Here are Pensitivity101’s ten questions from last week. What do you make of these?
1. Airag
Most automobiles have inflatable, pillow-like devices that pop out to protect you in case of a collision. Cheap Communist crap cars like Ladas, and Yugos, and Dacias just have a Kleenex-type dispenser that provides a tissue to mop up any bodily fluids.
2. Balut
It’s the finest and most expensive type of caviar
3. Beondegi
Would it be possible to have pancakes, waffles, or oatmeal for breakfast occasionally, instead of always scrambled, fried, boiled or poached??!
4. Durian
Is a brand of condoms that have a strange, sharp odor,
5. Escamoles
People who live in igloos
6. Hákarl
Ceremonial suicide in Japan, to satisfy “Honour.” Any lazy coward who would choose death, rather than atonement and reparation, is little-missed.
7. Khash
It’s money in Afghanistan, based on camels and goats, instead of gold or silver
8. Salo
That’s a ring around the toilet bowl. A little Toilet Duck™, a stiff brush, and some incentive can quickly get rid of it. So far, I’m 2 for 3. 😮
9. Scrapple
That’s the full-contact, martial-arts version of the popular alphabet-based board game, that I play with some of the more irritating in-laws.
10. Stargazey Pie
It’s a stoner dessert dish with a hash-brownie bottom crust. Finish a good-sized piece, and you’ll just lie back, staring up at the sky, muttering shit like, “Totally tubular, dude.”

