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Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent."
My eyes teared up.
He'll be 38 next week.
Clinton
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Clinton
@614clinton
Former LEO, New Mexico SWAT operator.
Arizona, USA
Joined January 2013
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