I’ve commemorated the stupidity of our fellow human Earth-occupants several times here. I call him “That Guy” in my characteristically un-PC way. My last one was in 2014, and probably my most Continue reading
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That Guy: Dog-Walker-Tard
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags dog shit, epic stupidity, idiots, shit, that guy, twatwaffle on March 23, 2018 by BrainRantsRandom Thought #71
Posted in Awesome, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags bros, shit, shitting in public, toilets, weird on February 28, 2018 by BrainRantsIf you must – like, have to – break protocol and converse with someone in a public restroom while backing out a hairy groaner of a dump, do not use the word, ‘bro.‘ To wit, “Sorry, I’ll be just a minute, bro.”
No. Don’t.
The Sweet Taste of Shit
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Rant with tags birds, Coors Lite, drinking shit, eating shit, lawn care, scatalogical shit, shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit on July 24, 2015 by BrainRantsStand back, because this is the kind of thing that truly – truly – can only happen to me. You actually might want to sit down. Ready? I can wait, because Continue reading
Shitting In Public Sucks – Starring That Guy
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags ass, defecation, humor, life, poo, rant, shit, WTF on January 14, 2014 by BrainRantsI’ve Ranted about urinal etiquette before, so you have to have expected the sequel on #2. Part Two for Number Two, if you will. Yes, I’m ranting about how I dearly loathe shitting in public. Sadly, all of this screed is inspired by a well-maintained Continue reading
Random Thought #57
Posted in Cats, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags ass, awesome, blog, cat, humor, life, random, random thought, shit, string on August 13, 2013 by BrainRantsI had an interesting moment with my soon-to-be-ex cat. Ever had a string Continue reading
A Type-5A Guy In A Type-B Situation
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags anal, beard, beer, blog, Disturbed, humor, life, peeps, shit, sleep, WalMart on April 18, 2012 by BrainRantsOne unifying theme to most Army officers is that we’re all Type-A’s. Some of us worse than others, granted, but of course you have to read the one blog of the one guy who is just a bit past the “normal” reading on the trusty “WTF-o-Scope.” Anyway, I’ve mentioned that I’m on leave, which basically means Continue reading
Sick Search Terms #4
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Sick Search Terms with tags ass, blog, humor, life, search terms, shit on April 14, 2012 by BrainRantsToday I’m rolling out the fourth installment of search terms that lead to my site. I continue to find some of these quite disturbing. Admittedly, though, I’m sure the sick fucks who type this into their search engines find me equally Continue reading
A Fitting But Unpleasant End
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant, Travel, Worst with tags airplane bathrooms, ass, blog, humor, life, shit, travel on March 11, 2012 by BrainRantsI know, I know, I’ve kept on saying this many times here before: this is my last damn trip for this current assignment / job. Now, I know for certain that it is. Just because I say so. A few posts back I made some notes about my recent trip to Arizona for a design review, and yes, this will be my last Continue reading
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