Questionable Fibbing Friday

Here are Pensitivity101’s ten questions from last week. What do you make of these?

1. Airag

Most automobiles have inflatable, pillow-like devices that pop out to protect you in case of a collision.  Cheap Communist crap cars like Ladas, and Yugos, and Dacias just have a Kleenex-type dispenser that provides a tissue to mop up any bodily fluids.

2.   Balut

It’s the finest and most expensive type of caviar

3.   Beondegi

Would it be possible to have pancakes, waffles, or oatmeal for breakfast occasionally, instead of always scrambled, fried, boiled or poached??!

4.   Durian

Is a brand of condoms that have a strange, sharp odor,

5.   Escamoles

People who live in igloos

6.   Hákarl

Ceremonial suicide in Japan, to satisfy “Honour.”  Any lazy coward who would choose death, rather than atonement and reparation, is little-missed.

7.   Khash

It’s money in Afghanistan, based on camels and goats, instead of gold or silver

8.   Salo

That’s a ring around the toilet bowl.  A little Toilet Duck™, a stiff brush, and some incentive can quickly get rid of it.  So far, I’m 2 for 3.  😮

9.   Scrapple

That’s the full-contact, martial-arts version of the popular alphabet-based board game, that I play with some of the more irritating in-laws.

10. Stargazey Pie

It’s a stoner dessert dish with a hash-brownie bottom crust.  Finish a good-sized piece, and you’ll just lie back, staring up at the sky, muttering shit like, “Totally tubular, dude.”