Last week Pensitivity101 had a guest fib master, as our questions were supplied by Melissa Lemay. Thanks Melissa! You can check her blog out here.

What do you think these mean/are?

1. Biscotza
   You dirty, rotten skunk!! You never told me about these delectable, delicious Amish treats – tasty, crispy biscuits – from the French, bis (two, or twice), and cuit (cooked). You are forgiven, because, while they are a boon to my tongue, they are a bane to my waist.
2.  Blabbermaul
   There’s a difference between tact and truth.  You can say nothing and be thought a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.  While out in public, there is no reason to make any of our business, any of their business.  Silence is golden.  Please reconnect the brake lines on your tongue.

3.  Brutz – are a couple of bottles of a particularly obnoxious men’s cologne.

4.  Buss – is the short yellow vehicle that only a small percentage of American students used to ride to their special, collegiate schools in.  Now, the special students are the ones with three digit IQs.
Don’t confuse my son by telling him you flew to Australia for your vacation.  Australia is an island!  You can’t fly there!   😮
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5.  Doplich – is when an Amish girl is given cunnilingus.

6.  Schnickelfritz – is a Germanic Dennis the Menace who is part of the unholy trinity of excessive alcohol intake mascots at our local Oktoberfest.  His father is Bavarian beer-barreled Onkel Hans.  His mother is schnapps-soaked Tante Friedl, and his pet is the Distelfink, (thistle finch) which is only visible at the bottom of an empty beer keg

7.  Strubbly – is how the first stein of foamy Bavarian beer looks.  So many German men have large, bushy moustaches, because it acts as a fertilizer.

8.  Glickleck – I am happy that it’s fortunate I know this is a hardy species of lizard that inhabits southern Germany and Austria.  It survives by eating beer bugs.  Most of them are overweight.

9.  Grex – is a new breakfast cereal.  It’s made by a Greek company, so you open the bottom of the box.

10. Schnitz

Schnitz are quiet little fits of rage, thrown by teenage Amish girls, when they are told that they can’t attend the barn dance – and definitely not without their snood.   😕