I just returned from my inaugural trip after Afghanistan II on the Army’s behest to go forth and do… stuff. This one took me to Continue reading
Adventures In Jerseyland
Posted in Army, Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags Army, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, douchebag, fail, Fred, humor, life, New Jersey, news, Philadelphia, random, rant, sex, travel, WTF on August 10, 2013 by BrainRantsCooking With Rants: Curried Cauliflower
Posted in Awesome, Food, Random with tags awesome, bacon, blog, boner, cauliflower, curry, food, Hotspur sucks, humor, life, news, random on August 9, 2013 by BrainRantsHey! Hey, you! *taps on car door window* Wake up, in there!
Yes, I’m pandering to my typical Rants Army crowd Continue reading
Only In ‘Murrica
Posted in Random on August 4, 2013 by BrainRantsPlease check out “Long Awkward Pause.” The idea of Chris DeVoss, I am now associated with him and five other outstanding bloggers. Today is my inaugural post among this esteemed and talented crowd.
First I want to say thanks to Chris DeVoss and all the other awesome bloggers here on A Long Awkward Pause. It’s always humbling to be invited to write by others, especially when they do it so much better than you. Chris sent me my first topic: Twinkies. My reply was something like, “WTF?” but here we are, and here we go.
What can you say about Twinkies? I mean really? Even before I transitioned to my rabbit food diet, I never liked the disgusting little turd-shaped… whatever they are. The package says they’re cakes, but I’m not convinced. Also, I have a problem with putting things in my mouth bearing the description, “cream-filled.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just not for me.
I was suffering through my sentence in Kabul, Afghanistan, when the epic news of the demise of the Twinkie broke. I watched with…
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Rantionary: “H” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, H, humor, life, rant, rantionary, words on August 3, 2013 by BrainRantsAfter the second Reader-Sourced Rantionary installment you all had to know the next hellacious letter in my twisted, fictional alphabet was due to drop like a Continue reading
Rantionary: Reader-Provided Words Part 2
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rantionary with tags awesome, blog, humor, internet, life, news, random, rantionary, reader feedback, words on August 2, 2013 by BrainRantsHey! Wake up! It’s time for another installment of Reader-Provided Rantionary® Words! Today, friends, neighbors and Cañadians (because mainly that’s who reads me according to my stats), I’m dropping Continue reading
Random Thought #56
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, awesome, bacon, balls, beer, blog, boxers, fail, humor, life, ouch, pain, random, rant, sex, underwear, WTF, zombie apocalypse on July 28, 2013 by BrainRantsHidden drawback to boxers: Occasionally – most often when getting in your car – you sit on your own balls.
A Long Awkward Pause
Posted in Random on July 27, 2013 by BrainRantsHey there, Rants Army. You need to drop your… outward reproductive organs, and grab your… woven cloth foot-sheaths that shield your tender feet from Continue reading
Rantswers – 1.3
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, humor, internet, life, news, random, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF on July 26, 2013 by BrainRantsWhen I posted the first Rantswers® piece a few days ago, your response was so overwhelming that I had to break my replies into three separate posts. Here’s the final Continue reading
Rantswers – 1.2
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, fail, humor, life, news, random, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF on July 24, 2013 by BrainRantsYou all can relax now, because here’s the second installment of Rantswers®, which you all contributed to Continue reading
Rantswers – 1.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags Army, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, fail, food, humor, internet, life, news, politics, porn, random, rant, Rantswers, sex, WTF, zombie apocalypse on July 22, 2013 by BrainRantsI posted a Rantswers® piece a few days ago, and got an awesome response… this will be a three-part Rantswer® to all of your awesomesauce Continue reading
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