Twisted Fictioneer Interview with BrainRants

Posted in Random on December 27, 2013 by BrainRants

I recently had the opportunity to join a long, long roster of bloggers who are participating in a writing / blogging effort, all for a good cause. I wrote an… interesting… short story that will be forthcoming. In the meantime, visit H.E. Ellis’ page and see the interview! I am officially Twisted!

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Santa-Claus--5767Today we begin our series of interviews with THE TWISTED FICTIONEERS, a group of authors who collaborate on charity writing projects such as ICONIC INTERVIEWSand F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES.Every Wednesday and Saturday we will feature an interview from a different author who has contributed to our writing ventures.

Since today is Christmas I thought it fitting to interview the man who started it all. From his portrayal of a sauced and surly Santa Claus in ICONIC INTERVIEWS to his sometimes caustic, ever rantastic blog(s), to his upcoming take on Jack and the Beanstalk for F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES: Volume II, it seems there’s nothing this blogger can’t or won’t rant about.

So grab a beer and don’t spare the bacon because we’re about to spend Christmas with:

BrainRants

When did you know you wanted to be a writer?

I’ve wanted to write since I was SmallRants. I’m…

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Random Thought #62

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , on December 23, 2013 by BrainRants

I am God’s chew toy.

Oh F*cking Canada!

Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Politics, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , on December 12, 2013 by BrainRants

So after about five-thousand hours of working my Army day job plus my other hamster wheel activities, I finally see some light at the end of the do-loop tunnel and what is it? Continue reading

Five Hundred

Posted in Awesome, Best, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 7, 2013 by BrainRants

This is my five-hundredth post.  Yay.  Hooray for blogging.

A close friend sent me this link to make me laugh.  It did, and it also made me think of this very blog.  Enjoy!

Best Part:

“Boy cat, girl cat… E-I-E-I-O…”

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Please remember that today is Pearl Harbor Day.

Where The F*ck Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 5, 2013 by BrainRants

I’ve had a lot of kind notes and comments from The Blogosphere asking me exactly what Continue reading

Cookin’ With Rants: Italian Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , on November 11, 2013 by BrainRants

Hold on to your colons, people.  I have an awesome recipe for y’all here today.  This comes to me via a good friend who wishes to remain anonymous.  Suffice it to say Continue reading

Daylight

Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , on November 5, 2013 by BrainRants

I really wanted to back this post out yesterday.  However, in my addled and sleep-interrupted state I could barely remember my own name and felt grateful that I’d remembered to put on pants before showing up for work.  You see, steady readers, a perfect storm of events – Continue reading

Random Thought #61

Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , on October 24, 2013 by BrainRants

Holy awesomesauce fuck-chunks!  Last night I tried on and comfortably wore a pair of Levi’s 501’s I got my junior year of high school.  Fuck yeah!

Rantswers® 4.2

Posted in Random on October 23, 2013 by BrainRants

And now for the second of two installments of the Fourth and Famous iteration of Rantswers®, the awesomesauciest reader-interactive Q&A that informs and entertains, and occasionally offends.  See this link for the previous set of Rantswers®, Continue reading

Rantswers® 4.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 21, 2013 by BrainRants

I had a great response this month with my Rantswers® to be sure.  I think my advice – and abuse – is doing some real good for a few Continue reading

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