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@VlynnQ

Mother of the Apocalypse. NO DMs. When the day comes do not run, do not panic. Set your feet as a stone my child, for those who scurry shalt surely be consumed

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@VlynnQ
Sep 8, 2024
I discovered the most amazing plant growing wild in my garden: the balloon vine, cardiospermum halicacabum. All parts of the plant are edible and it has no known negative side effects or drug interactions. Here are some of the medical benefits of the balloon vine: 1) Anti-oxidant
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@VlynnQ
Aug 25, 2024
Replying to @ronsterd89
Rubber bands, a dried up sharpie and a key from the house you lived in 20 years ago.
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@VlynnQ
Jun 25, 2024
Replying to @614clinton
I can verify the first story- the younger brother of the dude that changed Trumps tire lived in my dorm at UConn. He told the story all the time- it’s the reason he was able to afford to go to college.
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@VlynnQ
Dec 10, 2024
Replying to @Milajoy
The only woman to produce a human without a man was Mary. Just saying.
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@VlynnQ
Aug 25, 2024
Can you post her recipe? Asking for my teenager, 😆
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@VlynnQ
Nov 30, 2024
Replying to @KevinNaughtonJr
Hey- random dude on the internet that I didn’t follow until today- WHAT HAPPENED? We’re all invested over here and it’s been more than 7 hours! WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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@VlynnQ
Dec 30, 2024
Replying to @emilykmay
The gas to drive yourself or the uber fee is a lot less than the ambulance bill, that’s for sure.
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@VlynnQ
Sep 16, 2025
Replying to @Sadie_NC and @itleftamark
I asked my kid…
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@VlynnQ
Aug 10, 2025
Replying to @WallStreetApes
Soak all your fruit in salt water and all your vegetables in vinegar before you eat them, regardless of where you got them, even if you grow them yourself. Especially if you grow them yourself! Bugs happen and are a natural part of growing food, but you don’t have to eat them.
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@VlynnQ
Dec 14, 2024
Replying to @Mochievous
Fantastic story, and good on you for breaking out of your comfort zone and into theirs. I guarantee they will tell the story of the super cool lady they met on a plane for a long time.
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@VlynnQ
Jun 14, 2025
Replying to @RealHickory
The one in our town got cancelled cause no signed up 😂
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@VlynnQ
Nov 30, 2024
Replying to @BattleByrd
Don’t leave out the part where she let him die so she could start a new fun life on her own… there was plenty of room on there! She just had to move over a couple inches!
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@VlynnQ
Mar 6, 2025
Replying to @ThrillaRilla369
You mean that she was repeatedly raped and sodomized on the set of her last movie; she was rushed to the hospital after being violated with a hard object; they covered it up and said she died of the flu; then the director had a pair of red shoes made from her skin… allegedly.
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@VlynnQ
Sep 2, 2025
Replying to @financedystop
He doesn’t charge enough.
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