Aaaaugghhh!
I’ve obviously been off the wagon of regular Rantswers® given everything I’ve been loaded down with the past couple of months. The good news is, most of the major muscle movements are over with, and I can see light at the end of the tunnel and relax for about a day. After that, I’m sure the Army will, in its infinite wisdom, move me again. But, on with the Rantswers®!
A quick review of the rules:
* You see this post, are fascinated, and want some humorous abuse from me. Perhaps you have a serious question, either type or both is fine.
* You scroll on down and post your question using the comment feature.
* Rants (uhm, me) reads and swings for the fence when he answers.
* You watch your subscription emails or the reader and stand by for the follow up. When you see the Rantswers® coming, you return, immediately hit the ‘like’ button, and enjoy the asshattery.
* Rantswers® happens monthly, generally around mid-month. Or when I want. Or both.
* Serious questions, as noted above, are allowed but if you desire a sincere answer please indicate as such, or you’ll get a Rantswer®. They look the same but taste different.
This month, Rantswers® will close comments at midnight on Wednesday the 8th of January. Email write-ins and late entries will be mocked and derided callously.
Ready? Go!
BrainRants 