Here we are, heading into the fourth installment of Rantswers®, the awesome and interactive blog event where I come up with answers to your questions in my bubbly, Continue reading
Rantswers® 4.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, humor, life, news, random, rant, Rantswers, WTF on October 18, 2013 by BrainRantsRandom Thought #60
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags cigarette lighter, humor, life, random, random thought, rant on October 11, 2013 by BrainRantsDropping your cigarette lighter in the toilet, pre-flush.
How fucking frustrating is that?
A Lurid Tale of Military Weapons Development
Posted in Army, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Army, bacon, beer, blog, humor, life, news, random, rant, travel, war, WTF on October 8, 2013 by BrainRantsGo on over to Long Awkward Pause and check out my twisted screed. I am, apparently, spreading like a fungus.
So I am supposed to write something – whatever pops into my defective head – upon seeing this picture. To be honest, my head about exploded, because Awesome Robot, and because Awesome Safe Sex. Actually, the second one not so much or so awesome, because No Junk Access (JA). Junk Access is important during sex, or so I seem to recall. I digress…Okay, I’ll stop bullshitting, because if you’ve landed here then you’re probably an Olympic-Class Bullshitter (OCB) yourself. Sort of like Howard the ‘Tard (HtT).
I have to admit, Chris found a photo of me. Yes, I know, but I think we all know that Rants (uhm, Me) is a more mature yet less refined blogger who happens to be in the Army. This picture caused me some bemused anal leakage (age issue) and muted pride, which I immediately destroyed (the pride, not the leakage) because Army team players…
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Thanks For Nothing, Congress
Posted in Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, douchebag, fail, government shutdown, humor, lame Congress, life, news, politics, rant, zombie apocalypse on October 1, 2013 by BrainRantsNobody should be surprised that I’m so disgusted right now I could vomit. A government shut down forced by two squabbling, childish, spoiled sides of what is supposed to be an elected body of our representatives. In other words, they’re supposed to be looking out for our interests, not theirs. Can they do this? Continue reading
Rantionary: “I” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, humor, I, life, random, rantionary, words on September 28, 2013 by BrainRantsGood morning, Awesome Rants Army Readerhood! Yeah, I said good morning so you know my shit is fake. In social situations, I always just say, “Morning,” through gritted teeth as if stating the fact that it is morning. I rarely see much good about the fact. I’ve made sure my duty is done and ensured the Sun Continue reading
Paingod
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, broken bones, fail, humor, Legos, life, Mark-19, pain, Paingod, random, rant on September 26, 2013 by BrainRantsThis blog post is inspired by another recent post (well, at this point, sort-of recent) by Madame Weebles. Visit it and understand the pain she experienced in memorializing her cat, Pickles. Awesome ink, by the way. Anyway, in the commentary orgy that followed I nearly took over the poor woman’s post, so I elected to Continue reading
Rantswers 3.2
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF, zombie apocalypse on September 18, 2013 by BrainRantsAnd here is the second of two installments of Rantswers® Third Edition. I have to shout out to my loyal readers, even the pester-y ones, for the success Continue reading
Rantswers 3.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, Rantswers, WTF, zombie apocalypse on September 16, 2013 by BrainRantsWithout any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading
Long Awkward Pause and Stupid Dental Questions
Posted in Random on September 15, 2013 by BrainRantsEva has an interesting site centered on dental issues. Because, hey, teeth! She hit up the Long Awkward Pause crew, which I’m honored to be a waterboy for, with some dental-hygiene-specific questions. See how amazing bloggers will grunge-fuck simple questions! Please click through to Eva’s site!
Rantswers 3.0
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, humor, life, news, rant, Rantswers on September 14, 2013 by BrainRantsHere we are, heading into the third installment of Rantswers®, the awesome and interactive blog event where I come up with Continue reading
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