Cooking With Rants: Crock Pot Wonders #2 – Made-Rights

Posted in Awesome, Best, Food, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 7, 2013 by BrainRants

This is an old (based on my saggy-man-boob-ancient body)(yeah, I suck) recipe from my childhood that Mama Rants used to make frequently for dinners Continue reading

Random Thought #59

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2013 by BrainRants

I found this today.  This summarizes the Rants Creative Process:

Aaaaugghhh!

Aaaaugghhh!

Yes, I type with my forehead a lot.

Six Word War

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, History, Random, The Suck with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 28, 2013 by BrainRants

I was trolling the web and came across an interesting story about a fellow brother-in-arms.  It seems this former Marine decided to leverage the power of the internet to communicate Continue reading

Drunken Twittering…

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 23, 2013 by BrainRants

Yeah.  So my good friend and blogging buddy, Twindaddy, recently availed himself of a significant life change.  Afterwards, standing victorious over the slain bones and juicy fragments of his enemas… uhm, enemies, he threw down his keyboard gauntlet in a challenge of bloggetary proportions, albeit Continue reading

Random Thought #58

Posted in Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , on August 23, 2013 by BrainRants

There is a very fine line between eating a Girl Scout Cookie and eating a Girl Scout’s Cookie. Grammar and punctuation are very important. Make sure you know the difference. Fourteen might be the new sixteen, but it will still get you twenty to twenty-five, you sick fuck.

Rantswers 2.2

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2013 by BrainRants

Here’s the breathless, exciting conclusion to our second round of Rantswers®!  Thanks to all Continue reading

Rantswers 2.1

Posted in Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 19, 2013 by BrainRants

All right, Rants Army, here’s the Rantswers for the second round of my advice/punishment column where I take on any and all reader questions.  Another great month Continue reading

Go Here, If You Have Half A Heart

Posted in Random on August 18, 2013 by BrainRants

Just go here:

Hannah

If you can contribute, please do. I cannot stand the thought of a child suffering, because I swore to help prevent that kind of thing, but I did not become a doctor – I picked the Army… and for all my military skill, I cannot shoot cancer through the fucking head.  God damn me.

Rantswers 2.0

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 16, 2013 by BrainRants

Hey everyone, it’s time for more Rantswers!®  I can hardly believe that almost a month has passed since the kick-off session with Rantswers 1.0.  But, entropy only goes in one direction, even if Neil DeGrasse Tyson Continue reading

Random Thought #57

Posted in Cats, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 13, 2013 by BrainRants

I had an interesting moment with my soon-to-be-ex cat.  Ever had a string Continue reading

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