 at 17:00
Yep, like that.
March 1, 2014 at 21:32
Never have so few words explained so much.
March 1, 2014 at 22:27
So painfully true.
March 3, 2014 at 03:06
Sure this can be unheard. All you have to do is bang your head against the wall until it becomes squishy. The head or the wall, no preference. :p
March 3, 2014 at 13:02
I laughed at this. There are many soft wall spots in my house.